Looking for a global mod!

[Guybrush]

Hey gang!

As you all know, SCD is moderated by myself and @Trollheart. We can largely handle things, but there are times when we're slow to react and feel a little understaffed.

After a very short discussion, we've agreed that it would be nice to have an additional moderator; someone with a name in blue who can fight unsanctioned nastiness and blast the occasional spambot.

We promise it's not a lot of work and you can also quit if you like. Some things we might value:

• Integrity
• A very stern demeanor
• The patience of a Saint
• The ability to detect miniscule amounts of nastiness buried under walls of passive aggressive blathering
• An intimate and complete psychological and emotional understanding of everyone here
• Being active here during the strange hours of the day (or night)
• Insane juggling skills

We hope one or more of you will be interested! You can apply with a post here or a PM if you prefer a more anonymous approach.

If we have more than one candidate, we might put it to the vote. In that case, us admins will recuse ourselves from voting unless it is to settle a tie.

So what do you think, Guest? Would you be our new mod?

[SGR]

@YorkeDaddy where ya at buddy? It's your time to shine!

[jimmy jazz]

Offer it to Hawk if he comes back.

[Auroras In Ice]

I check absolutely none of those boxes, but would like a fancy title and status anyway.

[SGR]

If @Queen Boo was still a frequent flyer here, I'd nominate her for a classic redemption arc.

[Guybrush]

I check absolutely none of those boxes, but would like a fancy title and status anyway.

Awesome! 🙂 and noted.

@Trollheart, we got one!!

[Trollheart]

Congratulations (or commisserations!) @Auroras In Ice ! You passed the flimsy excuse for an interview, and as you satisfy our main criterion, i.e., have a pulse, you become the new mod!

Guybrush will be in touch with you tomorrow to explain your duties, furnish you with your badge* and weapon** and collect the traditional bribe from  you. All major credit cards accepted.


* There is no badge
** Nor any weapon either

[Guybrush]

Thanks to @Auroras In Ice 🙂

Your new badge and all the access that comes with it should be up and in effect now.

[SGR]

Congrats @Auroras In Ice! I won't lie, I had to google it to make sure your username wasn't a Captain Beefheart song...just to be sure, you know?

[Auroras In Ice]

I was joking!   

But I don't mind doing a bit of mod stuff. Seems like a chill enough crowd here. Thank ya!

[Trollheart]

Sorry, all appointments are final. The only way you get out now is in a box.

Of chocolates.
No nuts please.

[jimmy jazz]

Why has Aurora got a blue name? I want a different coloured name.

Can I have a purple name? I want one.

[Trollheart]

No.

[jimmy jazz]

[Trollheart]

I don't even see where her name is in blue. From what I can see, everyone's name - including yours - is in blue.