How are we doing? Post your criticism here.

[Janszoon]

And I was so happy about "my naughty professor porn" 😐

Now I'm picturing Einstein porn. Great. 

[FETCHER.]

Eugh, I never even noticed the wording of those 2 mentioned. That's vile. How the fuck did they find us 🥲?

[Guybrush]

Eugh, I never even noticed the wording of those 2 mentioned. That's vile. How the fuck did they find us 🥲?

Must mean our Google rank is improving 🥳

I remember (and other mods probably do too) how precious musicbanter's Google ranking was to Advameg.. and how users mustn't write words like fuck or rimschlong or it'll hurt the score!

[Key]

Now I'm picturing Einstein porn. Great. 

Yeah that's all this forum needs

[Guybrush]

We could use more ASCII porn perhaps.

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 ||. .||
|||\=/|||
|.-- --.|
/(.) (.)\
\ ) . ( /
'(  v  )`
  \ | /
  ( | )
  '- -`

😲

[Key]

We could use more ASCII porn perhaps.

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 ||. .||
|||\=/|||
|.-- --.|
/(.) (.)\
\ ) . ( /
'(  v  )`
  \ | /
  ( | )
  '- -`

😲

Why do I see a face with hair sticking up?

[SGR]

Why do I see a face with hair sticking up?

Obviously because it's rule 34 ASCII porn of Darunia from Ocarina of Time.

[Guybrush]

What, spiky haired monster lady not good enough? Here's saucy man in shower covering himself with scant rag.

             .-----.
            /       `\
          _|_         |
         /   \        |
         '==='        |
         . ' .        |
        . : ' .       |
           '.         |
       . '    .       |
        .-"""-.       |
       /  \___ \      |
       |/`    \|      |
       (  a  a )      |
       |   _\ |       |
       )\  =  /       |
   _.-'  '---;        |
 /`           `-.     |
|                \    |
|    |   .  & .   \   |
\    /      &   |  ;  |
|   |           |  ;  |
|   /\          /  |  |
\   \ )   -:-  /\  \  |
 `.  `-.  -:-  | \  \_|
   '-.  `-.    (  './\`\
    / `'-. `\  |    \/_/
    |    \  |  |      |
    |    /'-\  /      |
     \   \   | |      |
      \   )_/\ |      |
       \      \|      |
        \      \      |
         '.     |     |
           /   /      |
          /  .';      |
        /`  /  |      |
       /   /   |      |
 jgs  |  .' \  |      |
      /  \  )  |      |
      \   \ /  '-.._  |
       '.ooO\__._.Ooo |

[Janszoon]

What, spiky haired monster lady not good enough? Here's saucy man in shower covering himself with scant rag.

             .-----.
            /       `\
          _|_         |
         /   \        |
         '==='        |
         . ' .        |
        . : ' .       |
           '.         |
       . '    .       |
        .-"""-.       |
       /  \___ \      |
       |/`    \|      |
       (  a  a )      |
       |   _\ |       |
       )\  =  /       |
   _.-'  '---;        |
 /`           `-.     |
|                \    |
|    |   .  & .   \   |
\    /      &   |  ;  |
|   |           |  ;  |
|   /\          /  |  |
\   \ )   -:-  /\  \  |
 `.  `-.  -:-  | \  \_|
   '-.  `-.    (  './\`\
    / `'-. `\  |    \/_/
    |    \  |  |      |
    |    /'-\  /      |
     \   \   | |      |
      \   )_/\ |      |
       \      \|      |
        \      \      |
         '.     |     |
           /   /      |
          /  .';      |
        /`  /  |      |
       /   /   |      |
 jgs  |  .' \  |      |
      /  \  )  |      |
      \   \ /  '-.._  |
       '.ooO\__._.Ooo |

Those toes are amazing.

[jimmy jazz]

Agree.

[SGR]

Agree.

You gotta grace us with some Dua in ASCII 

[jimmy jazz]

You gotta grace us with some Dua in ASCII 

What's that mate?

[Guybrush]

I worked in this computer workshop at this school, maybe in 2002 or so. I did computer support (an astonishing amount of printer related troubles) and set up new computers in the workshop.

We had some ASCII porn hanging on the walls. You just have to get the big ones and then make the font really small.

[SGR]

What's that mate?

Dua Lipa - but in ASCII form, like what Guy has posted. 

[jimmy jazz]

Oh I see now.

Sorry bros. Dua's feet are for my eyes (and mouth) only.