The Longest Yard (American Football Discussion Thread)

[Psy-Fi]

Tom Brady expected to become part owner of NFL's Las Vegas Raiders

[degrassiknoll]

@SGR I don't want to talk about it, ok

[SGR]

@SGR I don't want to talk about it, ok

@degrassi.knoll I just wanna know if you think D.Hop can avoid injury for the rest of the season. 

Joking aside, injuries fucking suck.

[Psy-Fi]

Commanders defeat Bears on wild 52-yard Hail Mary touchdown on final play

[SGR]

Commanders defeat Bears on wild 52-yard Hail Mary touchdown on final play

I think this was the most memorable 'jaw-drop' moment I've seen this season. Absolutely incredible. Bears deserved to lose the game too.

Also - I've heard some sock puppets whispering about the possibility of an 'undefeated season' for the Chiefs. Give me a fucking break, there's no chance in hell that's going to happen. If I had to bet on either that, or Trump and Kamala tying in the electoral college, I'd opt for the latter.

[degrassiknoll]

dat ass

[SGR]

dat ass

Unlike Josh Allen, King Henry doesn't mind 'cheeks out', as long as he can keep the drive alive. If Jerry Jones wasn't so old and stupid, that could have been 'America's Ass'. 

[SGR]

Even as a Chiefs fan, this is 'horseshoe-up-your-ass' type of shit at this point.

EDIT: Fuck the greedy ass NFL, it's a video of them blocking what would've been the game-winning field goal for the Broncos yesterday

[SGR]

After this Chiefs/Raiders game I gotta admit, even as a Chiefs fan, I think Mahomes might have sold his soul to the devil.

[SGR]

#1 seed clinched for my Chiefs! Still the one, baby! Bring on the threepeat!

[DJChameleon]

@SGR

What happened to your team?

CBS decided to switch away from the game.

[SGR]

@SGR

What happened to your team?

CBS decided to switch away from the game.

They rested all their starters since they had the 1 seed locked up with nothing to play for - so as a result, the Broncos laid an ass-whupping on the Chiefs second/third stringers because they needed to win that game to make the playoffs. As a result of the Chiefs losing though, the Bengals were eliminated, which I don't mind.

[DJChameleon]

That makes sense, I only saw the outrage from Broncos fans about the game getting switched because it was such a one sided game.

[SGR]

PLAYOFF FOOTBALL IS FINALLY HERE

[degrassiknoll]

This is the first time since 2020 I'm watching divisionals without a stomach ache. Silver lining to a terrible season.

Still pulling for a Bills v Lions Super Bowl, but I wouldn't be mad if it were Baltimore instead.