Trollheart's Match of the Day Thread

[Trollheart]

Oh come on, now! You knew this was coming, didn't you? I mean, I'm hardly going to witter on endlessly about the Euros, World Cup, Champions League, Nations League and now the FA Cup, and ignore the greatest and most exciting league in the world, now am I? But enough about the League of Ireland -

let's look at the Premiership.

From next Monday I'll be bringing you reports on all the action from the Prem, letting you know who's winning, who's losing, who's climbing the table and who, to quote Father Dougal Maguire, is goin' to Snaketown. With my newly discovered talent for match reporting,

this is something that interests me now, and I watch it every week so why not? I'm aware I'll have few readers (so no change there) but hell,


Anyone who wishes to comment or join in, just sign up! See ya soon with the first report!

[Trollheart]

I don't intend this to be just match reports. I want to make it a kind of mini-magazine/microcosm of MOTD (now that is a lot of words beginning with M, isn't it, kids?) so I'll have some fun features like:

Meh of the Day: My pick for the most boring, uninspired match of the entire weekend (and Monday too if it goes into that)

Goal of the Day: Self-explanatory

Pass of the Day: Also self-explanatory, and not to be confused with a Day Pass if you happen to be reading in prison, nor indeed with whether or not you pulled last night down the night club.

Player of the Day (yeah look I know it should be of the weekend, but it just don't have the same ring to it, now do it?)

Climb of the Day: Team that advances most up the table

Drop of the Day: Well, take a wild guess!

Mirth of the Day: The funniest thing that happened in a match

Quote of the Day: Sorry, that's too technical to explain

VARiable: How did VAR do? Get it right most times, wrong most times?

And any other stupid shit I can come up with. You know me by now: I can some up with a lot of stupid shit. And I will.