The news thread

[Toy Revolver]

I'm on board for reparations as long as I get paid for the slavery my own Slavic ancestors were subjected to. C'mon Sleepy Joe, help a guy out.

that's what the white guy on Atlanta says lol

he ends up having his paychecks garnished as he waits tables for newly wealthy blacks

[Toy Revolver]

Would cost each non white family $600,000? Glad I'm not paying it.

honestly they'd have to kill me first but that wouldn't bother them

[Toy Revolver]

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2023/03/15/florida-seaweed-bloom-threat-climate-brian-lapointe-bts-intl-vpx.cnn

A blob twice the width of the US is heading towards Florida's coast

[Trollheart]

Didn't know Trump could swim! 

[Toy Revolver]

Didn't know Trump could swim! 

good one

[Psy-Fi]

https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2023/03/15/florida-seaweed-bloom-threat-climate-brian-lapointe-bts-intl-vpx.cnn

A blob twice the width of the US is heading towards Florida's coast

That sounds like a great sci-fi/horror b-movie script waiting to be written.

[Toy Revolver]

https://apnews.com/article/61ee43f99623f98bb0b4ec4570c4c603



Pence cracks jokes at Buttigieg and now his husband is having a childish tantrum demanding "accountability"

Pence defended his comments Thursday night after speaking at a Republican Party dinner in New Hampshire.

"The Gridiron Dinner is a roast. I had a lot of jokes directed to me, and I directed a lot of jokes to Republicans and Democrats," he told reporters. "The only thing I can figure is Pete Buttigieg not only can't do his job, but he can't take a joke."

That's actually a great comeback because it amplifies the worthless response Buttigieg has had concerning that train derailment and subsequent chemical spill. Buttigieg is Sec of Transportation and the entire Biden administration has handled the entire thing a lot like Bush handled Katrina.

[Trollheart]

But let's be honest: someone whose name is Buttgieg is asking for it from the start, aren't they? 

[Toy Revolver]

But let's be honest: someone whose name is Buttgieg is asking for it from the start, aren't they? 

it is pretty funny tbh

[Toy Revolver]

Donald Trump claimed on Saturday that his arrest is imminent and issued an extraordinary call for his supporters to protest as a New York grand jury investigates hush money payments to women who alleged sexual encounters with the former president.

Even as Trump's lawyer and spokesperson said there had been no communication from prosecutors, Trump declared in a post on his social media platform that he expects to be taken into custody on Tuesday.

https://apnews.com/article/a48428984cf99d23f46b4157b34160ae

i know it's hard for people (sometimes even myself) to understand why i think the way i do but i hope this sets off complete pandemonium  - LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE -

and of all the things trump did... this? lol come on - did he take sloppy seconds on monica lewinsky too?

[Nimbly9]

It is pretty funny that the one thing that might possibly stick and put him into a jail cell in 2023 is overpaying a porn star from eight years ago. Now if only we could get Jimmy Kimmel for his role in Epstein's mysterious demise. 

[Psy-Fi]

Elon Musk has announced that Twitter, which he purchased last year, will respond to inquiries from journalists with the poop emoji. 

[Trollheart]

Says it all really.

[Lexi Darling]

Yeah, it says that Muskrat is a man in his 50s behaving like a spoiled 10 year old child.

[Trollheart]

Muskrat! Love it!