The news thread

[DJChameleon]

That second clip is quite the performance. I bet she dreams that she's playing the flute at night as she chokes into her sleep apnia mask.

boo I hate that I laughed at that as I get ready to set up my own sleep apnea mask for the night soon.

she might not even have sleep apnea and also you don't choke while wearing it.

[Jwb]

You don't need to give me a PSA on apnea. I got a crash course on it in the program.

I've seen many men of God accidently start snoring while standing up.  I always thought it was a miracle.

[DJChameleon]

You don't need to give me a PSA on apnea. I got a crash course on it in the program.

I've seen many men of God accidently start snoring while standing up.  I always thought it was a miracle.

 

I can fall asleep standing up. I learned how to sleep any and everywhere from the military.

[jadis]

How can anyone not love this guy... also a watershed moment for being gay with your dad (cumtown heads will understand)

[DJChameleon]

This Montgomery Brawl was awesome. I love the memes that have come from it.

[jimmy jazz]

I can fall asleep standing up. I learned how to sleep any and everywhere from the military.

How'd you do that? Also did they teach you how to fall asleep within about ten seconds?

[jimmy jazz]

Six more people make allegations against Lizzo.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-66450963

[SGR]

Six more people make allegations against Lizzo.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-66450963

[Psy-Fi]

An author says AI is 'writing' unauthorized books being sold under her name on Amazon

[DJChameleon]

How'd you do that? Also did they teach you how to fall asleep within about ten seconds?

you are so exhausted from working out so much that your body just finds any time it can to get some rest in.

After all the exercising we have like classes and stuff to attend along with drill instruction and it gets to be a lot.

I can lean up against a wall and just fall asleep because of that time in boot camp.

[jadis]

For Decades, I Defended Israel From Claims of Apartheid. I No Longer Can

[jadis]

More than 20,000 residents given until noon on Friday to leave home in face of advancing wildfire that could arrive by weekend


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Garth Carman, who drove out with his 16 cats, described witnessing scenes like "the apocalypse", with bears and other wild animals burned alive on the roadside.

"A wall of flames just washed over the highway and trees just began exploding in the fire – poof, poof, poof – one after the other, coming towards us. It was hell driving through this," he told CBC.

[DJChameleon]

Mike Lindell is at it again. He thinks "WMDs" is the solution to fair elections in 2024

[Guybrush]

Some true crime related news from Norway. Anders Behring Breivik is suing the Norwegian state yet again for human rights abuses. He's tried before, but lost the case and was rejected a retrial. He's been moved to a new prison and is trying again.

He also wants to be released on probation. One of history's worst mass murderers out on probation after 11 years.. Oh yeah, sounds reasonable.

[DJChameleon]

Some true crime related news from Norway. Anders Behring Breivik is suing the Norwegian state yet again for human rights abuses. He's tried before, but lost the case and was rejected a retrial. He's been moved to a new prison and is trying again.

He also wants to be released on probation. One of history's worst mass murderers out on probation after 11 years.. Oh yeah, sounds reasonable.

I'm unfamiliar with his case? What happened?