The FA Cup Thread 2024

[Marie Monday]

@Marie Monday your spicy football posts are quite funny.

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Who are your top 5 cunts in football? Individuals I mean.

cunt top 5:
1. athenea del castillo (bootlicker, crybaby, and fascism apologist)
2. millie turner (unsportsmanlike and just terrible vibes somehow)
3. olga carmona (bootlicker)
4. alexia putellas (hugely unpopular opinion in women's football but she annoys me)
5. a tie between lucy bronze and sam kerr (try too hard and need to retire)

honourable mentions without hate in my heart:
jill roord (a certified cunt but she's dutch so I kind of love her even though she gets on my last nerve)
chloe kelly, she's arsenal's cunt now so it went from cunt (mildly derogatory) to cunt (affectionately)

when we're talking about football cunts there also has to be an obligatory ronaldo mention but otherwise idk enough about the men to judge them

[jimmy jazz]

Here is my top cunt countdown:

5. Pep Guardiola - serial cheat and patronising wanker. Cringe every time he spits that frothy dehydrated saliva as well. Dirty fucker.

4. Eni Aluko - overestimates her own importance. Tory cunt, full-time victim and criticised receiving furlough during the pandemic.

3. C Ronaldo - narcissist and I'm not convinced by his explanations of those allegations from 7 years ago.

2. Robinho - have a look at this quote from his rape case: As part of the judgment, transcripts of Robinho's messages intercepted by police were released, including one from Robinho to a friend in January 2013 that said: "I'm laughing because I couldn't care less, the woman was completely drunk, she has no idea what happened." In a different chat, a friend of Robinho sent the message "I saw you when you put your penis inside her mouth", to which Robinho replied: "That doesn't mean having sex."

1. Ryan Giggs - King cunt. What he did to his brother is the sort of thing people kill themselves over. If that was me I couldn't look myself in the mirror. I'd be physically sick. Cunt.