I could really use it. I'll also accept ten, twenty, fifty. Fuck, I'll even accept 100. God bless.
You can't, but I'll take that God bless from you, even though I'm an atheist.
Thanks!
I've got ... (rummages in pocket)... forty-four cents. And a button. You're welcome. May Chad watch over and keep you, and may your back always be Nickel.
I'm skint, Clint.
I'm an agnostic so I'm not sure money even exists.
Who will love Annoying Wino
Who's travelled far and cries for rest?
"Not I", said the Guybrush
"I won't share my dollars with no Wino's nest
I'll take that God bless from you, even though I'm an atheist.
Who will love Annoying Wino?
And who will speak a kindly word?
"Not I, " said Trollheart
"The entire idea is utterly absurd
I only have fourty four cents."
And who will take pity in his heart?
And who will feed a starving Sparrow?
"Not I", said Rubber Soul
"I would if I could, but I cannot, I know
I'm an agnostic so I'm not sure money even exists."
Who will love a little Sparrow?
Will no one write her eulogy?
"I will", said the Comus
"For all I've created returns unto me
From dust were ye made and dust ye shall be"
Rip poor beggar.
Hilarious, Comus, and well written!
I think the guy's problem is he started too high. Now
this fella knew how to structure an application for a permanent, non-repayble loan!
Not only that, but our Wino didn't even make it clear he would accept booze in place of cash! What kind of alco is he anyway? Page one, mate! Page one!
Whats your cashapp?
I send over 25k satoshis 8)
I don't think he wants sushi... :shycouch:
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Does Monopoly money count.
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Happy halving day yall!
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Ok cool, so then I should be able to go to Starbucks and say I'm going to pay for my venti caramel frappuccino with 8000 Satoshi without being laughed out of the store and made a social pariah in my community.
Quote from: Lexi Darling on Apr 20, 2024, 03:14 PMOk cool, so then I should be able to go to Starbucks and say I'm going to pay for my venti caramel frappuccino with 8000 Satoshi without being laughed out of the store and made a social pariah in my community.
I prefer to pay in unicorn farts. :poop:
Given that this was written over a year ago now, and taking into account inflation, should not he be looking for maybe 10 dollars? Luckily for him, the ink is almost dry on these notes...