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Title: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Lisnaholic on Apr 03, 2024, 04:08 PM
Yes, if I were a record producer, I'd be releasing a series of those cheap and cheesy compilation albums, K-Tel style, linked by a theme. One album would definitely be "Songs About Bits Of Clothing".

Here are a couple of essential tracks:-



What songs would you put on an album about clothes?

Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Apr 04, 2024, 12:05 AM
lots of hat songs for some reason
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Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Lisnaholic on Apr 04, 2024, 03:27 PM
Thanks, Marie; that's quite a collection of hats! You didn't include Goodbye Pork Pie Hat, but as that's an instrumental, perhaps it doesn't count.
Good call on the Beefheart song which hadn't occurred to me. :thumb:

Boots are another piece of clothing which get some attention: plenty of people have recorded Thirsty Boots, but this is the guy who wrote it:



This was a huge hit many years ago: Are you ready, boots? Start walkin!


...while Lou Reed takes a darker look at the eroticism of boots:-

Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Janszoon on Apr 04, 2024, 03:46 PM
Apparently this song was popular in the UK in 70s, but the first time I heard it was on a shuttle bus in Germany two years ago. It instantly became one of my go-to happy songs.

Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Lisnaholic on Apr 04, 2024, 03:59 PM
^ Yep, it's got that irresistible, catchy hook, hasn't it ? Everyone knew the song in the UK because it was used in a tv advert for jeans: one of the few ads that I was positively happy to see come on between progs. 
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Post by: Janszoon on Apr 04, 2024, 05:09 PM
Another great song about pants:

Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Lexi Darling on Apr 04, 2024, 05:11 PM
Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Janszoon on Apr 04, 2024, 05:15 PM
Quote from: Lexi Darling on Apr 04, 2024, 05:11 PM

 :laughing:
Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 04, 2024, 06:32 PM
Chavs unite!


Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Lexi Darling on Apr 04, 2024, 10:14 PM
Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Lisnaholic on Apr 05, 2024, 06:07 PM
^ Thanks for the two songs celebrating Nike sneakers, jj and Lexi !

Here are two songs that were well-known decades ago:-



^ That L Cohen song is just too slow and long-drawn-out for me, so here's a livelier, more recent song to finish off with:-



Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Janszoon on Apr 05, 2024, 08:40 PM
More sneakers:

Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Psy-Fi on Apr 06, 2024, 01:18 AM
Did somebody say "sneakers?"...



Tommy Tucker - Hi-Heel Sneakers
Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Saulaac on Apr 06, 2024, 02:10 AM
I don't think I ever saw this vid. Just heard it on radio for years and years.

Prince & The Revolution - Raspberry Beret
Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Apr 06, 2024, 10:31 AM

I used to use this song as a pick up line.

"Any more room for me in those jeans?"
Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Psy-Fi on Apr 06, 2024, 01:08 PM

Joe Bennett and the Sparkletones - Black Slacks
Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Lisnaholic on Apr 06, 2024, 04:34 PM
Quote from: DJChameleon on Apr 06, 2024, 10:31 AMI used to use this song as a pick up line.

"Any more room for me in those jeans?"

^ :laughing: total, genuine laugh-out-loud type LOL. Sounds like you were a real smooth operator, DJ !

In terms of music, two of my favourites so far are Janszoon's wonderful discovery from who-knows-where: Manassa With The Tight Foot Pants, and Psy-Fi's High-Heel Sneakers

EDIT: Just remembered this song:-


I wonder if you were using lines from this song too, in your young stallion days, DJ ;)
Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Psy-Fi on Apr 06, 2024, 06:39 PM
The late, great, Jeff Beck covering a tune by the late, great, Charles Mingus...



Jeff Beck - Goodbye Pork Pie Hat
Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Lexi Darling on Apr 06, 2024, 06:56 PM
Quote from: Lisnaholic on Apr 06, 2024, 04:34 PMJust remembered this song:-


I wonder if you were using lines from this song too, in your young stallion days, DJ ;)

That song was huge in the 90s when I was a little kid. Though unfortunately these days it seems Right Said Fred are more like Far Right Said Fred.  :o

https://www.nme.com/news/music/right-said-fred-promoted-a-white-supremacy-livestream-hosted-by-neo-nazi-3139172 (https://www.nme.com/news/music/right-said-fred-promoted-a-white-supremacy-livestream-hosted-by-neo-nazi-3139172)
Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Psy-Fi on Apr 07, 2024, 01:37 PM

Dorothy Dandridge & Paul White - A Zoot Suit (with a A Reet Pleat)
Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: Lisnaholic on Apr 07, 2024, 03:40 PM
^ That's a great clip, Psy-Fi  :thumb:
It must be the most on-topic song so far, with all those tailoring/dressmaking details, and I love how we get to see the clothes they are singing about.

Quote from: Lexi Darling on Apr 06, 2024, 06:56 PMFar Right Said Fred.

:laughing:

Here's a song that I'm spoilering because it's so cringey on top of cringey:-

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Title: Re: The Official "Songs About Bits Of Clothing" Thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Apr 07, 2024, 05:01 PM
Quote from: Lisnaholic on Apr 06, 2024, 04:34 PM^ :laughing: total, genuine laugh-out-loud type LOL. Sounds like you were a real smooth operator, DJ !

In terms of music, two of my favourites so far are Janszoon's wonderful discovery from who-knows-where: Manassa With The Tight Foot Pants, and Psy-Fi's High-Heel Sneakers

EDIT: Just remembered this song:-


I wonder if you were using lines from this song too, in your young stallion days, DJ ;)

I was too young when that came out and was more focused on catching the next episode of DragonBall Z but if I was in college when it came out. I might have used it. Or tweak it a bit to fit my style.