The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread

[Psy-Fi]

Joe Bennett and the Sparkletones - Black Slacks

[Lisnaholic]

I used to use this song as a pick up line.

"Any more room for me in those jeans?"

^ total, genuine laugh-out-loud type LOL. Sounds like you were a real smooth operator, DJ !

In terms of music, two of my favourites so far are Janszoon's wonderful discovery from who-knows-where: Manassa With The Tight Foot Pants, and Psy-Fi's High-Heel Sneakers

EDIT: Just remembered this song:-

I wonder if you were using lines from this song too, in your young stallion days, DJ

[Psy-Fi]

The late, great, Jeff Beck covering a tune by the late, great, Charles Mingus...

Jeff Beck - Goodbye Pork Pie Hat

[Lexi Darling]

Just remembered this song:-

I wonder if you were using lines from this song too, in your young stallion days, DJ

That song was huge in the 90s when I was a little kid. Though unfortunately these days it seems Right Said Fred are more like Far Right Said Fred. 

https://www.nme.com/news/music/right-said-fred-promoted-a-white-supremacy-livestream-hosted-by-neo-nazi-3139172

[Psy-Fi]

Dorothy Dandridge & Paul White - A Zoot Suit (with a A Reet Pleat)

[Lisnaholic]

^ That's a great clip, Psy-Fi 
It must be the most on-topic song so far, with all those tailoring/dressmaking details, and I love how we get to see the clothes they are singing about.

Far Right Said Fred.

Here's a song that I'm spoilering because it's so cringey on top of cringey:-

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[DJChameleon]

^ total, genuine laugh-out-loud type LOL. Sounds like you were a real smooth operator, DJ !

In terms of music, two of my favourites so far are Janszoon's wonderful discovery from who-knows-where: Manassa With The Tight Foot Pants, and Psy-Fi's High-Heel Sneakers

EDIT: Just remembered this song:-

I wonder if you were using lines from this song too, in your young stallion days, DJ

I was too young when that came out and was more focused on catching the next episode of DragonBall Z but if I was in college when it came out. I might have used it. Or tweak it a bit to fit my style.