The Official Grinch/Scrooge/I Hate Christmas Thread!

[Trollheart]

A special thread, as we head into the maelstrom of the epicentre of the holiday season, for those who dislike Christmas. Post your rants, annoyances, lack of capability to understand why people love this time, anything you like.

Anyone who loves it, anyone who looks forward to snow on the ground or putting up Christmas trees or hunting for presents or cooking turkeys stay the fuck out of this thread, unless you want to be boiled in your own... well, you know how it goes.

Down with Christmas! 

[SGR]

Did you see that animated Grinch movie Trollheart? If so, did you like it more than the early 2000s Jim Carrey Grinch movie?

[Trollheart]

I actually hate Dr. Seuss with every breath in my perfectly-formed body, so no, I have not seen a single Grinch movie, nor will I ever. Not a fan of Carrey either, so that's two reasons not to watch it.

[tristan_geoff]

quick, Trollheart.  what's the plot of the grinch?  what does the grinch symbolize and what were his motives for the events of the story?  Do you think the grinch was justified in his actions?

If you can correctly identify all of these questions I will no longer deem you a grinch-poser

[SGR]

I actually hate Dr. Seuss with every breath in my perfectly-formed body, so no, I have not seen a single Grinch movie, nor will I ever. Not a fan of Carrey either, so that's two reasons not to watch it.

So you're a "Grinch" grinch!?! 



I get hating Christmas, but hating Dr. Seuss AND Jim Carrey?

[tristan_geoff]

So you're a "Grinch" grinch!?! 



I get hating Christmas, but hating Dr. Seuss AND Jim Carrey?

i get why jim carrey has haters but he's a cartoon character in human form i'll love him forever

[Trollheart]

quick, Trollheart.  what's the plot of the grinch?  what does the grinch symbolize and what were his motives for the events of the story?  Do you think the grinch was justified in his actions?

If you can correctly identify all of these questions I will no longer deem you a grinch-poser

Did I not make myself clear in the beginning?

[jimmy jazz]

I was in M&S last week (closet Tory) and it's £85 for a turkey.



I know it's M&S and there were turkeys for less but still, that is a hell of a lot for a turkey ($106 for our corn dog munching friends).

[SGR]

Speaking of corn dogs, I noticed these in a store freezer recently 

[Weekender]

i get why jim carrey has haters but he's a cartoon character in human form i'll love him forever

Watching the Carrey Grinch as an adult I couldn't get passed the changes to the ending which kinda  contains the whole moral of the story. The who bears are supposed to not care that their gifts were stolen.

[Lexi Darling]

[Trollheart]

How did a thread entitled "The Official Grinch Thread" somehow turn into a thread about the actual Grinch? I'm baffled...     

[Janszoon]

I like the original animated Grinch special. Fun fact: the guy who sang "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" was also the voice of Tony the Tiger. 

[Lexi Darling]

I like the original animated Grinch special. Fun fact: the guy who sang "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" was also the voice of Tony the Tiger. 

Yep, and also the vacuum from The Brave Little Toaster!

[Guybrush]

I've never seen any Grinch movie and don't know the story. I've avoided the JC film, really, because it looks like sitting through it would be awful.

In Norway, the Christmas movie is the Czech 1973 movie Three Wishes for Cinderella.

The grinch in this story is of course Cinderella's slightly obese and awful stepmom. She's a bitch.