The news thread

[DJChameleon]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/slain-5-year-old-had-been-kicked-out-by-mom-made-to-camp-outside-neighbors/ar-AA1hHSeR?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=d688efb278b14520ad095b9773f9d309&ei=22


I swear some people don't need to have kids period.

[Psy-Fi]

Hoist with his own placard

[Psy-Fi]

6 Colombian suspects in Ecuadorian presidential candidate's assassination killed in prison

Six Colombians arrested as the alleged assassins of a candidate in Ecuador's August presidential election were slain Friday inside a prison in Guayaquil, officials announced, without providing details on what happened.

[jimmy jazz]

Confirmed.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67062742

Got a Union Jack or ten spare if you'd like one @Trollheart

[Suburban Placeholder?]

Confirmed.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67062742

Got a Union Jack or ten spare if you'd like one @Trollheart

2 of the 5 nations get automatic qualification?


BRING BACK THE HOME NATIONS TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!! 

[jimmy jazz]

2 of the 5 nations get automatic qualification?


BRING BACK THE HOME NATIONS TOURNAMENT!!!!!!!!!! 

The shittest two yes. So obviously one of them will be the Republic of Ireland.

[Psy-Fi]

Nebraska funeral worker fired after using sex doll of dead man he was tasked to collect 

[Guybrush]

Nebraska funeral worker fired after using sex doll of dead man he was tasked to collect 

I like the reporting.

"The creep decided to help himself and somehow weaseled his way back into the dead man's apartment, officials allege."

Never a dull day on the job 💀

[Psy-Fi]

Here's another doozy of a news story...

Child Rapist Strangled by Serial Killer Cellmate for His Bad Hygiene

According to KGET, Escobar said he strangled Villanueva with his hands. He allegedly left a note in their cell listing the reasons why he killed him.

"1) Didn't want to shower or bird bath right. 2) Didn't wanna clean cell. 3) Stank like pure s—. 4) Didn't wanna move I asked 2 or 3 times. 5) Didn't wanna take me serious so please meet the devil ha, ha," the note reportedly read.

[Psy-Fi]

Exonerated man shot and killed in traffic stop in Georgia

A man who was exonerated after spending more than 16 years in prison on a wrongful conviction was shot and killed by a Georgia sheriff's deputy on Monday.

[DJChameleon]

Major Florida GOP Donor Who Called Obama the N-word Dies in an Attempted Murder Suicide


Madness

[DJChameleon]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/black-man-wrongly-imprisoned-for-16-years-shot-dead-by-georgia-deputy-during-traffic-stop/ar-AA1imSek?ocid=msedgntp&pc=SCOOBE&cvid=6a1786f57aca4b46ac865e5760dc7c67&ei=24


He was safer in prison. It sucks to be wrongly accused then you get back your freedom just to be killed by a deputy.

[Psy-Fi]

Man in 'rocking' car was 'having sex with a stuffed animal': cops

[Guybrush]

Man in 'rocking' car was 'having sex with a stuffed animal': cops

Very posh name for someone who bangs stuffed animals. In his car.

Is it the meth that makes people horny for stuffed animals?

[Psy-Fi]

London police offer new reward in cold case of body discovered in wine bar freezer after 9 years

Cold case, indeed.