A thread for nothing

[Saulaac]

That is a hell of a sales pitch, JJ. I would get it for you if I had the cash!
Narrator sounds like a guy who is consolidating his Swiss-Austro-Hungarian roots judging by that accent. And why not.
But in the words of Hall & Oates, for the moment I "no can do".

[jimmy jazz]

That is a hell of a sales pitch, JJ. I would get it for you if I had the cash!
Narrator sounds like a guy who is consolidating his Swiss-Austro-Hungarian roots judging by that accent. And why not.
But in the words of Hall & Oates, for the moment I "no can do".

Thank you mate.

They are beautiful aren't they?

It is my life goal.

To own a top tier Swiss watch.

If I have one of those I will have truly made it.

Will need to move location though, no chance I'd wear something like that round here. They'll cut my hands off to get it.

[Saulaac]

Lolz, Birmingham isn't that bad is it? I mean in my day there was the odd knife scuffle in Manchester but we never heard of machetes and the like. What the fook?

Vacheron watches are very nice, JJ. And thanks for bringing them up on SCD.
May you be in the position to own one of them! Keep fighting for what you believe in.

[jimmy jazz]

When was the last time you spent a decent length of time in England? It's probably not the same place you left. My immediate area isn't the worst and there have been multiple stabbings in the past few years just on the roads by my house.

You would absolutely get robbed and probably stabbed if you resisted, in most of the core cities.

There was a machete fight on the road next to this one recently - https://metro.co.uk/2023/02/10/thug-in-helmet-wields-machete-in-street-brawl-between-moped-drivers-18259319/

If you do a search you'll see more.

The stabbings happen all the time.

So I'd definitely not wear a Swiss watch outside.

[Buck_Mulligan]

Indian Americans own about half of all motels in the United States. Of them, 70% have the last name Patel. (Life Behind the Lobby)

[DeepMinder]

I have 35mm film coming today and will be getting 36 shots. It will interesting to not be able to see the photo I get snapped after taking it like on a phone. I'll be taking to walgreens or walmart to develop them but not sure what the fuck I'm going to do with physical photos lol This camera is from the 1950s also

[jimmy jazz]

Last night I was looking in the mirror and I saw a very thick beard hair, like three or four times the thickness of a normal one. I touched it and I was absolutely amazed.

It pulled out easily and I've got it in some tissue with a normal beard hair for scale. It's like a tarantula leg.

Already sent pics to a few friends and they are "disgusted and impressed". Another one said "yeah she thicc".

I can't wait to show my sister!

I haven't posted a pic because it may not to be some of your tastes.

[Guybrush]

That's some David Cronenberg going-ons, Big J. Hope you don't turn into a brundlefly 😄

[Marie Monday]

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[Marie Monday]

I drank too much tea too quickly and now my stomach sloshes when I walk

[jimmy jazz]

I drank too much tea too quickly and now my stomach sloshes when I walk

Did this with beer on holiday and vomited over a girl's legs.

Mouth and eyes started watering and I knew it was coming.

I still feel bad when I think about it.

Tried to leave as fast as I could but 

[Marie Monday]

oh nooo 

happy to report that just going to the loo has resolved the sloshing condition here
I am once again ~60% water, the way god intended

[DJChameleon]

https://x.com/GothamChief/status/1886478594500616279?t=QBLqLUC7iohFgyBV5GCa4A&s=19

[jimmy jazz]

I can tell @Trollheart did the su forums.

Hip-Hop, Rap and Urban Music
Get yo gangsta on!

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[DeepMinder]