A thread for nothing

[jimmy jazz]

Also a spam thread, chat thread or anything you want to post but don't feel like it's threadworthy.

I'm posting this from the toilet.

[robhr]

Getting hammered tonight. Will drunk post later if I'm out of the poker game.

[Trollheart]

[Psy-Fi]

[Lexi Darling]

[robhr]

Okay here's my drunk post as promised.

Autocorrect makes me sound almost sober.

[Trollheart]

Meh. A real drunk post is taking off your pants and putting them in a jiffy bag/envelope and posting them to Cambodia or something, and then wandering around the street asking if anyone has seen your pants?

[robhr]

Meh. A real drunk post is taking off your pants and putting them in a jiffy bag/envelope and posting them to Cambodia or something, and then wandering around the street asking if anyone has seen your pants?

I came real close to walking outside naked with 30mg of 5-Meo-DMT up my nose once. It was a close one.

[jimmy jazz]

What's the worst shit you've done when drunk then?

I've pissed myself numerous times (broke a couple of phones that were in my pocket), broke my hand, chatted a lot of rubbish. Pierced my ears. Vomited over someone in a bar.

@Toy Revolver @Jwb I reckon you two would have some decent posts for this.

[robhr]

Honestly I'm not too bad with alcohol. I have a few puke stories but I'm not too bad. The worst thing I've done drunk is stare at a sorta coworker's cleavage.

[jimmy jazz]

Honestly I'm not too bad with alcohol. I have a few puke stories but I'm not too bad. The worst thing I've done drunk is stare at a sorta coworker's cleavage.

Puking is worse than that. Most men stare at a cleavage about 50 times a day (not me BTW. Not into boobs.)

[robhr]

Honestly I'm not too bad with alcohol. I have a few puke stories but I'm not too bad. The worst thing I've done drunk is stare at a sorta coworker's cleavage.

Puking is worse than that. Most men stare at a cleavage about 50 times a day (not me BTW. Not into boobs.)

I could tell I made her uncomfortable. This happened at the same wedding social as one of my puke stories. I was busy that night.

I puked all over a bathroom stall. But I cleaned it all up with toilet paper.

[jimmy jazz]

You're a good guy tbh I wouldn't clean a public bathroom if I had vomited in it.

[jadis]

Definitely vomited at a few parties. There was one where I drank lots of beer AND lots of red wine, which is such a bad combination. Still remember the disgusting taste in my mouth after puking it all out. Preferred white wine ever since   

When I was 16 or so a friend convinced me that we bike god knows where in the middle of the night and I ended up falling over and breaking an arm.

[Toy Revolver]

What's the worst shit you've done when drunk then?

I've pissed myself numerous times (broke a couple of phones that were in my pocket), broke my hand, chatted a lot of rubbish. Pierced my ears. Vomited over someone in a bar.

@Toy Revolver @Jwb I reckon you two would have some decent posts for this.

i was a very self-destructive drinker and drank at volumes that would've killed most people

typical pattern in my late forties:

home from work at 4 drink 7-10 drinks topped off with a xany and maybe 4 bong hits - pass out - wake up at around midnight- grab my whiskey and weed and take a bath and read while again drinking and the others - my rule for work nights was to stop at three in the morning- often i'd be driving to work with a lortab or whatever i had kicking in

i usually pissed and shit myself while passed out

i was sick

i had some good times drinking and all that but on the whole asking me (no offense taken btw) about my alcoholic hijinx makes about as much sense as asking someone what kind of craziness did you get into during chemo

i suffered and fought hard for my sobriety

being an addict is miserable - it's not romantic or fun it's misery and despair

i'm only proud that i finally went to AA and said omg help me i'm sick i'm dying

i tried so hard to get mental health care

i went to private practices in person and said i need help - i thought about suicide everyday

sorry for being so unfun about it but it's like that for me

AA and NA is free and all over the place - if you're broke and desperate and addicted go there