A thread for nothing

[jimmy jazz]

Oh, poo on her then.
That's a shit way to communicate etc.

She's hot BTW.

You'd defo eat her shit.

[Trollheart]

You're such an lick-arse, JJ. 

[jimmy jazz]

I love it when you call me señorita
I wish that you would let me lick your feeta

[DeepMinder]

[jimmy jazz]

Just found out about 'splitting the G'.

What a load of bollocks.

[Auroras In Ice]

Not seeing the problem here. Beatboxing is a legit love language.

[Trollheart]

Meh I don't know. Looks like it's on its last legs. Bit of a dying art.

[jimmy jazz]

A girl said to me last night:

"I once sent you a titty pic in the Villa shirt you got me to test the waters and all you responded with was UP THE VILLA. It was a very indirect but polite rejection."

😂😂😂

[jimmy jazz]

Everybody please be kind to @Thelonious Monkey as he has had a tough week at work this week:

[Guybrush]

Everybody please be kind to @Thelonious Monkey as he has had a tough week at work this week:

Oh man, that's pathetic 😂

Are you brits usually this cruel with your buddies? Although it does kinda remind me of my friends in the 90s, but just a little bit.

[jimmy jazz]

Oh man, that's pathetic 😂

Are you brits usually this cruel with your buddies? Although it does kinda remind me of my friends in the 90s, but just a little bit.

The pub lads are. I haven't done that myself but I know plenty of people like it.

[jimmy jazz]

Ffs! These pullups are about as clean as @Toy Revolver's underwear.

[Guybrush]

Ffs! These pullups are about as clean as @Toy Revolver's underwear.

Gods. How did he agree to this? Must be a sketch 😅 I hope it's a sketch.

[jimmy jazz]

Me when Americans expect me to tip:

[jimmy jazz]

Anyone wanna buy me one of these?

https://www.watches-of-switzerland.co.uk/Vacheron-Constantin-Overseas-4500V/110R+B705/p/17510350