Something Completely Different

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Started by jimmy jazz, Feb 23, 2023, 02:00 AM

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#1020 Aug 02, 2023, 01:33 PM
She sounds absolutely awful lol.

Only God knows.
#1021 Aug 02, 2023, 08:24 PM
A lil something I saw on twitter helpfully illustrating the Lizzo story



Practitioner of Soviet Foucauldian Catholicism
#1022 Aug 02, 2023, 11:09 PM
#1023 Aug 03, 2023, 12:09 AM
Utter filth.

Only God knows.
#1024 Aug 03, 2023, 12:34 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Aug 03, 2023, 12:09 AMFreaky Foot Fondler Filth.

FtFy.  ;D

#1025 Aug 03, 2023, 04:37 PM Last Edit: Aug 03, 2023, 04:47 PM by Lisnaholic
Quote from: Psy-Fi on Jul 31, 2023, 11:19 PMRemi Lucidi, daredevil who climbed towers around the world, reportedly falls to his death from Hong Kong high-rise

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The cause of his death would have to be verified by an autopsy, they added.

I'll go with High-velocity cement poisoning as the cause of his death.

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

Completely different topic, but a joke that good deserves another one, and this made me laugh yesterday:
Alex Dunphey of Modern Family, is talking about her studies at university:

"One of our professors taught a chimpanzee how to play the saxophone. We all think he's great, but he only plays jazz, so there's no way to tell."

What you desire is of lesser value than what you have found.
#1026 Aug 06, 2023, 07:53 PM
Only God knows.
#1027 Aug 06, 2023, 10:23 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Aug 06, 2023, 07:53 PMhttps://www.theguardian.com/society/2023/aug/06/ian-watkins-singer-jailed-for-child-sex-offences-stabbed-in-prison

Apparently will be 'very lucky' if he survives.

 

I heard that Charles Bronson is one of the "guests" staying at HMP Wakefield. I wonder if he was one of the hostage-takers?

Charles Bronson

#1028 Aug 06, 2023, 10:38 PM
Quote from: Psy-Fi on Aug 06, 2023, 10:23 PMI heard that Charles Bronson is one of the "guests" staying at HMP Wakefield. I wonder if he was one of the hostage-takers?

Charles Bronson

Bronson is currently trying to get out isn't he? He had a parole hearing I think very recently, and they didn't release him.

You'd imagine he'd be on his best behaviour but who knows. They should release Bronson ffs he's done his time and then some. He's not killed anyone, look at his charges, robbery and assault, shit like that. Free my guy! He's a fitness expert, he could easily do something community based, keeping kids off the street and teaching them bedroom fitness.

(Probably wouldn't want to live next door to him though, lolz.)

Only God knows.
#1029 Aug 07, 2023, 06:12 PM
Hilarious.



#1030 Aug 07, 2023, 07:30 PM
Quote from: DJChameleon on Aug 02, 2023, 11:41 AMhttps://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/lizzo-dancers-weight-shamed-pressured-touch-nude-performer-lawsuit-rcna95161

Dang Lizzo I'm disappointed. She is body positivity queen but doing this shady stuff behind closed doors. Fat shaming dancers and sexually harassing them.
hmmm. I might have to check out her music afterall.

#1031 Aug 07, 2023, 07:33 PM
Quote from: Nimbly9 on Aug 07, 2023, 06:12 PMHilarious.



What The F*ck Happened To Mitch McConnell?

#1032 Aug 08, 2023, 12:11 AM
Quote from: Jwb on Aug 07, 2023, 07:30 PMhmmm. I might have to check out her music afterall.


that's the song she did for the Barbie Soundtrack.

she also likes to twerk while playing her flute


Enjoy!


I was this cool the whole time.
#1033 Aug 08, 2023, 04:03 AM
That second clip is quite the performance. I bet she dreams that she's playing the flute at night as she chokes into her sleep apnia mask.

#1034 Aug 08, 2023, 07:29 AM
Quote from: Jwb on Aug 08, 2023, 04:03 AMThat second clip is quite the performance. I bet she dreams that she's playing the flute at night as she chokes into her sleep apnia mask.

boo I hate that I laughed at that as I get ready to set up my own sleep apnea mask for the night soon.

she might not even have sleep apnea and also you don't choke while wearing it.

I was this cool the whole time.
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