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Started by jimmy jazz, Apr 15, 2023, 09:47 PM

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#510 Nov 11, 2024, 04:47 PM
And malodorously.

"stressed" is just "desserts" spelled backwards
#511 Nov 11, 2024, 05:29 PM
Quote from: Janszoon on Nov 11, 2024, 07:25 AMHow would you live your life if you farted extremely loudly every five minutes?

In some ways, it could be a superpower. Start a youtube channel. Record yourself farting in public places (movie theatres, cafes, etc) and going up to random people asking them to pull your finger. Easy money. Farts will never be unfunny. I'd be a national hero.

#512 Nov 11, 2024, 08:37 PM
Quote from: SGR on Nov 11, 2024, 05:29 PMIn some ways, it could be a superpower. Start a youtube channel. Record yourself farting in public places (movie theatres, cafes, etc) and going up to random people asking them to pull your finger. Easy money. Farts will never be unfunny. I'd be a national hero.

You might be better off starting an OF and monetizing your farts that way.

I was this cool the whole time.
#513 Nov 13, 2024, 12:59 AM
Quote from: Guybrush on Nov 13, 2024, 12:03 AMAnd if any of you want to come here, we'll take you in ❤️

You seem like a fun guy to live with BTW.

Take me in.

As payment I'll coach you and we can train together. Can you imagine it? Two bald, brick shithouses getting sweaty and hot together.

Would be amazing.

Only God knows.
#514 Nov 13, 2024, 01:06 AM
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Sign up or fuck off.

Only God knows.
#515 Nov 13, 2024, 08:26 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Nov 13, 2024, 12:59 AMYou seem like a fun guy to live with BTW.

Take me in.

As payment I'll coach you and we can train together. Can you imagine it? Two bald, brick shithouses getting sweaty and hot together.

Would be amazing.

Haha, thanks mate 😄

Absolutely I'd take you in! We could get more patty on our beefcakes together 👌

But I don't wanna give up the guest room, so you might have to share a room with my wife.

Happiness is a warm manatee
#516 Nov 13, 2024, 05:27 PM
Quote from: Guybrush on Nov 13, 2024, 08:26 AMHaha, thanks mate 😄

Absolutely I'd take you in! We could get more patty on our beefcakes together 👌

But I don't wanna give up the guest room, so you might have to share a room with my wife.

😂😂😂

Only God knows.
#517 Nov 15, 2024, 04:56 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Nov 13, 2024, 01:06 AMSign up or fuck off.

Bots can't sign up. It's a serious problem.

#518 Nov 17, 2024, 03:16 PM

I bought an ALFA antenna, I'm about to connect to the WiFi on Jupiter




#519 Nov 17, 2024, 08:50 PM
Wifi on Jupiter sucks man, due to the Great Red Spot. Neptune is where it's at.

#520 Nov 18, 2024, 03:19 AM
Quote from: Trollheart on Nov 17, 2024, 08:50 PMWifi on Jupiter sucks man, due to the Great Red Spot. Neptune is where it's at.



#521 Nov 18, 2024, 10:37 PM
I've noticed that in this country, if an older man (40+) is losing his hair and doesn't shave his head, he's probably a Tory.

Not foolproof but I've noticed it.

Look at the MPs next time you see PMQs or whatever.

Guessing the Tories don't want to look like the great unwashed or hooligans by having shaved heads.

Michael Fabricant - Tory
Mick Lynch - Not a Tory

Only God knows.
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