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[Trollheart]

Loudly.

[Lexi Darling]

And malodorously.

[SGR]

How would you live your life if you farted extremely loudly every five minutes?

In some ways, it could be a superpower. Start a youtube channel. Record yourself farting in public places (movie theatres, cafes, etc) and going up to random people asking them to pull your finger. Easy money. Farts will never be unfunny. I'd be a national hero.

[DJChameleon]

In some ways, it could be a superpower. Start a youtube channel. Record yourself farting in public places (movie theatres, cafes, etc) and going up to random people asking them to pull your finger. Easy money. Farts will never be unfunny. I'd be a national hero.

You might be better off starting an OF and monetizing your farts that way.

[jimmy jazz]

And if any of you want to come here, we'll take you in ❤️

You seem like a fun guy to live with BTW.

Take me in.

As payment I'll coach you and we can train together. Can you imagine it? Two bald, brick shithouses getting sweaty and hot together.

Would be amazing.

[jimmy jazz]

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[Guybrush]

You seem like a fun guy to live with BTW.

Take me in.

As payment I'll coach you and we can train together. Can you imagine it? Two bald, brick shithouses getting sweaty and hot together.

Would be amazing.

Haha, thanks mate 😄

Absolutely I'd take you in! We could get more patty on our beefcakes together 👌

But I don't wanna give up the guest room, so you might have to share a room with my wife.

[jimmy jazz]

Haha, thanks mate 😄

Absolutely I'd take you in! We could get more patty on our beefcakes together 👌

But I don't wanna give up the guest room, so you might have to share a room with my wife.

😂😂😂

[Trollheart]

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[Trollheart]

Wifi on Jupiter sucks man, due to the Great Red Spot. Neptune is where it's at.

[jimmy jazz]

I've noticed that in this country, if an older man (40+) is losing his hair and doesn't shave his head, he's probably a Tory.

Not foolproof but I've noticed it.

Look at the MPs next time you see PMQs or whatever.

Guessing the Tories don't want to look like the great unwashed or hooligans by having shaved heads.

Michael Fabricant - Tory
Mick Lynch - Not a Tory

[DeepMinder]

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[Saulaac]

I've noticed that in this country, if an older man (40+) is losing his hair and doesn't shave his head, he's probably a Tory.

Not foolproof but I've noticed it.

Look at the MPs next time you see PMQs or whatever.

Guessing the Tories don't want to look like the great unwashed or hooligans by having shaved heads.

Michael Fabricant - Tory
Mick Lynch - Not a Tory

Haha, that's not a bad observation lol    And I support the hypothesis that you're more likely to see a comb-over in a right wing MP than a left wing MP. (Arthur Scargill has a great receding haircut, but he was a different era.)

And Mindy you've been posting some nice messages recently. "There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path". I'm starting a part time job next week teaching English to high school students in France, and there's going to be a huge difference between what I learned in training vs. delivering the classes. A bit like rally driving where I proved to be a trusty co-pilot, but now I'm being told to drive the car!

[Lisnaholic]

Yes, some of Quantum's quotes are very good. I liked this one:-

I've noticed that in this country, if an older man (40+) is losing his hair and doesn't shave his head, he's probably a Tory.

Not foolproof but I've noticed it.

Look at the MPs next time you see PMQs or whatever.

Guessing the Tories don't want to look like the great unwashed or hooligans by having shaved heads.

Michael Fabricant - Tory
Mick Lynch - Not a Tory

^ Haha! I was going to post a photo of Eno to prove you wrong, then realised that a photo of Eno would prove you right :

[Lisnaholic]

And Mindy you've been posting some nice messages recently. "There's a difference between knowing the path and walking the path". I'm starting a part time job next week teaching English to high school students in France, and there's going to be a huge difference between what I learned in training vs. delivering the classes. A bit like rally driving where I proved to be a trusty co-pilot, but now I'm being told to drive the car!

Good luck with the teaching job, Saulaac. I hope your classes will be small and decently behaved: that makes the difference between Heaven and Hell imo. Let me know if you have any questions that you imagine I could help you with, ok?