A thread for nothing

[jimmy jazz]

Also a spam thread, chat thread or anything you want to post but don't feel like it's threadworthy.

I'm posting this from the toilet.

[robhr]

Getting hammered tonight. Will drunk post later if I'm out of the poker game.

[Trollheart]

[Psy-Fi]

[Lexi Darling]

[Mindy]

[robhr]

Okay here's my drunk post as promised.

Autocorrect makes me sound almost sober.

[Trollheart]

Meh. A real drunk post is taking off your pants and putting them in a jiffy bag/envelope and posting them to Cambodia or something, and then wandering around the street asking if anyone has seen your pants?

[robhr]

Meh. A real drunk post is taking off your pants and putting them in a jiffy bag/envelope and posting them to Cambodia or something, and then wandering around the street asking if anyone has seen your pants?

I came real close to walking outside naked with 30mg of 5-Meo-DMT up my nose once. It was a close one.

[jimmy jazz]

What's the worst shit you've done when drunk then?

I've pissed myself numerous times (broke a couple of phones that were in my pocket), broke my hand, chatted a lot of rubbish. Pierced my ears. Vomited over someone in a bar.

@Toy Revolver @Jwb I reckon you two would have some decent posts for this.

[robhr]

Honestly I'm not too bad with alcohol. I have a few puke stories but I'm not too bad. The worst thing I've done drunk is stare at a sorta coworker's cleavage.

[jimmy jazz]

Honestly I'm not too bad with alcohol. I have a few puke stories but I'm not too bad. The worst thing I've done drunk is stare at a sorta coworker's cleavage.

Puking is worse than that. Most men stare at a cleavage about 50 times a day (not me BTW. Not into boobs.)

[robhr]

Honestly I'm not too bad with alcohol. I have a few puke stories but I'm not too bad. The worst thing I've done drunk is stare at a sorta coworker's cleavage.

Puking is worse than that. Most men stare at a cleavage about 50 times a day (not me BTW. Not into boobs.)

I could tell I made her uncomfortable. This happened at the same wedding social as one of my puke stories. I was busy that night.

I puked all over a bathroom stall. But I cleaned it all up with toilet paper.

[jimmy jazz]

You're a good guy tbh I wouldn't clean a public bathroom if I had vomited in it.

[jadis]

Definitely vomited at a few parties. There was one where I drank lots of beer AND lots of red wine, which is such a bad combination. Still remember the disgusting taste in my mouth after puking it all out. Preferred white wine ever since   

When I was 16 or so a friend convinced me that we bike god knows where in the middle of the night and I ended up falling over and breaking an arm.