Time out: take a break from the world and its problems

[Trollheart]

Just a thread where we can discuss unimportant or frivolous topics, and keep the darkness of the world at bay. Nothing is too inconsequential for this thread, but no heavy topics. We have enough threads for those.

Anyone know why a cat always falls on its feet, and has anyone tested this theory? Preferably from a very safe height for the moggy!

[Key]

Oblivion Remastered has officially taken over my life.

That is all.

[jimmy jazz]

UP THE VILLA!

[SGR]

Anyone know why a cat always falls on its feet, and has anyone tested this theory? Preferably from a very safe height for the moggy!

Cats have what's known as a 'righting reflex' that allows them to orient themselves, even in midair, to achieve this. But cats do not always land on their feet - it's not a perfect system, and its less reliable for them as they get older.

[SGR]

[Trollheart]

Cats have what's known as a 'righting reflex' that allows them to orient themselves, even in midair, to achieve this. But cats do not always land on their feet - it's not a perfect system, and its less reliable for them as they get older.

Thanks SGR. I can tell you, speaking from my bed in ICU, this is not true of tigers!

[Lexi of the Dawn]

I can stand up. Making progress on my recovery.

[Mindy]

UP THE VILLA!

I am going to go back into football 

[jimmy jazz]

I am going to go back into football 

If you are, don't pick one of the Sky 6. I watch a lot of American streams for football and they do live shows from fan parks and every fucker there supports one of those teams. Also don't pick one of Real/Barca/Bayern. Also don't pick one of the Old Firm.

I tried to say to @Qwerty Sanchez to 'sign' for Villa a year or so ago because I could see this rise coming. He refused and now he's paying the price.

Me, Trolls and @Marie Monday are Villa fans (Marie is an adopted Villa fan). You will support a top club without being hit with the glory hunter accusations.

I'm offering a three year contract with the option to extend, do you accept it? Yes or no.

[SGR]

I am going to go back into football 

Come on Mindy, we're Americans. It's soccer. 

[Mindy]

If you are, don't pick one of the Sky 6. I watch a lot of American streams for football and they do live shows from fan parks and every fucker there supports one of those teams. Also don't pick one of Real/Barca/Bayern. Also don't pick one of the Old Firm.

I tried to say to @Qwerty Sanchez to 'sign' for Villa a year or so ago because I could see this rise coming. He refused and now he's paying the price.

Me, Trolls and @Marie Monday are Villa fans (Marie is an adopted Villa fan). You will support a top club without being hit with the glory hunter accusations.

I'm offering a three year contract with the option to extend, do you accept it? Yes or no.

@SGR I know but if Americans start calling it football, we can confuse a lot of people 

"Did you see the football game yesterday? Crystal Palace tomorrow finna lose bad fam!"

[SGR]

@SGR I know but if Americans start calling it football, we can confuse a lot of people 

"Did you see the football game yesterday? Crystal Palace tomorrow finna lose bad fam!"

[Mindy]

Did you just quote that so I couldn't delete it? 

[jimmy jazz]

@Trollheart we have another Villa fan.

Congrats @DeepMinder 🟣🔵

[Trollheart]

Did you show him the clause in his contract that says as a Villa fan he has to read my footy threads? I got two readers now!