Me and the team have been discussing options to help grow the forum and we've agreed to trial a sub-forum in the hidden section for nude pics and selfies.

Also, I am talking shit and just letting you know @Guybrush that Hope can't log in since you changed her username.


*zips up pants*

Well, fuck this...

Official 2024 New Member Silver Medalist

do i have to be accepted how does this work

can i be banned for being ugly

bright future in accounting

Turns out I can log in I just got the usernames and passwords mixed up and it would appear that Tore has not changed my username from jammy jizz yet.

"She paints, she reads, she light's things on fire."

What username do you want?
I suggest Thisisthelongestandmostpointlessusernameinforumhistoryperhapsallinternethistorybutilikeitohnowaitidon't

Let me know and it shall be done.


Is this some kind of a joke or is the forum just invisible to me

bright future in accounting

I hate to break it to you, but you don't actually exist. You're just part of my fever dream and when this coma breaks ---


Quote from: Trollheart on Jul 31, 2025, 08:21 PMWhat username do you want?
I suggest Thisisthelongestandmostpointlessusernameinforumhistoryperhapsallinternethistorybutilikeitohnowaitidon't

Let me know and it shall be done.

Thank you so much, but I believe we finally have it all sorted out.

"She paints, she reads, she light's things on fire."

Can I post my bum or not

bright future in accounting

I was admiring my penis in the mirror today.

I might be losing weight.


Quote from: Lucem Ferre on Aug 03, 2025, 07:44 AMI was admiring my penis in the mirror today.

I might be losing weight.

we should all aspire to gain penis weight no? c'est la vie

bright future in accounting

Quote from: tristan_geoff on Aug 03, 2025, 07:58 AMwe should all aspire to gain penis weight no? c'est la vie

I don't think your penis gains weight. Mine sure didn't.


Quote from: Lucem Ferre on Aug 03, 2025, 08:30 AMI don't think your penis gains weight. Mine sure didn't.

not the way you're doing it

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Quote from: tristan_geoff on Aug 03, 2025, 08:45 AMnot the way you're doing it

I would say "obviously" but I don't think it is obvious.

Regardless, my penis looked nice this morning.


Quote from: tristan_geoff on Aug 03, 2025, 04:09 AMCan I post my bum or not

Nah, you want the Tramps and Vagrants subforum, mate.