Throwing Soiled Underwear Against a Wall To See What Sticks

[Suburban Placeholder?]

It would have to be a twelve-inch, wouldn't it? Cos, you know, for guys like that, size does count...

Good lord, he's back.
And armed to the teeth with Grandad jokes it seems.

[Trollheart]

I'll have you know, I've few enough teeth to be armed to, and that's great-grandad jokes, if you please!