The news thread

[Psy-Fi]

Georgia man sentenced to nearly 500 years for facilitating dog fights, abusing animals

[Psy-Fi]

100,000 eggs worth $40,000 stolen from trailer as police try to crack the case

[Trollheart]

Bit shell-shocked, are they? Guess the yolk's on them. Well sure you can't make an omelette without... yes I know where the door is: I've been shown it enough times, thank you very much.

[DJChameleon]

A Philadelphia man who served 24 years in prison before being exonerated from a life sentence after his murder conviction was vacated is back behind bars for another killing — and he's pleaded guilty this time.

Shaurn Thomas, 50, is heading back to prison for the 2023 shooting death of Akeem Edwards, 38, which allegedly stemmed from a dispute over money and cocaine, the Philadelphia Inquirer reports. According to Philadelphia Fox affiliate WTXF, Edwards was gunned down on the 3500 block of Germantown Avenue in the early afternoon on Jan. 3, 2023.

Thomas pleaded guilty Thursday to third-degree murder, conspiracy and illegal gun possession.

https://lawandcrime.com/crime/exonerated-man-heading-back-to-prison-again-for-murder-after-being-freed-from-life-sentence-and-given-4-1-million-settlement-for-serving-24-years-for-another-slaying/

[jimmy jazz]

What fucking stupid cunt.

[DJChameleon]

He also got paid 4.1 million dollars too what a knob. Just live your life

[jimmy jazz]

He also got paid 4.1 million dollars too what a knob. Just live your life

Some people can't be helped. All he had to do was do nothing and enjoy his money.

[Psy-Fi]

Man Wants to Buy the Dump Where His Bitcoin Hard Drive Got Tossed

[DJChameleon]

Two state lawmakers are planning to introduce a bill that they've nicknamed the Conception Begins at Erection Act. It would make it a felony for a man to have unprotected sex if they don't plan on having a baby.

https://www.cleveland19.com/2025/02/14/ohio-lawmakers-plan-propose-conception-begins-erection-act/

[SGR]

https://www.cleveland19.com/2025/02/14/ohio-lawmakers-plan-propose-conception-begins-erection-act/

[DJChameleon]

It's a joke proposal. They want to fine guys 10k per pop lol 

[Psy-Fi]

This story is like something out of a Hollywood crime thriller...

French prisoner 'The Fly' arrested nine months after deadly van ambush

[jimmy jazz]

This story is like something out of a Hollywood crime thriller...

French prisoner 'The Fly' arrested nine months after deadly van ambush

Apparently he's buzzing since he got caught. Prefers the wings to being on the run.

[Trollheart]

I wonder if they had to call out the SWAT team? 

[DeepMinder]

CBS News
Feb 25, 2025

The Wayback Machine is helping preserve the record of government websites before they were changed by the Trump administration. CBS News Confirmed's Rhona Tarrant reports.

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@innerspaceboy