Trump Rap

[Trollheart]

Trying to lighten the mood, and without trivialising anyone's concerns or fears, Trollheart Enterprises present an exclusive look at the video for the first single to drop from the debut album by DJ Trump and The Vancester, Now We Rule the World.

Disclaimer: The views expressed within this song are not necessarily those shared by Trollheart Enterprises Plc., its subsidiaries and affiliates. Or indeed any right-thinking person. Kanye West appears by kind permission of Kanye West.

Lyrics reproduced without permission.

Trump Rap

DJ Trump and the Vancester (with special appearance by Kanye West)

Music by GOD (Gavin O'Driscoll)
Lyrics by Trump/Vance/West
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(Both Trump and Vance))

Yo my name is Trump, I'm JD Vance:
We don't know the meaning of tolerance.
If you follow our lead, why then, my friend
We can make America great again!

(Vance)

We hate the gays, yeah we hate the queers:
We just want them out of here.
But one thing that really gets on our wicks
Is those fucking chicks with dicks!
They call themselves trans but we know better:
If you see one we both say "Go get her!"

(Both)

Yo my name is Trump, I'm JD Vance:
We don't know the meaning of tolerance.
If you follow our lead, why then, my friend
We can make America great again!

(Vance)

In reality we don't hate him,
We just wanna make sure we make them
The hot button topic - God didn't create them
So why not just eliminate them?

(Trump: Freestyle, Vancester!)

(Vance)

They say the world needs love, we know that ain't true!
Hey Patriotic American, we're talkin' to you!
Load that gun and get out on the streets
But you didn't hear that from the president's tweets!
We want borders closed, we want that wall!
And Europeans had better play ball
Or we'll tax them into kingdom come:
Free trade at the point of a loaded gun.

(Both)

Yo my name is Trump, I'm JD Vance:
We don't know the meaning of tolerance.
If you follow our lead, why then, my friend
We can make America great again!

(West)

We gotta get America workin'
Too many corporations shirkin'
(And not enough bitches twerkin'!)
Where them liberals all be lurkin'?

(Vance and West: Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States!)

(Trump)

Yo I had the election stolen from me.
Those mail-in votes, they were the key.
They elected a man who couldn't stay awake
Long enough to eat his birthday cake!
So we stormed the Capitol just like the Russians:
Lots of noisy shovin' and lots of pushin'
And we broke down the gates of the corridors of power:
Well, not me, I watched it hour by hour
On my TV screen, it was a dream
To see the Proud boys and all the team
Fight for American democracy
(Though really they were just fighting for me)
But I warned them all, like Arnie I said
I'll be back and you'll all wish you were dead!

(Hello? This is President Trump. Any room in the jails in San Salvador? Fantastic!)

(Both)

Yo my name is Trump, I'm JD Vance:
We don't know the meaning of tolerance.
If you follow our lead, why then, my friend
We can make America great again!

(Vance: Ladies and gentlemen, Mister Kanye West!)

(West)

Yo Trump is the man to lead us back to greatness!
I'm white now too so all you niggas be haters!
Gonna feed all my enemies to alligators:
You're talking to one of the movers and the shakers!
This Reich will last a thousand years!
Fuck your feelings and fuck your tears!
The New World Order starts right here!
Final Solution drawing near!
Yo!
HEIL HITLER! HEIL HITLER! HEIL  - Yo take your hands OFF me, man! You know who I AM? Father! Save me! It's your only son! Yo dude! I'm talkin' to ya!

(Ushered off screen by goons)

(Trump: I told you it was a mistake to ask that crazy n-
Vance: Mr. President! Careful there!
Trump: What? Everyone knows he's a Nazi. People like him give us a bad name.)


(Vance: Uh, yeah.... Anyway... Ladies and gentlemen - and no other genders - the Commander in Chief!)

(Trump)

Putin thinks he's the big swinging dick
But I got tired of his Ukraine schtick.
Zelensky sees that his only recourse is
To sell me all his mineral resources
So I warned Putin: quit it with those drones
Or Vlad you soon won't have a home.


Your two-term president has a
Great plan for troublesome Gaza.
You probably heard it on the news reports:
Gonna turn it into a luxury resort.
Welcome to the Gaza Strip!
Built upon a rubbish tip
Of children's bones and mother's tears.
No room for trans women or queers!
The Riviera of the Middle East
Patrolled by my own private police;
No Palestinians need apply!
Only millionaires will get by
My stringent exclusive security:
Just make sure that you vote for me
And don't say nothing bad about the Jews
Or your reservation won't be all you'll lose!

But those Palestinians they gotta go too
So it's over my friend, Netanyahu.
God gave the Jews Palestine
But in the end it will be mine:
Another rich propety for Trump
Will give my bank balance a healthy bump
Not that it's not already plump
But I gonna make money out of that dump!

(Both)
We cut federal government to the bone:
Elon didn't do it all alone.
But now we no more need his ass
So it's time for Musk to take a pass.
One for the team, the drama queen
Squeezin' every dollar until it screams.
Back he'll go to space exploration
Preside over Tesla's expiration.
Like all our friends he was just a pawn
Now it's time that he was gone.
He did the job and that was great
(Trump)
Vote for me in twenty-eight!

Mic drop.

[jimmy jazz]

New sig. Thanks pal.

Also did ICP write these horrible lyrics?

@Lucem Ferre

[SGR]

Rhyming Vance with tolerance was the biggest crime here.

[Lexi of the Dawn]

Great work! Right up there with the all time classic, Mitt Romney Style.

[Trollheart]

SGR's invite to the after-launch party has been rescinded. 
Hey, what do you expect from a very un-fly white guy?

[Trollheart]

New sig. Thanks pal.

Also did ICP write these horrible lyrics?

@Lucem Ferre

Lyrics by Trump/Vance/West

ICP were not available for comment.
Oh wait they were. What's this say... FUCK TRUMP. 

[Auroras In Ice]

Cursed. Thought about "accidentally" deleting the thread.

[Trollheart]

Cursed. Thought about "accidentally" deleting the thread.

No entender.
 

[Lucem Ferre]

New sig. Thanks pal.

Also did ICP write these horrible lyrics?

@Lucem Ferre

No, it was unfortunately Kanye thinking he doesn't need ghost writers anymore. At least he didn't rhyme asshole with asshole again.

[Auroras In Ice]

No entender.
 

Just joking around. The idea of Trump rapping hurts my brain

[Lucem Ferre]

My name is Mr. Trump and I'm here to say
I'm going to grab your pussy in a brand new way
What are doing in my white house, Elon? get outta here
...GET OUTTA HERE!

[SGR]

Just joking around. The idea of Trump rapping hurts my brain

He didn't rap, but he did appear on Method Man's second album.