Hi there!

I found some old ideas for stupid band names in my Google drive and thought it might make for a fun thread idea. Here are some:

Pressed for Thyme (obviously an english folk group)
Joined at the tip
For the Record
The Late Periods
(gotta be grrrl punk)
The Grave Mistakes (goth band)
Trouble Shooting (uhm)
Unsinkable II

Do you have some?

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Crunkadelic
Mashed Acid
Steamed Slams
Gooseknuckle
Challah Notes (an all-Jewish Hall and Oates cover band)
"Weed" Al Dankovic (performs cannabis-themed song parodies)


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Fetal Mistake - some punk band
Fetal Attraction - the same guys, but about to get arrested
There's no Race like Gnome - D&D inspired band?
Crying in the pain - Some awful emo group
Amateur Hour - DIY punk!
Torture Morgue - Death metal
Cut the mustard - Nerdy dad band playing covers
The Cold Shoulders - I'm seeing rock band, female vocalist, slight goth edge
Charged With Battery - Not sure. Really nerdy metal band?

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I asked AI for a funny band name and an image of the band. This is what I got...




Bachstreet Boys


It's a classic-pop/avant-garde kind of thing.


So I assume the guy second from left is the band's tap dancer?

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I love the guy playing the neckless guitar. 

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Quote from: Lexi Darling on Mar 07, 2025, 03:54 PMSo I assume the guy second from left is the band's tap dancer?

It looks like there's a mic in front of him, so he might also be the lead vocalist.

Quote from: Janszoon on Mar 07, 2025, 07:54 PMI love the guy playing the neckless guitar. 

I'm guessing that's played as a percussive instrument.


Also, all of their faces are pretty messed up. 

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Quote from: Psy-Fi on Mar 08, 2025, 01:09 PMIt looks like there's a mic in front of him, so he might also be the lead vocalist.

I'm sure he can sing a mean rendition of John Cage's 4:33.

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Quote from: Lexi Darling on Mar 08, 2025, 01:39 PMI'm sure he can sing a mean rendition of John Cage's 4:33.

Maybe he's like that French guy who could play the trumpet with his ass.

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