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Just for fun, think of ironic/appropriate ways he could fuck off and leave the Earth in peace.
* A question is brought up about the USA importing wood. Trump bangs the podium angrily in front of the assembled press at the White House and growls "Nothing wrong with American wood!" The podium splits in half and a shard flies up and into his eye, penetrating his brain (Trump dies six days later; it's a long hard search for that little piece of wood but it eventually finds his brain).
* In the process of writing out yet another Executive Order, Trump leans back appreciatively and sucks on his pen, not realising Musk has coated it with cyanide. In this case, it turns out that the old adage is true: the pen IS mightier than the sword.
* While taking his annual shower, Trump finds to his dismay that the water has been seeded with the flesh-eating virus. This however does not work, as even flesh-eating viruses have standards, and it refuses to eat him. Musk's backup plan works though when Trump goes to dry himself off and finds his towels have been coated in sandpaper. Running out screaming at the pain, he is mistaken by the Secret Service for a leftist Antifa Marxist LGBTQi trans activist, and shot to death.
* While flying on Air Force One, he arrogantly claims he is immune to gravity, that gravity is fake news, and to prove it he forces open a door and the rest is history.
* Walking in the Rose Garden, he is aghast to find that Musk has replaced the roses with man-eating triffids. He doesn't last long. Arriving too late to save their beloved president, Secret Service take out their anger by shooting dead every rose in every flower shop or garden they can find. And Rosie O'Donnell, believed to have been their ringleader.
* An ice hockey game between the USA and Canada, intended ostensibly as a peace overture between the two countries, turns out to have been a carefully-planned assassination as he takes a Canadian puck between the eyes. Canadian newspapers trumpet the headline TRUMP GOT PUCKED BY THE CANUCKS! and PUCK YOU TRUMP!
* JD Vance is revealed to be a cyborg, planted in the White House by the Democrats. It goes wild, grabbing Musk's chainsaw and taking off the president's head before heading for Tesla dealerships, Musk running behind him wailing "No! Not my cybertrucks! They never did anyone any harm! They never had the chance!"
Trump >>>
If it wasn't for him this place would have nothing to talk about.
Biggest Trump fan site on the Internet.
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Quote from: jimmy jazz on Mar 12, 2025, 05:09 PMIf it wasn't for him this place would have nothing to talk about.
Biggest Trump fan site on the Internet.
You called it.
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Quote from: jimmy jazz on Mar 12, 2025, 05:09 PMTrump >>>
If it wasn't for him this place would have nothing to talk about.
Biggest Trump fan site on the Internet.
Now that is just blatantly untrue good sir.
I also talk about Elon and Vance, and how they are absolute shitlords too.