A thread for nothing

[Mindy]

Used my $5 off on Saturday coupon!
The girl at the store was nice because it didn't scan but she typed in the number.

[jimmy jazz]

 

Well done mate.

[Guybrush]

You use a $5 coupon, but save 6.7?! What is this trickery?

[Mindy]

You use a $5 coupon, but save 6.7?! What is this trickery?

Some items at the store already came with a discount on the item so they added up another $1.70 added onto the $5 off.
It was tough finding things I need to buy because you have to spend $25 to get the $5 off the total. So I just bought a bunch of drinks and rice lol

[innerspaceboy]

I read a comical proposed defense for Trump today which read, "The documents were planted, but if they weren't - they are his. And he declassified them. With his mind. Except for when he told that person on tape that he didn't declassify them. And when he told another person they were secret. Except he was kidding. And Biden and Hillary did the exact same thing, but that doesn't matter because Jack Smith's wife made political donations once. And did you know George Soros funds prosecutors?"

That's when I learned of The Gish gallop - a rhetorical technique that involves overwhelming your opponent with as many arguments as possible, with no regard for the accuracy, validity, or relevance of those arguments. Basically burying critics in an avalanche of nonsense.

[Lexi Darling]

I got absolutely roasted by a coworker friend the other day, she said "did you remember to change your husband's litterbox today?"

I guess that's what I get, I can only talk about how much I pamper him so many times before people start to get funny with it, haha. I literally snorted laughing, it was such a great roast.

[jimmy jazz]

One of my friends works in some government job in the USA.

On one of the applications someone answered the question 'what language do you speak?' with 'American'   

[SGR]

I speak fluent American too. Don't touch our guns.

[jimmy jazz]

I would like to wish all my American friends a very happy cheeseburgers and guns day.

Be American! Be free! Speak American and have XXXXL burgers for breakfast with a gallon of coke.

[jimmy jazz]

@Toy Revolver hope you celebrate with a really good chili (that means going out for one).

[Lexi Darling]

Wasn't sure if this belongs in the your day thread, my relationship thread or wherever, but I'll just put it here.

The mister approached me this morning and told me he thinks I'm swearing too much on here, which when verbally spoken is against our rules. He's extending that to my posts as well, and to help, he said he's working on a custom word filter similar to my website blocker that will work like autocorrect and give me suggestions on more polite alternatives to such vulgar words.

I'm so lucky to have a guy who cares so much about me being the best version of myself I can be. Between this and the new pager system, he's been putting so much work into making my life and my duties run so much smoother. <3

[Janszoon]

I would like to wish all my American friends a very happy cheeseburgers and guns day.

Be American! Be free! Speak American and have XXXXL burgers for breakfast with a gallon of coke.

We went to a Mexican restaurant.

[jimmy jazz]

We went to a Mexican restaurant.

Proper American food, none of that foreign muck.

[Mindy]

Up the RA!

[jimmy jazz]

Up the RA!

Had a drink have we? 

Just seen what your avatar is. You ought to be embarrassed.