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Title: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 02, 2023, 12:30 PM
Because we need one.

Watched the City-Liverpool game yesterday, completely in awe of how good Grealish, Alvarez, De Bruyne and above all Gundogan were. I thought "damn this might be the best I've seen Gundogan in a City shirt" but apparently it's down to tactics: yesterday he played as a second playmaker alongside De Bruyne because Stones was the additional man in midfield, whereas usually Gundogan has to drop down deeper to help the holding midfielder and doesn't have the freedom to create as much. I love MOTD.

https://sbface.com/y4wgo0um03ec.html
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 02, 2023, 01:14 PM
The question on everyone's lips: where's Gary?

Villa did well yesterday; was quite surprised at how well they played. Liverpool were all over the place. They're really a team that seem to play well sometimes (beating Man United into a cocked hat recently) and then fold, like yesterday. The title race is exciting. No fan of Arsenal, but I guess it would be better not to have Man City win it again. Still, I've nothing against them. Be interesting to see how Newcastle fare against United today.

What about that goal by Brighton? Assist from the goalie and then a perfect lob. And the boys on MOTD didn't even mention it in the commentary! I had to go back to check but no, nothing. I like Mark but I miss Gary and I think it's sending mixed messages to say he's back, yet since the storm blew up I have not yet seen  him.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 02, 2023, 01:38 PM
Yep "mixed messages" indeed. He said on Twitter he's on vacation - but even if you planned a vacation before everything that went on, why wouldn't you cancel those plans to avoid strange optics? And when you're on the kind of money he is, maybe vacations can be taken on all those Premier League-free weeks? Plenty of those in a year. And yes he's my favorite TV presenter by far. Not necessarily a fan of Chapman. He's okay, not great. 

The one substitute for Lineker who I'll accept as an upgrade is James Richardson, who I first heard on the Guardian football podcast and who's something of a cult figure from the 90s with Football Italia or whatever it was called. He's brilliant in a way Gary isn't. But there were rumors that James Cordon will succeed Lineker and that made me want join ISIS

Villa are playing really well under Emery. Wish he gave Coutinho more chances but team cohesion should always come before individual brilliance
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 02, 2023, 03:42 PM
I can see Lineker is a good presenter but I just don't like how sanctimonious and smarmy he is.

My favourite pundit is Roy Keane. Agree with him on nearly everything. I like Graeme Souness a lot as well.

As for MC, they're a cancer on the game and hopefully their time is coming.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 02, 2023, 05:28 PM
I can't stand Keane. I'd love to see someone like Alex (dammit I can't remember her surname: Arsenal striker?) or Gabby, or even maybe Shearer. But Lineker is still my favourite. I would have thought it would have been important to show that he was back in the saddle, and as you say, taking a holiday hardly seems important when you consider how it looks to the audience.

I pray nightly to the Great Horned Evil God of Nastiness for Palace to go down, but they seem to have an even more malevolent and powerful entity on their side. God I hate them. And Forest. Forest can fuck off. But it does look like they're (sorry) for the chop!  :laughing: I want to bash Steve Cooper's hooded-eyes face in. Sorry again. Must take my meds.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 02, 2023, 05:36 PM
What's your problem with Forest? No reason to dislike them imo.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 02, 2023, 05:41 PM
Personal reasons, mate. Karen's ex was a rabid, rabid Forest fan and I hate the cunt, so I hate his team.
Reasonable, no?
Also hate Cooper's face.
And I have an issue with their complete non-observance of Hillsborough. Weren't they the other team? But do they even acknowledge the 96?
Nah. Fuck them.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 02, 2023, 05:43 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 02, 2023, 05:41 PMPersonal reasons, mate. Karen's ex was a rabid, rabid Forest fan and I hate the cunt, so I hate his team.
Reasonable, no?
Also hate Cooper's face.
And I have an issue with their complete non-observance of Hillsborough. Weren't they the other team? But do they even acknowledge the 96?
Nah. Fuck them.

97. And they do, but I accept your hate of them based on Karen's ex.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 02, 2023, 07:07 PM
Also, my thoughts on recent developments:

The Qatar World Cup based only on the football was pretty good. The final was the best I've seen in my lifetime and Messi's performance in the tournament almost brought me to tears at times. He dragged that team to the trophy as much as Diego was said to have done it in 1986 and seeing him lift it after 2014 was beautiful.

Unai Emery is the real deal, I knew this anyway but I didn't think he would turn things around this quickly. He is a proper football scientist and going from Gerrard to him is like going from Lizzo to Dua Lipa.

I actually didn't think Villa played that well yesterday, up to the second goal Chelsea had dominated and it wasn't nice to watch. The only reason they failed to score was because Martinez had a masterclass. When McGinn scored it all but killed the game and they were professional enough to see it out. Great result, anxious game imo.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 02, 2023, 08:19 PM
Hmm.I'll take your word for it on the 96/97, but I've never seen any commemorations at the City Ground or involving Forest. Certainly could be wrong.

As for Villa, I can't see how you think Chelsea dominated. They barely had a shot on goal and when they did they made a hash of it. Sure, Martinez was on form but it wasn't like his goal was under siege or anything. I think Villa controlled the game and killed it off with a stunning McGinn second, which left Chelsea staring at yet another defeat. And now Watkins has a record to add to the victory. Agree that Emery/Gerrard is like chalk and something else that is the complete opposite of chalk. I'm not so sure Stevie is actually up to managing even a mid-level Prem team; maybe he needs to rethink his options. It's not like Palace or Leeds were queuing up to sign him, were they? I think Potter is in big trouble; Chelsea won't allow those kind of performances to go unpunished.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 02, 2023, 08:27 PM
First thing first, this is James Richardson (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Richardson_(presenter)). Imagine having someone like him as a football presenter... Could never happen on the beeb these days. Too smart, witty, urbane.



Lineker is very good in his own warm and straightforward way. Yes, he's got the footballer's brain (I first learned of his existence from Brass Eye, a very great British TV comedy where he was brutally pranked into endorsing a fake anti-pedophile charity) but hey no one's perfect.

Love Keano too. This is football, gotta be a nasty piece of work sometimes. Maybe even all the time if that's how you roll... When watching a real men's game, gotta be prepared for the dark reality of a man's psyche

(https://media.balls.ie/uploads/2014/10/keane1.jpg)




Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 02, 2023, 08:29 PM

Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 02, 2023, 08:19 PMAs for Villa, I can't see how you think Chelsea dominated. They barely had a shot on goal and when they did they made a hash of it.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65073184

Just the 25 shots to Villa's 5?  :laughing:

Potter was a typical flavour of the month, Chelsea type hire. There was no reason to sack Tuchel. This Boehly guy they've got running the club hasn't got a clue what he's doing. Spent 550m in one season to drop about six places in the league.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 02, 2023, 08:32 PM
@jadis BrassEye was excellent! The Paedogeddon 'nonce special' is incredible. Such a great show. You couldn't get away with what they were doing now.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 02, 2023, 09:16 PM
New rule: making Trollheart look stupid gets you a permaban.  :laughing:  :laughing:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 02, 2023, 09:18 PM
Quote from: jadis on Apr 02, 2023, 08:27 PMLove Keano too. This is football, gotta be a nasty piece of work sometimes. Maybe even all the time if that's how you roll... When watching a real men's game, gotta be prepared for the dark reality of a man's psyche

(https://media.balls.ie/uploads/2014/10/keane1.jpg)

Jesus on the wing scoring after extra-time in a must-win match at 1-1! Keane looks like someone who would mug you and cut your throat for the few quid in your pocket! Damn I hate that guy. First of all for his association with Man U, second for his hissy fit at the World Cup in Saipan, third for being an ignorant Corkman.

Not that I'd say any of that to his face, of course.





Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 03, 2023, 02:16 AM
I have no idea what type of demographic or culture these clubs are associated with in the UK but Crystal Palace and Nottingham Forest are my two favorite club names.

Speaking as a neutral from North America, I've liked City ever since they had that team with Touré, Silva and Aguero. They play brilliant football... Also, if even the greatest moment of the greatest player at a World Cup gets to be appropriated by some piece of shit from the Gulf (https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/221219133629-messi-argentina-robe.jpg?c=original) who also happens to be his employer at PSG, what can you expect.

This season I'm rooting for Arsenal though
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 03, 2023, 02:47 AM
I don't know when you got into football, but MC were of a similar stature to a club like West Brom. Switching between divisions, one or two moments of glory many decades ago but generally a laughing stock. They were a nothing club.

Then obviously they were taken over in 2008 by Abu Dhabi and the sheikhs, injected with 30bn of oil money and proceeded to buy whoever they wanted as well as destroying the transfer market and inflating the value of players. They didn't earn the money through on pitch success, they essentially won it in a lottery.

Since then, they have broken financial rules regarding how much money they can lose and made dodgy sponsorship deals (massively inflated deals with fake companies fronted by actors, basically the owners and board cheating the system to spend whatever they want, while the rest of us play by the rules and get nowhere).

Over the past decade or so, I've watched four of our captains and best players (Barry, Milner, Delph, Grealish), literally one after the other be poached away by them, and it is back to square one for us. They kill competition by stacking players in the squad they don't need with money they didn't earn.

They're everything that is wrong with football in this country and in general. It is absolutely infuriating how they've been able to get away with it and hoover up trophies while breaking the rules.

I obviously have eyes and can see the players on the pitch are talented and the team plays well but it doesn't matter.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 03, 2023, 03:31 AM
This is why you call them Abu Dhabi United is it? Didn't know all that. It is unfair, but as in all walks of life, money talks.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 03, 2023, 12:19 PM
Yeah I remember City before they bought Robinho and Tevez...

I mean Real Madrid's success in the 1960s is down to being the official team of a fascist dictatorship that poured unlimited resources into the club and sometimes even murdered the players of its main rival... With Chelsea it was a certain Russian oligarch who bought them success: he's gone now but the titles are there and the club is now a "natural" part of the elite, like Juventus or LFC or Barcelona. 

I used to be really mad about Abramovich because I despise this guy and it did feel like he's unfairly corrupting the game or whatever. And yes, the reason I've always loved the English game is all the tradition and local flavor. But also because it had Cantona and Schmeichel and Berkgamp and Henry and David Ginola and all the other stars only big money could buy. I know that there were LFC fans saying that Fergie's United bought they success unfairly. "ABU", "all but United", was a thing for a while (still is?)

What I'm trying to say is that while now it's clearly more inflated and absurd than ever, old money was new money once. 


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 03, 2023, 01:52 PM
@jadis sorry I thought you were saying you first saw them during the Toure team. Didn't mean to be patronising.

All of that is true, but MC are actually breaking the rules as well as financially doping. They've got over a hundred charges against them from the FA. Also tbh it doesn't really bother me as much when teams in other countries do it as they aren't a direct threat to my own. (Chelsea are second only to MC on the cuntometer.)

I think there is a mutual respect between MU and Liverpool, both of them know their revenue is built on sustained on pitch success. Obviously they hate each other but both of them see each other as 'proper' clubs not the plaything of an oil tycoon or Gulf State.

At least Trolls knows what MC are up to now.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 03, 2023, 06:34 PM
Let's at least get it right: it's Anyone But United!  :laughing:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 04, 2023, 12:48 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 03, 2023, 01:52 PM@jadis

I think there is a mutual respect between MU and Liverpool, both of them know their revenue is built on sustained on pitch success. Obviously they hate each other but both of them see each other as 'proper' clubs not the plaything of an oil tycoon or Gulf State.


One thing I've seen online and even IRL is United fans regarding City as the lesser evil and not taking the rivalry as seriously, precisely because City are a "not a real club anyway" or something like that. I once watched a City game in a sports bar (it was toward the end of the season where Stevie "slipped on his fucking arse and gave it Demba Ba") and a few British tourists who were there, very clearly United fans, really wanted City to win. One of them screamed something like "cummon you blue turds, fucking score already and end this nightmare of a scouse title"  :laughing: 

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 04, 2023, 01:29 AM
Yep that's true. The vast majority of them would prefer an MC win. It's because they know that for the most part nobody considers MC titles to be valid because of how they've done it.

Hopefully if/when they're found guilty, they'll get Lance Armstrong'd  8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 04, 2023, 03:45 AM
Or Rangers'd.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 04, 2023, 01:00 PM
Do Villa fans have any trademark chants? English football chants are the greatest
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 04, 2023, 03:39 PM
Quote from: jadis on Apr 04, 2023, 01:00 PMDo Villa fans have any trademark chants? English football chants are the greatest

Yeah a few.

The most famous is 'My Old Man' which loads of teams have pinched. Tbh I don't like that one because there is too much swearing. I know that sounds ridiculous me saying it but I just don't like it and it means kids and families don't really get involved.

Ghost Riders in the Sky is very popular and sounds great when it's going also.


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 04, 2023, 11:48 PM
One of my favorites is from Everton fans for Diniyar Bilyaletdinov:

"He's quick, he's game, we can't pronounce his name, Russian lad, Russian lad!"

(Neither can I for the record, though we were both born in Moscow. It's a "Tatar" name, meaning some kind of Turkic derivation)

Really hope Everton don't go down this season
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 05, 2023, 01:16 AM

I giggled like a child when the first goal went in. Looked like Watkins was falling over his own feet and then the ball rolling in at a snail's pace. Luck is on your side when goals like that are going in.

Last ten minutes were dramatic and I'm still full of adrenaline now.

I can't believe how well the team is doing.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 05, 2023, 03:21 AM
Ironic how "the uploader has made this video not available in your country"!!!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 05, 2023, 11:23 AM
Guess the decision to stick with Young despite his age does pay off: he was done for pace in the first goal but knew how to ensure the sending off.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 09, 2023, 01:36 AM
Quite the run by Villa... Though today's win looked too easy, against a team managed by a man in deep catatonic depression.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 09, 2023, 01:46 AM
Cooper looks like he is constantly stoned or has just been teargassed.

The game vs Newcastle next week is huge. I did not see Unai turning things round this quickly. I can't praise him enough.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 09, 2023, 11:59 AM
There should be a BBC Three sitcom about two roommates, where Martin Clunes is the chipper one and Cooper the depressed one

I can't believe Everton will go down. They're like the oldest club or something 
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 09, 2023, 01:32 PM
They will stay up this season but if they don't get rid of Moshiri they will go eventually. Probably next season because he isn't going to find a buyer for the price he wants (£500m).

If it could happen to us it can happen to them.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 09, 2023, 05:55 PM
Moshiri?

I thought Villa were great and beating Forest, for me, made it all the more sweet. If I could see them and Palace go down I'd be one happy Easter bunny. Emery deserves all the possible credit - Villa on course for Europe? Who ever would have thunk it?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 09, 2023, 09:08 PM
Everton's owner is Farhad Moshiri.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 09, 2023, 09:43 PM
And he's going to sell the club for 500 mill? Sure that's only equivalent to maybe six or eight top players.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 09, 2023, 10:01 PM
No, he wants £500m and he's got no chance of getting it. Everton are in a mess, in financial trouble and need to pay off the new stadium. I'll eat my own cock if he sells them for £500m. Nobody is going to pay that.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 09, 2023, 11:15 PM
I remembered Arsenal's lead margin as being bigger... Now they're most likely screwed. Six points, City has a game in hand and Arsenal has to play City away, where they'll get destroyed

City aren't beyond slipping but they're at the top of their game now so fat chance

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 09, 2023, 11:35 PM
I don't think it's over but they blew a great chance today. They can't afford any more slip ups.

At times like this, I miss Goofle.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 09, 2023, 11:44 PM
BTW this is our new crest, it will be used from next month.

https://www.avfc.co.uk/news/2022/november/10/aston-villa-fans-vote-on-new-club-crest/

(https://images.webapi.gc.avfcservices.co.uk/fit-in/1400x1400/4c47e880-6112-11ed-a67b-d31168c2bb9b.png)

Thoughts.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 10, 2023, 01:25 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 09, 2023, 10:01 PMNo, he wants £500m and he's got no chance of getting it. Everton are in a mess, in financial trouble and need to pay off the new stadium. I'll eat my own cock if he sells them for £500m. Nobody is going to pay that.



I still don't get it. Even a full squad of shitty players would be more than that on their own surely? Then there's all the club infrastructure, the stadium, the staff to be paid, all the merch - you're telling me all of this is valued at less than 500 million? Really? What's Leeds worth? Brighton? Newcastle?

Re the crest: how's that going to look on the shirt? Any images of it on one? Looks like it will blend in, seem almost transparent. Can't say at first look I like it at all.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 10, 2023, 02:45 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 10, 2023, 01:25 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 09, 2023, 10:01 PMNo, he wants £500m and he's got no chance of getting it. Everton are in a mess, in financial trouble and need to pay off the new stadium. I'll eat my own cock if he sells them for £500m. Nobody is going to pay that.



I still don't get it. Even a full squad of shitty players would be more than that on their own surely? Then there's all the club infrastructure, the stadium, the staff to be paid, all the merch - you're telling me all of this is valued at less than 500 million? Really? What's Leeds worth? Brighton? Newcastle?

Re the crest: how's that going to look on the shirt? Any images of it on one? Looks like it will blend in, seem almost transparent. Can't say at first look I like it at all.

They're already in about £140m of debt and are making losses of about £100m every year for the past four years (which is why they're in trouble with the league and facing a points deduction). They have to pay £200m for this new stadium. Goodison is probably worth about £10m, it's falling down. How many of the players are on huge, long term contracts? That will mean they will struggle to even give them away for free. I think you are seriously over valuing their squad, they don't have many saleable assets, they sold Richarlison and Gordon already. How are they going to pay these PL wages if they get relegated and lose their PL money?

In short, they're in deep trouble. And Moshiri isn't getting £500m.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 10, 2023, 04:32 PM
Fair enough. It just didn't seem much, with players - not clubs - these days costing almost 100 million. I know that's the larger clubs and the better players, but still, 10 million for a half-decent player, makes that 1/50 of the price he's asking. I don't have any idea of the cost of a club, I just assumed it would be a lot more than 500 mill. What about the crest on the shirt? Who's our sponsor these days?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 10, 2023, 07:18 PM
Really like Alex Scott as a MOTD2 presenter, wouldn't mind seeing her in Lineker's chair.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 10, 2023, 07:37 PM
Agreed. She does a good show. Still prefer Linkeker though. Have you watched the Top Ten podcasts? He's really funny in them, as in Mica and Shearer. Great fun.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 10, 2023, 07:58 PM
I don't like countdowns as a format. You don't learn anything new...

Speaking of, I learned today that Dani Alves is in Spanish jail awaiting trial on rape charges. If you told me me in 2011 that one of the stars of the Barcelona dream team will be in this situation I'd absolutely picked him. Can't really see Xavi or Iniesta forcing themselves on a woman tbh
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 10, 2023, 08:07 PM
I dont' care about the countdown: I barely pay attention to who's where (though it is fun when Shearer is on a list, to see where both he and Mica will place him) - it's the banter that I watch it for. Last night we had Gary telling the story about how he shit himself on the field in the middle of a World Cup game. You can't buy that kind of entertainment.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 10, 2023, 08:38 PM
Quote from: jadis on Apr 10, 2023, 07:58 PMI don't like countdowns as a format. You don't learn anything new...

Speaking of, I learned today that Dani Alves is in Spanish jail awaiting trial on rape charges. If you told me me in 2011 that one of the stars of the Barcelona dream team will be in this situation I'd absolutely picked him. Can't really see Xavi or Iniesta forcing themselves on a woman tbh
Robinho got convicted and sentenced to 9 years in prison for his part in a gang rape while he was at AC Milan. Fled to Brazil and hasn't been back since. So he's basically got away with it.

Patrick Kluivert literally killed someone and got community service.

Any more facts about arsehole footballers?

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 10, 2023, 09:20 PM
Brazilian forward Edmundo, nicknamed The Animal (https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/edmundo-barmy-brazilian-who-killed-13394687)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 10, 2023, 09:24 PM
Other than Giggs, Rooney and Zuma, not really.

The banter on that Top Ten is, well, top.
Lineker also spoke about a time when they were out with Gazza, got on a bus and  Gazza had everyone singing "We're all going on a summer holiday". Another time it was hilarious when he started talking about Ronaldo I think it was, and there was something the Brazilian had said about Mica, and Gary says "Ronaldo, if you're watching now.." Someone mentioned he had died, and while thoroughly disrespectful on one level, the three of them just fell around laughing at Lineker's gaff. It really was tremendous.

Then there are the times the family dog wanders in, constant slagging off of Mica for being too young to have seen the games Gary and Alan have, and Gary getting Cristiano Ronaldo somehow mixed up with Maradonna when asked "who is better: Pele or Maradona?" Went on for about two minutes about how he couldn't see how anyone could consider them in the same league, and Shearer had to say to him, "you know he asked you about Maradona, don't you?" Hilarious.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 10, 2023, 09:56 PM
@Trollheart I remember that, but it was Carlos Alberto, not Ronaldo. I'd fucking cry if Ronaldo died.

Here it is:

https://twitter.com/GuvnaB/status/1595730795313913862?t=VBa1sR1TYhd8Pj7SQxy6IQ&s=19

Richards laugh gets me every time.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 11, 2023, 02:58 AM
Yeah you're right. I couldn't remember who it was. Great bants though. And genuine; you could tell that wasn't planned or staged. I think those guys work great together. Shearer is like the slightly disapproving old uncle who looks either like he might nod off or suddenly leap up and shout something racist, Micah is like the bright young kid filled with wonder and energy, and Gary is kind of like some sort of elder mediator between the two. A great team. Which is something seldom said of England. Sorry.  :laughing:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 11, 2023, 09:17 PM
Are we all Bayern Munich tonight?

I've always liked lederhosen, Oktoberfest and German women in their beautiful dirndls.

Good luck Bayern :checkmark:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 11, 2023, 11:10 PM
Well that was very disappointing and I can't see Bayern turning that round next week but I think Chelsea, Real Madrid and Napoli can all still knock them out. Don't see either Inter or Milan being strong enough.

Hopefully Napoli being a bit of a surprise package will shock them if it comes to that.

It would be incredible to see Napoli win it this year. A club with a massive heart and loyal support. I hope they do it.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 11, 2023, 11:22 PM
Never liked Bayern. Too German frankly

City were very impressive. Hope De Bruyne's injury is nothing serious, he was on the end of a nasty tackle from Canada's Alphonso Davies a few minutes before he slipped and seemed to have injured himself. Haaland's cross to Silva for the goal was worthy of KDB though

Grealish is having some spell. Amazing defensive work too 

Bernardo Silva is a more complete player than Mahrez and should be one of the first names on the team sheet. Hope you're taking notes Pep



Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 11, 2023, 11:28 PM
:laughing: Do you not like Germany? @jadis

I like Germany and German things. Especially their football culture and dirndl women. Fantastic cities and towns and buildings. The people have been great as well whenever I've met them.

Germany 8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 12, 2023, 12:19 AM
Nothing against the fine people of Germany but the types that run Bayern tend to be those grimly intense disciplinarians like Der Kaiser or Kahn or Matthias Sammer or Rummenigge. Chill the fuck out, it's only a game. Also there's something uniquely annoying about Jurgen Klinsmann     

A friend of mine, who's from Vienna, told me how the servers at a Dutch restaurant were being pretty curt with them until his dad clarified that they were Austrian and the attitude changed completely lol cc @Marie Monday   
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 12, 2023, 05:02 AM
Just like English/Irish. Changes people's minds in an instant. Said that before. Still true though.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Apr 12, 2023, 10:56 AM
Quote from: jadis on Apr 12, 2023, 12:19 AMA friend of mine, who's from Vienna, told me how the servers at a Dutch restaurant were being pretty curt with them until his dad clarified that they were Austrian and the attitude changed completely lol cc @Marie Monday   
curious
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 12, 2023, 01:34 PM
I like the analysis from Henry and Del Piero: Pep's City are no longer at the PSG stage of things, i.e. buying up the best players and expecting them to win. Now they have a togetherness, an identity, an ethos of sacrifice for the team, the ability to make the right decision at the right time because they see the big picture etc. It helps when you have world class talent in every position and a bench that could win any league in the world but it's not enough.

https://lvturbo.com/fvtoblg1u95t.html
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 02:32 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 12, 2023, 05:02 AMJust like English/Irish. Changes people's minds in an instant. Said that before. Still true though.

Every time I've met foreigners and they find out I'm English they want to talk to me about football and the Premier League. The only people who have noticeably been dicks have been Scots.

People do seem to like the Irish but I think that's because they see Irishness as a bit of a gimmick.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 12, 2023, 02:37 PM
Quote from: jadis on Apr 12, 2023, 01:34 PMI like the analysis from Henry and Del Piero: Pep's City are no longer at the PSG stage of things, i.e. buying up the best players and expecting them to win. Now they have a togetherness, an identity, an ethos of sacrifice for the team, the ability to make the right decision at the right time because they see the big picture etc. It helps when you have world class talent in every position and a bench that could win any league in the world but it's not enough.

https://lvturbo.com/fvtoblg1u95t.html


Something I found a bit irritating at 17:30 onward. Not gonna try to tone down the sexism because that's what it is but it's also valid imo.

Thierry Henry, an all time great of the game, says that the current handball law is stupid and we need adapt the laws to the physical realities of the game where 1) you don't have the time to pull your hand out of the way when a ball is deflecting toward it off your head 2) your arms tend to fly and stretch all over the shop when you're jumping in the air, it's their "natural position").

They then zoom in some dumb bitch from Florida, sitting in her room with her RBG merch, who patronizingly explains what the rule is. We know what the rule is, Carra has just clarified it. Why are you in this conversation with Thierry Henry? Because you have a law degree from some college in Palm Beach (https://www.linkedin.com/in/christina-unkel-127a1a19#:~:text=Christina%20Unkel%2C%20J.D%2C%20M.B.A%20is,and%20sports%20tv%20analyst%2Fjournalist.) and have refereed college soccerball? She tells THIERRY HENRY (who's sighing very loudly lol) that "there's no need for your arm to be this high when you're jumping". That's settled then, thank you very much.

Also she stresses that the crucial thing is that the hand is above the shoulder, though when Carra asks her what if it was at waste height. That would still be a penalty she says. So which is it, legal genius?

Let's quote her Linkedin a bit

QuoteHer proudest accomplishment however is being a mom to a fearless little girl. Christina resides in Sarasota, Florida with her husband, Ted, and daughter, Quinn.


QuoteOne of the most rewarding areas in her professional capacity is creating businesses that enable organizations, companies, and individuals to perform or develop high-performance mindsets aligned with purposeful impact. Founder of SPARQ Advocacy, Christina focuses on diversity, equity, inclusion, and access to work by means of the "athlete mindset". As co-owner of Scorch Fitness, and the Scorch On Demand and The Deadlift Effect mobile apps, Christina focuses on providing sports science and strength training to the everyday person to permit them to tap into their everyday athlete and burn off what holds them back in their personal and professional lives. Recently, Christina launched the 501(c)(3) nonprofit, Scorch Community, to provide athletic, education, and wellness initiatives to underserved teens in Sarasota.


QuoteConsulting and legal firm focused on athlete, coach, and sports organization representation in contract negotiations, licensing and endorsements, and business consultations. Special focus on diversity, equity, inclusion, and access in the sports sector. Founding Owner speaking engagements available - previous work with Fox Sports, Verizon, Abby Wambach Wolfpack Endeavour, Voice + Visibility Summit, and Victoria's Secret/Bath & Body Works.

Note how the it doesn't specify what competitions she referred. Just "highest level"

Quote21 years of experience officiating soccer and eleven years at the highest professional and international levels refereeing the elite soccer athletes in the world.

Honorably selected by the US Soccer Federation to represent the US Soccer Federation at the highest international levels for 7 years.

Receive in-depth training to develop mental and physical skills and fitness to officiate at the highest level of the international game among the highest skilled professional athletes. The ultimate goal is to represent the US as an official at the World Cup and the Olympics.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 02:50 PM
haha Henry is raging, there is an amusing irony about Henry saying the handball rule is wrong though.

Keep these MOTD and other links coming BTW, where are you getting them from?

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 12, 2023, 03:05 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 02:50 PMhaha Henry is raging, there is an amusing irony about Henry saying the handball rule is wrong though.

Keep these MOTD and other links coming BTW, where are you getting them from?



True, Henry knows a thing or two about deliberate handballs. And about every other single thing about the game, like what it takes to win a World Cup or a European Championship or the Champions League or the Premier League or La Liga or the FA Cup or the English player of the year or the French player of the year etc etc... Even what it's like to coach a team full of retards in French Canada (https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PUL8aURchQc)!   

This is the one thing reddit is good for https://www.reddit.com/r/footballhighlights/







Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 12, 2023, 03:24 PM
The real pros weighing in with the smart stuff 

https://twitter.com/ManCityzenscom/status/1645722470052163590
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 12, 2023, 03:41 PM
@jimmy jazz : no it's because the Irish never fucked with anyone or tried to nick their country, whereas your lot, well, did. With just about everyone. The British Empire, yeah? Also, English have a reputation (deserved or not I don't know) for being arrogant, violent, racist and projecting the image that they still run the world. We never did, so everyone likes us more. Plus we're nicer. we don't got around with Union Jacks or bulldogs on our shirts, or tattooed on our arms.

As for Henry, well, we'll never forgive him for keeping us out of the World Cup with that deliberate handball that was never caught. Great player, but, you know, fuck him.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 03:57 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 12, 2023, 03:41 PM@jimmy jazz : no it's because the Irish never fucked with anyone or tried to nick their country, whereas your lot, well, did. With just about everyone. The British Empire, yeah? Also, English have a reputation (deserved or not I don't know) for being arrogant, violent, racist and projecting the image that they still run the world. We never did, so everyone likes us more. Plus we're nicer. we don't got around with Union Jacks or bulldogs on our shirts, or tattooed on our arms.

As for Henry, well, we'll never forgive him for keeping us out of the World Cup with that deliberate handball that was never caught. Great player, but, you know, fuck him.

A load of generalisations there, the 'we're so great' tone of it is exactly the sort of thing you're accusing English people of being, and that last bit is just nonsense Trolls.

Irishness is definitely seen as a joke mate.


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Janszoon on Apr 12, 2023, 03:58 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 12, 2023, 03:41 PM@jimmy jazz : no it's because the Irish never fucked with anyone or tried to nick their country, whereas your lot, well, did. With just about everyone. The British Empire, yeah? Also, English have a reputation (deserved or not I don't know) for being arrogant, violent, racist and projecting the image that they still run the world. We never did, so everyone likes us more. Plus we're nicer. we don't got around with Union Jacks or bulldogs on our shirts, or tattooed on our arms.

There's a reason Amsterdam is running an anti-tourism campaign (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65107405) targeting British men but not Irish.  ;)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 04:03 PM
Quote from: Janszoon on Apr 12, 2023, 03:58 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 12, 2023, 03:41 PM@jimmy jazz : no it's because the Irish never fucked with anyone or tried to nick their country, whereas your lot, well, did. With just about everyone. The British Empire, yeah? Also, English have a reputation (deserved or not I don't know) for being arrogant, violent, racist and projecting the image that they still run the world. We never did, so everyone likes us more. Plus we're nicer. we don't got around with Union Jacks or bulldogs on our shirts, or tattooed on our arms.

There's a reason Amsterdam is running an anti-tourism campaign (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65107405) targeting British men but not Irish.  ;)
Irish people are exactly the same when they're abroad.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Janszoon on Apr 12, 2023, 04:22 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 04:03 PMIrish people are exactly the same when they're abroad.

Amsterdam disagrees.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 04:28 PM
Quote from: Janszoon on Apr 12, 2023, 04:22 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 04:03 PMIrish people are exactly the same when they're abroad.

Amsterdam disagrees.

There will be loads more tourists from the UK than from Ireland though.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Janszoon on Apr 12, 2023, 04:46 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 04:28 PM
Quote from: Janszoon on Apr 12, 2023, 04:22 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 04:03 PMIrish people are exactly the same when they're abroad.

Amsterdam disagrees.

There will be loads more tourists from the UK than from Ireland though.



Not if Amsterdam has their way.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Apr 12, 2023, 06:11 PM
Lol
Amsterdam tourists are such a nuisance
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 12, 2023, 06:34 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 03:57 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 12, 2023, 03:41 PM@jimmy jazz : no it's because the Irish never fucked with anyone or tried to nick their country, whereas your lot, well, did. With just about everyone. The British Empire, yeah? Also, English have a reputation (deserved or not I don't know) for being arrogant, violent, racist and projecting the image that they still run the world. We never did, so everyone likes us more. Plus we're nicer. we don't got around with Union Jacks or bulldogs on our shirts, or tattooed on our arms.

As for Henry, well, we'll never forgive him for keeping us out of the World Cup with that deliberate handball that was never caught. Great player, but, you know, fuck him.

A load of generalisations there, the 'we're so great' tone of it is exactly the sort of thing you're accusing English people of being, and that last bit is just nonsense Trolls.

Irishness is definitely seen as a joke mate.




Like I said, it's the perception. You see English soccer fans on tour, they're aggressive, they're eyeing everyone, they're pissed. The comparison between English and Irish soccer or rugby fans on tour is the difference between any two things that are very different. If Irish is a "joke", then why is it the people - hey! In Amsterdam, I just realised! - said to us in the pub "English? (because we were speaking English duh) and when we said "No, Irish," there was a huge cheer and everyone was happy? Cos we're a joke? Do me a favour, mate. Your people have got a rep for being loud and boorish and overbearing and violent, ours have a rep for being loud and cheerful and friendly and drunk, but how many Irish fans do you hear of who end up being deported/arrested/involved in fights? We go to have a good time, you go to show the world you're still boss. Deny it all you like; there's a reason why English fans constantly get banned from Europe, and you know it. Not saying you're one, but it's a fact that other than Russian and some Italian fans, ye're the only ones who seem to cause trouble, or at least, the only ones in the news. Certainly, as far as Irish and English is concerned, we have - what is it you Americans call it? - a 100 batting average? Or something.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 12, 2023, 08:45 PM
I never said Irish is a joke I said Irishness is seen as a bit of a gimmick and a joke. Something to laugh about. Which it is.

Let's stick to what you originally said, you were not talking about perceptions of the fans only, you were talking about people in other countries immediately treating you worse if you say you're English. That is completely in your head mate. It's never happened to me bar once and it was Scottish people. I've been in pubs where Germans invited me to their table and drank with me. Most people are actually alright wherever you go and don't think negatively of me because of the Empire ffs.

Ireland is a much smaller country with nowhere near the amount of traveling fans or occasions to travel. How many times do the Irish go abroad with their clubs? Never. They rarely qualify for international tournaments either, so there's a lot less chance for them to damage your rep. English fans do have a negative rep and I'm well aware of that, but that isn't what we were talking about. And it's also pretty outdated.

As for we're the only ones in the news, you're acting like Frankfurt haven't been smashing their way through Europe for the past couple of seasons. This is just one very prominent example but believe me I could post twenty more from other countries. It isn't exactly a secret - https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/64876023

The fact of the matter is this, English and Irish people are about 99% the same, British and Irish culture is very, very, very similar thanks to centuries of mixing back and forth between our islands. You know it and I know it. And there are plenty of positives to it as well.

A good time to post this - https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/65245224

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 15, 2023, 07:38 PM
https://www.flashscore.com/match/zswHNuB6/#/match-summary/match-summary

Dortmund are such bottlers.

2-0 up with ten minutes and throw the lead away. Go ahead on 93 minutes and throw it away again four minutes later. I really want them to win the Bundesliga but you have to do better than that. Bayern dropped points again but it doesn't matter because Dortmund couldn't take advantage.

Today, I can say that from start to finish, minus a brief spell at the start of the second half, Villa completely bossed Newcastle and played football as good as any Villa team in decades. Five wins in a row and 3 pts behind Tottenham. We can finish 5th and kick on next season. I am so proud of them.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 16, 2023, 01:05 PM
Villa are unrecognisable from Gerrard's team. Emery deserves a statue almost. I remember when they were top of the Prem, must be over 20 years ago now if not more. I was so proud. I'm almost as proud today. Absolutely stunning performance. But do you think Ollie is in danger of being poached by the bigger clubs? Another Jack? Say it ain't so!

Also fair play to Bournemouth, who showed Spurs how to play a game, and what the hell has happened to Chelsea?
Roy of the Rovers has certainly re-energised Palace, god damn him. Ah well: Forest look sure to go down, so that's something.

For once, not too much to complain about with VAR, though as usual they didn't get everything right. But at least we could concentrate on the footy.

Oh, and... DIEGO! DIEGO! DIEGO! Delighted for the guy. Always liked him. He's had a long wait, but it certainly was worth it.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 16, 2023, 06:11 PM
Did you watch the women's FA Cup semi-final? First time I've watched women's football, as in, watched a whole match, and I have to say I was not impressed. Chelsea were okay but Villa didn't seem to know how to shoot straight. Long balls, wide shots, giving the ball away constantly. Good defending in general but whenever they were in front of the goal they either passed it back or shot wildly; didn't seem to be any sort of discipline or method really, just a shoot-and-hope idea. And yet the commentator said they were good value for money. Is this what passes, then, for women's football at the highest level? If so, you can keep it. Very disappointed.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 16, 2023, 06:40 PM
I know mate.
The most obvious difference is the speed. It's like watching in slow motion.

Arsenal just threw the title away BTW. Saka did his party trick again. If they win it from here it'll be a miracle.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 16, 2023, 09:36 PM
Stranger things have happened in football than Arsenal winning the title from this position. The main thing they have to do is win next week at the Etihad, away to a far superior and vastly more experienced team. Stranger things have happened in football!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 16, 2023, 10:12 PM
They couldn't afford to slip up again and they did against a shit team. It's not just about the points it's about the psychology and how they must feel after that. I think it's done. I'll eat my own cock if they win it now.

And I want them to win it but it's over I think.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 16, 2023, 11:35 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 16, 2023, 10:12 PMThey couldn't afford to slip up again and they did against a shit team. It's not just about the points it's about the psychology and how they must feel after that. I think it's done. I'll eat my own cock if they win it now.

And I want them to win it but it's over I think.

Right but imagine if they get a point at the Etihad. Then the title is suddenly back in their hands and they get a huge mental boost. Not done and dusted cause Newcastle away is a real test but gotta win those.

As things stand they're still good ol Arsenal who play real nice football and can't hack it at the highest level. But things change!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 16, 2023, 11:46 PM
I hope you are right I just can't see it now  :(
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 17, 2023, 03:53 AM
They have to hope that Man City slip up, and that seems unlikely. Maybe the entire team will get abducted by aliens. Stranger things have happened in football.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 17, 2023, 02:45 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 17, 2023, 03:53 AMThey have to hope that Man City slip up, and that seems unlikely. Maybe the entire team will get abducted by aliens. Stranger things have happened in football.

They will have to hope that City slip up if they fail to get anything against them at the Etihad. As it is, it's still in their own hands.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 17, 2023, 02:53 PM
If they can't even hold a two goal lead against a shit team like West Ham you'll see why I have doubts over their ability to win every game from now until the end of the season. The fact they've done it twice in a row is even worse. You'd have thought they'd be extra cautious not to concede after last week but no.

I have a feeling we might be able to sneak 4th place BTW. I think Newcastle are catchable. Momentum is so important and none of our rivals have it as good as Villa do. The self belief must be ridiculous inside the squad. If only we hadn't handicapped ourselves and given everyone else a 12 game head start when we had Gerrard.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 17, 2023, 05:56 PM
Quote from: jadis on Apr 17, 2023, 02:45 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 17, 2023, 03:53 AMThey have to hope that Man City slip up, and that seems unlikely. Maybe the entire team will get abducted by aliens. Stranger things have happened in football.

They will have to hope that City slip up if they fail to get anything against them at the Etihad. As it is, it's still in their own hands.

I think confidence will be at an all-time low after Saka fucked the penalty. There was no need for him to do that; it's not even as if the keeper caught it, he just simply shot wide. I think maybe the complacency was setting in there, and if Saka was/is known for missing pens then Arteta should have detailed someone like Jesus or Gabrielle to take it. Fucking stupid. Morale will be on the floor now and it will be hard to pick themselves up from that.

@jimmy jazz : let's not get ahead of ourselves. Sixth will do me fine, get us into Europe and it's far more than we could have hoped for. 4th would be great but let's not write the Toon off just cos they had a bad game against us. They can come back, and they probably will, especially after that.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 17, 2023, 09:57 PM
Anyway...

Onward to more important things like a showboating Moroccan fatso who celebrated goals by donning a fez



Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 18, 2023, 04:41 PM
https://twitter.com/realmadrid/status/1648062510199721990

Real Madrid have posted a bizarre five minute video accusing Barcelona of supporting Franco. Anyone speako de lingo and able to give a better analysis?

What a club and what a sport. You just don't get this juice with Cricket.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Janszoon on Apr 18, 2023, 08:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 18, 2023, 04:41 PMhttps://twitter.com/realmadrid/status/1648062510199721990

Real Madrid have posted a bizarre five minute video accusing Barcelona of supporting Franco. Anyone speako de lingo and able to give a better analysis?

What a club and what a sport. You just don't get this juice with Cricket.

That's a weird accusation given that members of Barcelona's team literally fought against Franco during the Civil War. 
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 18, 2023, 09:02 PM
Quote from: Janszoon on Apr 18, 2023, 08:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 18, 2023, 04:41 PMhttps://twitter.com/realmadrid/status/1648062510199721990

Real Madrid have posted a bizarre five minute video accusing Barcelona of supporting Franco. Anyone speako de lingo and able to give a better analysis?

What a club and what a sport. You just don't get this juice with Cricket.

That's a weird accusation given that members of Barcelona's team literally fought against Franco during the Civil War. 

Of course, everyone knows of Real Madrid's association with Franco and being the club of the regime and the Spanish establishment. Its absolutely mental they'd post that on their official account.

Also, I've known you for 11 years and your only previous comment on the sport was to compare the World Cup trophy to a golden alien penis, how did you know anything about the history of Barca and Real? Are you a secret fan of football?



Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Janszoon on Apr 18, 2023, 10:42 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 18, 2023, 09:02 PMOf course, everyone knows of Real Madrid's association with Franco and being the club of the regime and the Spanish establishment. Its absolutely mental they'd post that on their official account.

Also, I've known you for 11 years and your only previous comment on the sport was to compare the World Cup trophy to a golden alien penis, how did you know anything about the history of Barca and Real? Are you a secret fan of football?

Haha, no, I'm not a secret fan of the sport. My only knowledge about it comes from playing it for a couple years as a kid. I did spend five weeks last year staying eastern Spain though (Valencia, not Barcelona) and learned that bit of trivia while reading about the Civil War.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 20, 2023, 12:19 AM
Semi finals:

Real Madrid v MC
Inter vs Milan

We all Real Madrid next week then?  8)

Franco's boys we are here
Eat paella drink your beer

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 20, 2023, 02:43 PM
I just want that Floridian lawyer chick to patronizingly explain to a panel of Thierry Henry, Pep Guardiola, Michel Platini, Zinedine Zidane, Paolo Maldini, Franz Beckenbauer and Alex Ferguson why it was correct to award Bayern a penalty for the handball.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 20, 2023, 09:18 PM
Zidane would headbutt her.

And @jimmy jazz no, we're not all Real Madrid. I'll be rooting for Man City. Just because you have an issue with how they operate don't mean everyone else hates them. I'm not a fan but I'd support most English teams (ahem - ABU) over most or indeed any European ones. Well, maybe not Arsenal. Or Chelsea. Or West Ham. Or...  ;D
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 20, 2023, 09:22 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 20, 2023, 09:18 PMZidane would headbutt her.

And @jimmy jazz no, we're not all Real Madrid. I'll be rooting for Man City. Just because you have an issue with how they operate don't mean everyone else hates them. I'm not a fan but I'd support most English teams (ahem - ABU) over most or indeed any European ones. Well, maybe not Arsenal. Or Chelsea. Or West Ham. Or...  ;D

Why?

Unless it's someone like Leicester who have gone about things the right way then fuck supporting another English team.

Everyone should have an issue with MC.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 21, 2023, 04:56 AM
Why not? I watched The Great Game: I know how the whole thing works. These European clubs are at it worse than the English ones are. And why should I support a team whom I will never see playing unless I watch Champions League, versus one I can watch every week on MOTD?

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 21, 2023, 01:28 PM
The only comparable European club on the cuntometer of the five most prominent leagues is PSG and I'm not as clued up on their finances and what they're doing (obviously I know they're state funded but I couldn't tell you how they're cheating the game, faking sponsorships and such like MC are) but anyway, when clubs abroad do dodgy shit, they aren't necessarily a direct threat to my own.

MC have hurt Villa badly in terms of our squad and also denying us of a trophy three years ago. It is the same throughout the league and below.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 21, 2023, 09:33 PM
Just seen the fucking Arsenal score! Fucking hell!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 22, 2023, 12:36 AM
Damn that's crazy. Poor Arsenal 

https://www.reddit.com/r/footballhighlights/comments/12ue8vg/arsenal_vs_southampton_premier_league_21apr2023/
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 22, 2023, 01:08 AM
This guy is tipped to be the next Palace manager.

Adolf Hutter.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adi_H%C3%BCtter
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 22, 2023, 01:29 AM
Interesting name to give your kid in 1970. It's usually said that denazification in Austria post-WW2 was pretty half-hearted.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 22, 2023, 01:51 AM
I thought he must be older than Roy Hodgson but then I saw he was born in the 70s and I was shocked and speechless.

His parents are/were defo Nazi supporters.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 22, 2023, 06:02 PM
That was a good draw considering how shit we played.

Europe still on.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 23, 2023, 02:44 AM
Think we were lucky really. Ollie should have scored. Arsenal screwed up bigtime, and with ten extra minutes you'd think they would have pulled it off. Suppose you were rooting for Sheffield in the FA Cup?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 23, 2023, 03:10 AM
Yeah of course I was  :laughing:

I knew they had no chance though.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 23, 2023, 03:13 AM
Dortmund are top of the Bundesliga by a point with five games to go, BTW 🥹

I love them.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 24, 2023, 02:01 AM
Wouldn't surprise me if young Jude joins his Norwegian mate in Manchester. Some of their key midfielders are the wrong side of 30, makes sense to invest in someone like him if he's as good as everyone says he is (haven't seen him play)

Not in the mood for it now but very excited to watch the Tottenham highlights tomorrow. I like one-sided humiliations when they come as a shock, not routine ones
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 24, 2023, 02:37 AM
Quote from: jadis on Apr 24, 2023, 02:01 AMWouldn't surprise me if young Jude joins his Norwegian mate in Manchester. Some of their key midfielders are the wrong side of 30, makes sense to invest in someone like him if he's as good as everyone says he is (haven't seen him play)

Been following him since he broke through at Birmingham City. I'm from Birmingham so I try to follow our local players when they're getting a lot of hype.

He is incredible tbf, he can do everything, his style is a bit like Zidane but he is superb defensively also. I hope he avoids the PL but if he does come here Liverpool would be better for him. If I was him I'd stay at Dortmund for at least another year though. 
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 24, 2023, 01:17 PM
What a result for Newcastle! Mind you, it was probably a bit unsporting of them to go ahead when Tottenham didn't even turn up for the majority of the match!  :laughing: Spurs must be hurting now. The Toon for Europe! They'll have a statue of Eddie in the town centre soon.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 24, 2023, 10:29 PM
Watch out for Cameron Archer.

I would describe him as the 2nd coming of Michael Owen.

He just guarantees goals.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 25, 2023, 07:57 PM
- We kick off in just under one hour, win and we go 5th

- Liverpool linked with Kalvin Phillips as alternative to Bellingham

- Plastics vs Arsenal tomorrow, Up The Arse  8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 26, 2023, 01:49 PM
Many outstanding goals, hope we'll see some more today

Unreal strikes by Henry, Toure and De Bruyne

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 26, 2023, 02:50 PM
Why shouldn't two opponents kiss each other after a game?
 (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/apr/26/why-shouldnt-two-opponents-kiss-each-other-anna-tamminen-rosa-herreros)

The women's game faces a whole different set of questions and it's okay
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 26, 2023, 04:34 PM
The women's game is just different isn't it?

I'd be seething if Villa just lost and our players were going round kissing the opponents.

It annoys me when I see them being friendly with Grealish.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Apr 26, 2023, 10:15 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 22, 2023, 01:51 AMI thought he must be older than Roy Hodgson but then I saw he was born in the 70s and I was shocked and speechless.

His parents are/were defo Nazi supporters.
also absolutely mad that he didn't change his name himself, wtf

Quote from: jadis on Apr 26, 2023, 02:50 PMWhy shouldn't two opponents kiss each other after a game?
 (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/apr/26/why-shouldnt-two-opponents-kiss-each-other-anna-tamminen-rosa-herreros)

The women's game faces a whole different set of questions and it's okay
:love:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Apr 27, 2023, 10:33 AM
I asked an Austrian friend what's up with that and he sent me this link.  (https://www.ffh.de/nachrichten/top-meldungen/164340-adi-huetter-bei-ffh-so-kam-ich-zu-meinem-namen.html)

Quote" I think it's nice that I have the opportunity to talk about this here at FFH. Of course, when I was born [my parents] wanted to baptize me differently. But my father's brother died in a rock avalanche at the age of 27. And then my grandmother really wanted to have another Adolf in the family and my parents then let themselves be persuaded. On the one hand very, very tragic. You could perhaps wish for a different name, but my mother just called me Adi from day one and basically: almost everyone calls me Adi. "

I wish he'd said what was grannie Hütter's stance on the old Judenfrage. Will be likely pressed on it if he coaches in London.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 27, 2023, 08:06 PM
Arsenal done now? I think Newcastle might be their waterloo, so to speak. Can't see City stumbling with any of the matches they have coming up. I think we're beyond the event horizon here, people. City demolished them and you could see the gulf in class between the two.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Apr 28, 2023, 12:03 AM
Quote from: jadis on Apr 27, 2023, 10:33 AMI wish he'd said what was grannie Hütter's stance on the old Judenfrage. Will be likely pressed on it if he coaches in London.
yeah I also have questions
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 28, 2023, 01:06 AM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 27, 2023, 08:06 PMArsenal done now? I think Newcastle might be their waterloo, so to speak. Can't see City stumbling with any of the matches they have coming up. I think we're beyond the event horizon here, people. City demolished them and you could see the gulf in class between the two.

They were done after Southampton. Such a spectacular meltdown even for them. Must be a North London thing because Spurs are cowards as well.

Looks like Everton will go down now. Could be disastrous for them.

Next up for Villa is MU away. Win there and I will bow down in tears and kiss Unai Emery's feet.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 28, 2023, 08:15 PM
https://www.redcafe.net/matches/manchester-united-vs-aston-villa.511/

They're terrified of us 😂😂😂
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 29, 2023, 03:16 AM
Ugh! Thanks for making me go to a bloody Man U fansite!
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/26tjZsCAK4UZOVKaA/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 29, 2023, 02:28 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/driven-away-from-football-by-man-city-s-cheating-which-no-one-will-remember/ar-AA1asI0Q?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=U531&cvid=acc83e11747d460f948d2a6d308a96f6&ei=10

QuoteLast year before the final game of the PL season I decided I was done with football.

I had just seen my team Liverpool come within two games of winning everything, and yet I knew that they probably wouldn't because one team was cheating.

I knew that at any stage of football the management and recruitment of Liverpool would have yielded four titles in five years, but this time it didn't because one team was cheating.

I haven't watched one game of Liverpool's season, the only football I watched was England v France at the World Cup because a friend begged me.

Even the sight of England getting hyped up only to lose didn't bring me any joy.

Can you imagine? An Irishman not even able to laugh at the English thinking it was coming home again?

But that's what City have done, they've destroyed the English game and my three decade plus obsession with it.

Last night a friend text me to say that the title decider was on, Arsenal v City.

I had known Arsenal were doing well but didn't know they were still in it (plus Lampard is back at Chelsea???)

It's criminal that a club who has backed a manager for four years, to rebuild and redefine a club that hasn't properly challenged in around twenty years won't end up as champions.

Because one team is cheating.

Do yourselves a favour, do what I did and leave the EPL to die, it's no longer a sport, it's WWE.

Both are completely devoid of real competition, living off a brand name built in the past whose only real use is to TV broadcasters because live events sell.

And all you have to look forward to is City v Newcastle until the end of time from here on out.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 30, 2023, 03:56 AM
Delighted to see Forest crushed (they are going DOWN) and Man U held to a draw. Priceless. Newcastle are on fire too. It's cutting your nose off to spite your face doing what that guy did. We all know miracles can happen - Leicester? Money doesn't buy everything and anyone can have an off day. You really need to get off your City Hate Bus and just enjoy the Prem. It's still as good as it ever was, for me anyway.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 30, 2023, 08:49 AM
I do enjoy the league. But everyone who cares about football should care about what they're doing. It's literally cheating.

Let's say they get found guilty on all 100+ charges, what will your view of them be then, TH? It's honestly bizarre how you can have such hatred for a harmless and proud club like Forest yet give MC a pass for cheating.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 01, 2023, 12:09 AM
I know I'm talking to two Villa fans but I fucking hate James Milner. What a disgusting, violent player 

He was okay at City as the guy who does all the running and scurrying while Silva and Touré weaved their magic but at LFC his role is literally just violence. All he's good for now is the type of tackle they call "a reducer" 

The best thing about him, by far, was the Boring James Milner (https://twitter.com/BoringMilner?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor) twitter account (apparently still active! its heyday was ages ago)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on May 01, 2023, 01:20 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 30, 2023, 08:49 AMI do enjoy the league. But everyone who cares about football should care about what they're doing. It's literally cheating.

Let's say they get found guilty on all 100+ charges, what will your view of them be then, TH? It's honestly bizarre how you can have such hatred for a harmless and proud club like Forest yet give MC a pass for cheating.

I've explained about the connection Forest have for me, so I'm not going over that again. I enjoy watching City play, particularly as I remember when they were a joke and Man United looked down on them, now they have to see them win the titles they used to think were theirs by god-given right. I'll never hate MC as much as I hate MU. Not even as much as Palace who I fucking hate too. Not everyone will have the same opinion. I don't have an issue with City, you do. Just leave it at that. No point trying to convince me. Whatever else City do or have done, they provide incredible entertainment. Halland 50 goals in a season, hasn't been done since before the war!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 01, 2023, 01:43 AM

Quote from: Trollheart on May 01, 2023, 01:20 AMI've explained about the connection Forest have for me, so I'm not going over that again. I enjoy watching City play, particularly as I remember when they were a joke and Man United looked down on them, now they have to see them win the titles they used to think were theirs by god-given right. I'll never hate MC as much as I hate MU. Not even as much as Palace who I fucking hate too. Not everyone will have the same opinion. I don't have an issue with City, you do. Just leave it at that. No point trying to convince me. Whatever else City do or have done, they provide incredible entertainment. Halland 50 goals in a season, hasn't been done since before the war!

It isn't either or with MU and MC. And you can admire Haaland as a player and be critical of MC. I said to @Toy Revolver about two years ago when he was in his first season at Dortmund that Haaland will go down as one of the all time greats.

I would say 90% of English fans have the same view as me when it comes to MC so it isn't just me. I do wonder if the reason you don't have an issue with them is just because you aren't aware of the extent of the cheating, especially considering how much Henry's handball annoyed you. So clearly you aren't OK with cheating in the sport.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 01, 2023, 02:57 PM
Fuck Manchester City, that is all.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 01, 2023, 05:54 PM
Quote from: Qwerty Sanchez on May 01, 2023, 02:57 PMFuck Manchester City, that is all.

Villa played shit yesterday BTW. I think the team is just running out of steam. No shame in it, the squad is threadbare.

Leicester vs Everton tonight, gonna be a belter. I have nothing against Everton but it'd be funny if they lost just to hear the high pitched, phlegmy rage on Everton spaces tonight.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 01, 2023, 06:06 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 01, 2023, 05:54 PMVilla played shit yesterday BTW. I think the team is just running out of steam. No shame in it, the squad is threadbare.

Leicester vs Everton tonight, gonna be a belter. I have nothing against Everton but it'd be funny if they lost just to hear the high pitched, phlegmy rage on Everton spaces tonight.

Leicester are fucked, looking at the remainder of their matches it's highly unlikely they survive unless they can win today.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 01, 2023, 06:14 PM
They'll win tonight.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 01, 2023, 11:29 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 01, 2023, 06:14 PMThey'll win tonight.

Narrator: They did not

 :laughing:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 01, 2023, 11:33 PM
Quote from: Qwerty Sanchez on May 01, 2023, 11:29 PMNarrator: They did not

 :laughing:
:(

Two juicy clubs are going to go.

This is the most interesting relegation fight I've seen for a long time.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 02, 2023, 12:17 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 01, 2023, 11:33 PM:(

Two juicy clubs are going to go.

This is the most interesting relegation fight I've seen for a long time.

Torn between laughing because Leeds should be one of them and feeling sad because if they go I won't get to enjoy watching them lose every week.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 02, 2023, 02:22 PM
Arsenal vs Chelsea tonight.

Should have been a big game but because Arsenal are a bunch of pussies it's a nothing game now.

#WillNotWatch

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/4-17-2015/SukJ7H.gif)

@Trollheart de FA-OI unveiled a new crest so dey did:

(https://www.irishcentral.com/uploads/article-v2/2023/3/157007/cropped_MI_Ireland_crest_-_Twitter.jpg?t=1678485964)

De new short:

(https://www.soccerbible.com/media/145620/ireland-7-min.jpg)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 02, 2023, 02:34 PM
Big Sam will take over at Leeds for their final four games:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/65453934

Football is crazy. The guy they sacked is the second interim manager to be sacked this season. We're not far off teams just getting a new manager in for the final game in the hope of a bounce.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 02, 2023, 03:35 PM
New Ireland kit and crest are very clean imo, massive fan.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on May 02, 2023, 08:01 PM
Not so sure about the crest. Ireland football? Shouldn't that be Irish Football? Or at least Football Ireland? Ireland Football sounds like someone designed the crest who left school at 12.  ::)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 02, 2023, 09:36 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on May 02, 2023, 08:01 PMNot so sure about the crest. Ireland football? Shouldn't that be Irish Football? Or at least Football Ireland? Ireland Football sounds like someone designed the crest who left school at 12.  ::)

It would be FAI wouldn't it, but I think the Ireland Football thing is like an all encompassing phrase.

Basically, they're doing the same thing England did with 'England Football', except using the new crest for the national team.

https://www.standard.co.uk/sport/football/fa-england-football-badge-inclusivity-b933745.html

Phrasing aside the new Irish one is definitely better. The last one was shit imo. This is very similar to McGrath era.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 02, 2023, 09:41 PM
This Boehly guy running Chelsea is an utterly clueless cunt isn't he? How do you spend half a billion pounds in one season and take the team ten places back?

Lampard record as manager is played 6 lost 6 (they're 3-0 right now).

I remember @Qwerty Sanchez saying to me when he came in that he caused a big mess in the States with one of his other ventures?

Just a massive cunt thinking he's being clever.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 02, 2023, 10:53 PM
He's a turd. He owns a baseball team and they operate similarly to the bigger clubs in the prem, throwing money around and can't win fuck all despite it.

American owners are going to ruin the league it's only a matter of time imo.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 03, 2023, 07:48 PM
Messi leaving PSG. Based on rumours I just made up he is currently deciding between Villa and Manchester United. Best of luck Jimbo.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 03, 2023, 08:12 PM
Going back to Barca as they can offer him less than before and comply with La Liga. If he came to us I'd cry. Imagine Emi Martinez said "Leo, you know I won us the World Cup with that last minute save and then the penalties... Well can you do me a favour?"  8)

Looks like Bellingham is going to Real Madrid, their fans will be on his case immediately if he doesn't hit the ground running but he picked the right move. I knew he wouldn't go to the embarrassment that is MC  :) 
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 03, 2023, 08:16 PM
https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1653806125324673024

Look at these ungrateful cunts. Their club didn't even exist before 1970. They should be honoured to have the greatest footballer ever humiliate their club.

They really ought to know their place imo.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 03, 2023, 10:32 PM
If they're doing this for Messi I can't wait to see the meltdown they have when Mbappe leaves for Spain.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 03, 2023, 10:33 PM
What a braindead husk of a person you have to be to boo the greatest player because of something like that.

Also he did nothing wrong discipline-wise, he told them in advance he's going to SA for a couple of days and they only decided he can't go when he was already on the plane.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on May 04, 2023, 02:51 AM
That Twitter stream has some good stuff. The lion! American kids!  :laughing:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 04, 2023, 01:59 PM
https://talksport.com/football/1414445/transfer-notebook-ferran-torres-kalvin-phillips-man-city/

Ferran Torres, now that's what I'm talking about. This would be a tremendous signing and really excite the fans.

Who'd you rather play for? Emery or Arteta?

@Qwerty Sanchez I will be supporting MU tonight  8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 04, 2023, 02:57 PM
Good player but doesn't score enough imo
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 04, 2023, 04:14 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 04, 2023, 01:59 PM@Qwerty Sanchez I will be supporting MU tonight  8)

Your support is greatly appreciated mate.

Trying to figure out the tagging thing, is it done like this [member]jimmy jazz[/member]

That was not it.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 04, 2023, 04:24 PM
Quote from: jadis on May 04, 2023, 02:57 PMGood player but doesn't score enough imo

I have faith that Unai will sort that if he is actually interested. He's more of a winger anyway and surely an improvement on Bailey who is shit imo. Would sell for 50p.

Quote from: Qwerty Sanchez on May 04, 2023, 04:14 PMYour support is greatly appreciated mate.

Trying to figure out the tagging thing, is it done like this [member]jimmy jazz[/member]

That was not it.

lul

Type the @ and begin typing my name then it should appear, then just tap/click it.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 04, 2023, 04:30 PM
Thank you @jimmy jazz
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 04, 2023, 04:51 PM
Quote from: Qwerty Sanchez on May 04, 2023, 04:30 PMThank you @jimmy jazz

MC being linked with Alex Moreno.

https://www.teamtalk.com/news/man-city-plot-dazzling-move-recent-villa-signing-door-opens-real-madrid-sign-e60m-star-guardiola-wants-gone

::)

Ooh, we build a threatening team and it happens again.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 04, 2023, 10:40 PM
Napoli appreciation post.

Napoli are the Italian champions for the first time in 33 years, since Diego Maradona played for them.

https://twitter.com/sscnapoli/status/1654223708050046976

The live screening of tonight's game at the Napoli stadium (they're away) has sold out.

This is the noise when Osimhen equalised, it's 1-1, Napoli 16 points clear with five games to go.

https://twitter.com/FootballReprt/status/1654220752097529856

Inside:

https://twitter.com/eurofootcom/status/1654217616683147267

My heart warms for them. Such a proud and well supported club from an overlooked region in Italy. They blew it in 2018 after going so close and it is amazing to see it finally happen for them tonight. The end of Juve and Northern Italy's dominance. It is Napoli's time.

I will post more footage of the scenes as I find them.

Congratulations to Napoli 🔵

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 04, 2023, 11:34 PM
Very happy for them, well deserved.



Embarrassing outcome today for us btw, very disappointing.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 05, 2023, 12:32 AM
https://twitter.com/thecasualultra/status/1654234539345018883

Oh dear.

I'm definitely not going to post a bitchy comment about how this sort of thing is only meant to happen in England.

Diego would have really enjoyed the last six months. RIP.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 06, 2023, 05:10 PM
Great to see Big Sam on the touchline again, one of the league's great characters. Will have to look for points elsewhere, granted
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 06, 2023, 05:47 PM
Wonder if Gundogan can break his own record for Xavi-like control of the game today https://twitter.com/squawka_live/status/1654863789865443328?s=46



Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 06, 2023, 06:52 PM
Yep he has https://twitter.com/StatmanDave/status/1654877000681570304
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 06, 2023, 09:47 PM
Wrexham continue to climb up the list of clubs I hate. So tired of hearing about them just because of Ryan Reynolds. Between him and their stupid documentary that I couldn't possibly care any less about they see more coverage than 75% of the premier league clubs do here.

@jimmy jazz I feel like I'm you ranting about Americans at this point.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 06, 2023, 10:09 PM
All he's done is pump money into a very small club and make it all about himself. He's a pound shop Boehly. Attention seeking cunt. Typical American.

I suppose one good thing about it is if they spend enough (doubt it as they aren't that wealthy) they will get to the PL and it will show those who think otherwise that there really is nothing impressive about MC and Chelsea buying their way to the top. Any fucker can do it if they spend enough.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 06, 2023, 10:26 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 06, 2023, 10:09 PMAll he's done is pump money into a very small club and make it all about himself. He's a pound shop Boehly. Attention seeking cunt. Typical American.

I suppose one good thing about it is if they spend enough (doubt it as they aren't that wealthy) they will get to the PL and it will show those who think otherwise that there really is nothing impressive about MC and Chelsea buying their way to the top. Any fucker can do it if they spend enough.

Ahem  (https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/armstrong-wrexham-ryan-reynolds-nuvei-1.6818664)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 06, 2023, 10:36 PM
Quote from: jadis on May 06, 2023, 10:26 PMAhem  (https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/armstrong-wrexham-ryan-reynolds-nuvei-1.6818664)

US citizen though, must be a requirement in the citizenship process or he picked it up after living there. Typical American.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 06, 2023, 10:42 PM
Quote from: jadis on May 06, 2023, 10:26 PMAhem  (https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/armstrong-wrexham-ryan-reynolds-nuvei-1.6818664)

We (I) don't claim him
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 06, 2023, 10:52 PM
Quote from: Qwerty Sanchez on May 06, 2023, 10:42 PMWe (I) don't claim him

It would be quite funny if this went wrong and he got pretty much chased out of Wales after taking Wrexham into administration.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 06, 2023, 11:07 PM
Quote from: jadis on May 06, 2023, 10:26 PMAhem  (https://www.cbc.ca/news/business/armstrong-wrexham-ryan-reynolds-nuvei-1.6818664)

What a nauseating article lol

QuoteReynolds has carved out a unique role and traveled a unique path to get here. From charming actor, to Marvel superhero to investment mogul, he's tapped into the same thing. At its core, celebrity entrepreneurship ties back to the star's connection with their audience, their ability to tell a story and keep people engaged.

For evidence of that, look no further than how he spoke after a recent Wrexham thriller on home field in Wales.

"I don't think I have a heart any more. I think I used up all the beats I have left," he told BT News after the match. "That was unlike anything I've ever seen before."

And it's why the actor's biggest roles are just as likely to come in the boardroom as they are on a movie set.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 06, 2023, 11:10 PM
 :laughing:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 06, 2023, 11:11 PM
Went over his filmography, just the worst shit. This film was 100% written and produced by AI

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Red_Notice_-_film_promotional_image.jpg)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on May 07, 2023, 01:23 PM
@jimmy jazz bet you pissed yourself laughing at Halland's magnanimous gesture for the penalty! "Go on son, fill your boots! Get your hat trick! Ooops! Is that the boss screaming at me???"  :laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 07, 2023, 01:45 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on May 07, 2023, 01:23 PM@jimmy jazz bet you pissed yourself laughing at Halland's magnanimous gesture for the penalty! "Go on son, fill your boots! Get your hat trick! Ooops! Is that the boss screaming at me???"  :laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:  :laughing:

It was funny. Would have been even funnier had it cost them though. This might spur them on in Europe now.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 08, 2023, 01:46 PM
Well as we're all Real Madrid tomorrow (8) evening as they take on MC I thought I would post highlights of the greatest club game I've seen probably over the past decade.


Oh how I laughed!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 13, 2023, 01:18 PM
Come on Villa 🟣🔵

We have a terrible record at home to these and today that should be put right.

COME ON!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 13, 2023, 08:10 PM
This is going to the last game, so nice to be competing for something at the end of the season.

Douglas, Ramsey, Martinez, Watkins, Moreno and Kamara are all 50m+ players now imo. Martinez closer to 100m.

Next is Liverpool away and finish against Brighton at VP. 4 points should hopefully see us qualify for one of the European competitions  8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 14, 2023, 04:00 PM
https://twitter.com/vartatico/status/1657737859737042945

Match abandoned in Groningen after fireworks thrown into the pitch and fans invaded.

The latest in fan misbehavior to add to the Udinese riot the other week.

Imagine this happened in England ::)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Qwerty Sanchez on May 16, 2023, 01:08 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 13, 2023, 08:10 PMThis is going to the last game, so nice to be competing for something at the end of the season.

Douglas, Ramsey, Martinez, Watkins, Moreno and Kamara are all 50m+ players now imo. Martinez closer to 100m.

Next is Liverpool away and finish against Brighton at VP. 4 points should hopefully see us qualify for one of the European competitions  8)

Best keeper itw as far as I am concerned.

Good luck for the final stretch, will be rooting for you in both games.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 16, 2023, 02:03 AM
Thanks Q. Will be tough but it's all to play for  8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 16, 2023, 12:53 PM
https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/15/football/santiago-ramirez-goal-morelia-celaya-spt-intl/index.html
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 16, 2023, 01:16 PM
Quote from: Toy Revolver on May 16, 2023, 12:53 PMhttps://www.cnn.com/2023/05/15/football/santiago-ramirez-goal-morelia-celaya-spt-intl/index.html

See the coach slip on his arse  :laughing:

Great goal.

I love the Spanish speaking commentators and their passion.

Golgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgolgol goooooooooooooooooooool




Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 17, 2023, 06:02 PM
@Trollheart @Qwerty Sanchez you watching tonight?

Do it for the Bernabeu, for bullfighting and for patatas bravas.

But most of all, do it for football ❤️

Good luck Los Blancos 🙏
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 18, 2023, 12:16 AM
Would've been 7 or 8 without the giant Belgian octopus in the Madrid goal. Pep can be maddening but ultimately he's a genius. De Bruyne, Gundogan, Haaland, Bernardo Silva, Grealish, Rodri, Foden and the others are world class stars. Credit where due.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 18, 2023, 12:20 AM
Obviously the team on the pitch is incredible and their individuals and manager is elite.

But you know my view.

FORZA INTER 🔵⚫

Also, I remember arguing with some Man City tramps a few years ago that Grealish was a much better player than Sterling. They predictably came at me with stats. There is more to the game than stats and this is just one example.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 18, 2023, 12:42 AM
Yeah I hate these dullards so much. For example, there are many midfielders with better "stats" than Iniesta but maybe 10% of his magic and decisiveness

Grealish is clearly much better than Sterling. Sterling is a good player who performed to a high level in Pep's system but Grealish is way more creative

Will be a fascinating final. Italian sides can be so, so hard to crack even with all the technique in the world
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 19, 2023, 12:58 AM
One of the all time great comebacks happened tonight. Sheffield Wednesday were 4-0 down from the first leg of their semi final play off.


They now play on the final to get to the Championship.

Also, this is the 3rd (third!) tier of English football. You show me another country in the world where you get 40k attendances and this noise for a 3rd division game.

Lower league football is where the soul is.

Play offs  8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 19, 2023, 01:20 AM
QuoteYou show me another country in the world where you get 40k attendances and this noise for a 3rd division game.

high school football state championship games can attract 40-50 thousand

japanese high school baseball also attracts crowds at that level

and nothing outside the united states tops week after week attendance at college football

not that i'm shitting on it - what you're describing is great but i've looked at stadium sizes in europe - i get soccer is huge but when it comes to sports - except for extreme lunacy levels of love from pockets of european soccer fans just on the whole and on the steady nothing i've seen is as deeply woven as sports are into the culture of the american south and a few cities up north, in particular philly

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 19, 2023, 02:14 AM
@Toy Revolver that's not the third division.

The equivalent in Japan is J League 3 which has a highest attendance of just over 12k.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J3_League

This is the USA equivalent, highest capacity stadium is 16k - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USL_League_One


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 19, 2023, 02:38 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 19, 2023, 02:14 AM@Toy Revolver that's not the third division.

The equivalent in Japan is J League 3 which has a highest attendance of just over 12k.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/J3_League

This is the USA equivalent, highest capacity stadium is 16k - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USL_League_One




bitch that's fucking soccer




Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 19, 2023, 02:48 AM
Quote from: Toy Revolver on May 19, 2023, 02:38 AMbitch that's fucking soccer






QuoteThe soccerball thread

Hope this helps.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 19, 2023, 06:54 PM
Cuntery update, this time it is Alkmaar:

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/az-alkmaar-manager-ashamed-fans-attack-west-ham-players-families-friends-2351463?ico=in-line_link

Why do I keep posting these links? Because the reputation of English fans is outdated and unfair and people need to realise we're no worse than anywhere else. UEFA would come down on us like a tonne of bricks if this was us.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 19, 2023, 07:49 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 19, 2023, 06:54 PMCuntery update, this time it is Alkmaar:

https://inews.co.uk/sport/football/az-alkmaar-manager-ashamed-fans-attack-west-ham-players-families-friends-2351463?ico=in-line_link

Why do I keep posting these links? Because the reputation of English fans is outdated and unfair and people need to realise we're no worse than anywhere else. UEFA would come down on us like a tonne of bricks if this was us.

i'm pretty sure i saw marie in one of those trayvon hoodies
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 19, 2023, 09:02 PM
Quote from: Toy Revolver on May 19, 2023, 07:49 PMi'm pretty sure i saw marie in one of those trayvon hoodies

Marie was on the front line battering Hammers.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 19, 2023, 10:20 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 19, 2023, 09:02 PMMarie was on the front line battering Hammers.

out of all the bullshit

can you imagine organizing all that black hoodie shit just to fuck with opposing fans

you're supposed to be polite and buy them a beer

go attack a bank or something

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 19, 2023, 11:46 PM
Quote from: Toy Revolver on May 19, 2023, 10:20 PMout of all the bullshit

can you imagine organizing all that black hoodie shit just to fuck with opposing fans

you're supposed to be polite and buy them a beer

go attack a bank or something



Dunno if you're being literal with the black hoodies but the hardcore element of many fan bases don't tend to wear team colours by default. It's just seen as unsophisticated. Also over here pubs won't let you in if you're wearing team colours, so that's partly how it started. So they're not really going out of their way to do it.

They have also now banned other stuff like Stone Island because of its association with unsavoury elements of support.

There is an entire Twitter account taking the piss out of people who wear it and show off the badge.

https://twitter.com/badge_is_in/
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 20, 2023, 01:21 AM
QuoteDunno if you're being literal with the black hoodies but the hardcore element of many fan bases don't tend to wear team colours by default. It's just seen as unsophisticated.

hmmm

yeah sometimes i think nfl fans with their official jerseys look a bit like wankers

i wear regular t-shirts with team colors when i go to games though because it's customary

in that twitter clip they're are wearing black hoodies like antifa and the article i read made note of it - they were in some sort of uniform
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 20, 2023, 02:33 PM
https://twitter.com/FCTVLIVE44/status/1659886737554898951

The most disrespected player in England.

A Rolls Royce footballer.

I love him.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 20, 2023, 10:13 PM
Nottingham Forest stay up after beating Arsenal. A big club and one of the rare clubs who have missed out on the Premier League 'boom' for so long that they still maintain their original character and fan base. Sheffield Wednesday are another. Two old school clubs, get Wednesday back in the tip flight.

If we win our final game vs Brighton next weekend, we will return to European competition after 13 years away.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 21, 2023, 11:27 AM
QuoteAt least nine people were killed and dozens more injured when stampeding soccer fans pushed through one of the access gates at a quarterfinal match in the Salvadoran league Saturday.


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 21, 2023, 03:00 PM

Cheers for posting.

12 dead now, BBC says some of the fans were pulling barricades down to try and get in before the game.




Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 21, 2023, 03:12 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 21, 2023, 03:00 PMCheers for posting.


well i knew they couldn't do it
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 21, 2023, 11:59 PM
Remember when people wanted England to lose the Euros because we're all racists? lol

Tonight in La Liga:

https://twitter.com/14ucIs/status/1660354309651931137

As you can see that's not one or two, that's half the fucking ground. If anyone can find me an example of English fans doing the same from the past decade, I'll deactivate and never come back.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 22, 2023, 12:59 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 21, 2023, 11:59 PMRemember when people wanted England to lose the Euros because we're all racists? lol

Tonight in La Liga:

https://twitter.com/14ucIs/status/1660354309651931137

As you can see that's not one or two, that's half the fucking ground. If anyone can find me an example of English fans doing the same from the past decade, I'll deactivate and never come back.

am i wrong thinking that both spain (outside of barcelona) and italy are racist af?

i mean, nobody has a monopoly on hate but i don't think it's just a movie trope about if a black guy tries to date an italian guy's sister

i know this is spain but you know what i mean
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 22, 2023, 01:35 AM
Quote from: Toy Revolver on May 22, 2023, 12:59 AMam i wrong thinking that both spain (outside of barcelona) and italy are racist af?

i mean, nobody has a monopoly on hate but i don't think it's just a movie trope about if a black guy tries to date an italian guy's sister

i know this is spain but you know what i mean


Well they're both worse than England I'll tell you that much.

Balotelli got abused by his own fans at the Italy training camp a few years back. Tbh you could find loads of similar examples during his time in Italy.

You exclude Barcelona but I remember a few years back, Barca fans abusing their own black players outside the ground after a match when they were going through a bad run of form. Espanyol (the other team in Barca) fans have also abused black Barca players.

Obviously you can find incidents in England, but they are almost always isolated instances where one fan in the ground does a monkey gesture then gets named and shamed, a ban, prosecuted and is condemned by all, not the whole stand or groups abusing their own players like above. It just does not happen.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 22, 2023, 01:39 AM
Check this out as well, monkey noises, nazi salutes galore. There was plenty of Nazi shit outside the stadium as well.


This is Bulgaria BTW.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 22, 2023, 02:09 AM
QuoteBulgaria 

isn't that where they go in hostel
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 22, 2023, 02:16 AM
Dunno what you mean mate. Guessing it's one of your jokes.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 22, 2023, 09:44 PM
https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/manchester-city-guardiola-ffp-abu-dhabi-b2342593.html

QuoteWhen the Premier League trophy was handed over to Pep Guardiola again, the English game saw something it has never seen before. It has made many within the sport unsure how to feel.

That goes beyond a staggering level of domination, which ensured Manchester City only felt the prospect of defeat for a mere 10 minutes for the final third of the season, something that should raise questions about the competitive health of the Premier League. City are after all only the fifth club to win three English titles in a row. They are also the third club to win five in six.

They are however the first English team to do it with such a suffocating sense of dominance. They are also the first English champions to face charges from the very competition they have just won, that – if proven – could yet see the club stripped of previous titles and even expelled from the league. That is a historic landmark, even if the length of time until its conclusion is as uncertain as the outcome. For now, it leaves a caveat and a question about all this success that may see the perception of the club's entire era

Looks like the journalists are starting to wake up a bit now. Previously they weren't even mentioning their practices but they are now. Sky predictably licking their arses but I heard a report on Talksport earlier slamming them for their practices and I'm seeing numerous articles like this one.

Forza Inter.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 23, 2023, 10:50 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 20, 2023, 02:33 PMhttps://twitter.com/FCTVLIVE44/status/1659886737554898951

The most disrespected player in England.

A Rolls Royce footballer.

I love him.

Who is it about? Grealish?

I suspect the single most disrespected one must be Maguire (all of it, every single bit, is fully deserved) 
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 23, 2023, 01:43 PM
Quote from: jadis on May 23, 2023, 10:50 AMWho is it about? Grealish?

I suspect the single most disrespected one must be Maguire (all of it, every single bit, is fully deserved) 

Harry Kane mate. It was a link to his goal. And you're right, maybe I should have said most undeservedly disrespected. There is a depressing amount of English people who don't rate him and don't like him. Even though he does the business for England every time.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 23, 2023, 02:59 PM
Yeah I don't get it, he's been brilliant for a decade now

Though it was funny when rival fans (Brentford I think) chanted at him "you let your country down" after the World Cup
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 23, 2023, 03:23 PM
https://apnews.com/article/bc445cb4a08441238d1975bd44e137a6

QuoteThree were detained in Valencia for alleged abuse against Vinícius in a Spanish league match on Sunday. Four were arrested in Madrid for allegedly hanging an effigy of the player off a highway bridge in January.

damn

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 23, 2023, 03:54 PM
QuoteThe impact of what happened at Valencia, and Vinicius Jr's long-held frustration over how authorities have approached tackling the subject, now leaves Real Madrid's star player with doubts over his future at the club because he does not feel supported. He feels it is a battle he has been left to take on alone.

The 22-year-old Brazil forward ended his social media message on Sunday by writing: "I am strong and I will go all the way against the racists. Even if it's far from here."

The Athletic contacted Vinicius Jr's staff, asking if this meant he was contemplating an exit from La Liga and Madrid.

Sources from his entourage, who asked not to be named in order to protect their position, replied: "Yes. When you have to fight on your own..."

Another such source was even more categorical: "Until today, there was no chance. From today, yes."

If Vinicius Jr were to decide he wants to leave Madrid due to the regular racist abuse he suffers and the lack of support he receives, Spanish football will lose its brightest talent and it alone will be 100 per cent responsible.

source: nyt

i bet they'd treat him correctly at Aston Villa F.C.

might even beat liverpool, too
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 23, 2023, 04:33 PM
More likely to be the first real statement signing at Newcastle tbh.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 26, 2023, 12:44 PM
Happy Rotterdam Day.

On this day 41 years ago, Aston Villa beat Bayern Munich 1-0 and won the Champions League.


🟣🔵🟣

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 26, 2023, 01:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on May 26, 2023, 12:44 PMHappy Rotterdam Day.

On this day 41 years ago, Aston Villa beat Bayern Munich 1-0 and won the Champions League.


🟣🔵🟣



that's sweet and all but qpr has kicked your tiny dicks into the dirt 25 times

WE ARE QPR!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 26, 2023, 01:34 PM
Oh you're into QPR? It was the team of choice for some of hte postpunk crowd I think

And they had one of my favorite players of all time, the fat Moroccan

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on May 26, 2023, 01:52 PM
Speaking of Aston Villa, how ridiculous is it that Maguire was called up by Southgate to all those tournaments ahead of Mings. I've seen Mings make the odd error but overall he's clearly so much more athletic and talented than Maguire
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 26, 2023, 01:56 PM
that's a fantastic montage
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 26, 2023, 06:07 PM
Quote from: jadis on May 26, 2023, 01:52 PMSpeaking of Aston Villa, how ridiculous is it that Maguire was called up by Southgate to all those tournaments ahead of Mings. I've seen Mings make the odd error but overall he's clearly so much more athletic and talented than Maguire

Mings has been so good this season. And he's a lovely bloke as well.

Villa fans HATE Southgate :laughing:

Its really bad.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 26, 2023, 10:01 PM
- We're being linked with Marco Asensio on a free and apparently he feels seduced by our offer. This would be fantastic business.

- Ivan Toney revealed to have a gambling addiction and bet on his team to lose and win several times.

- Playoffs this weekend, backing Coventry even though they fucking hate us.

- Dortmund can win the league this weekend 🥹 BVB 🟡⚫🟡

Klopp's Dortmund team of 2011-13 is one of my favourite teams ever. Will always love Klopp. Shame they couldn't win the CL or stay together.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 27, 2023, 03:54 PM
Bayern 1-0 up.

Dortmund 1-0 down.

Dortmund MUST SCORE TWICE to win the title.

Dortmund just got a penalty after a VAR review, Sebastien Haller had it saved.

Noise in the Westfalenstadion is 8)

COME ON DIE SCHWARZGELBEN! 🟡⚫🟡

Fuck me Dortmund 2-0 down now this is a disaster 😭
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 27, 2023, 04:41 PM
orlando city vs atlanta united tonight

big rivalry
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 27, 2023, 04:45 PM
Quote from: Toy Revolver on May 27, 2023, 04:41 PMorlando city vs atlanta united tonight

big rivalry

https://1stream.soccer/soccer/borussia-dortmund-fsv-mainz-05-live-stream/1130898?sport=soccer

35 mins left, Dortmund need three goals.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 27, 2023, 05:01 PM
DORTMUND 1 MAINZ 2

Two more needed come on Dortmund 🟡⚫🟡
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 27, 2023, 05:14 PM
Koln equalise, Dortmund will be champions as things stand.

Bet Bayern will score again though. Goals needed!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 27, 2023, 05:30 PM
Full time, Dortmund 2 Mainz 2.

Bayern win their 11th title in a row. What a joke league. What a sad little life Bayern.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 28, 2023, 03:59 AM
atlanta and orlando ended 1-1
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 28, 2023, 07:38 PM
Leeds relegated.

Leicester relegated.

Everton survive.

Aston Villa return to Europe. Thanks to Unai Emery for a magical season and making us believe again.

UNAI IS KING 👑
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 28, 2023, 08:17 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/DfbZPSq6/IMG-9621.jpg)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 28, 2023, 08:40 PM
Quote from: Toy Revolver on May 28, 2023, 08:17 PM(https://i.postimg.cc/DfbZPSq6/IMG-9621.jpg)

Good. Nearly all of them are down to our goalkeeper. Thanks to his antics Argentina have a third World Cup. I want to win. I don't want to be gracious losers.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Toy Revolver on May 28, 2023, 08:49 PM
i respect that
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 31, 2023, 12:56 PM
We have now been ranked one of the top 20 clubs in Europe.

(https://i.ibb.co/gg2x0Gq/20230531-115306.jpg)

Ahead of Man Utd, Inter and Ajax.

Unai is the king and we are coming.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 31, 2023, 10:27 PM
HLTCO made a thread of the best moments of the season, it's well worth a few minutes of your time scrolling through.

https://twitter.com/HLTCO/status/1663832711847370756

Worth a watch for anyone, you don't have to be into football.

What a sport, what a culture and what a season.

Which one is your favourite? #59 for me.

https://twitter.com/HLTCO/status/1663837525109010434

Can't wait until 23/24 8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 04, 2023, 12:59 AM
Eden Hazard has had his contract terminated at Real Madrid.

Worst transfer ever?

€150m for 7 goals over a four year period. A cost of over €20m per goal.

A horrific return for one of the world's top attackers at the time he was signed.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jun 04, 2023, 12:24 PM
Damn

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Psy-Fi on Jun 05, 2023, 11:54 AM
Soccer fan arrested for wearing offensive jersey to FA Cup final referring to Hillsborough tragedy (https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/soccer-fan-arrested-wearing-offensive-jersey-fa-cup-99824377)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 06, 2023, 09:18 PM
Inter are 6.50 to win on Saturday. That's quite long but I thought it'd be longer.

If they can pull this off it'd be incredible.

I really can't see it but you never know  :-\
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jun 06, 2023, 10:22 PM
Haven't seen them this season but there's always a chance they'll spring a surprise. The real surprise though would be if Guardiola doesn't tinker with his winning formation in the final and play Grealish and Bernardo as fullbacks and Gundogan as a false nine or something.

Literally everyone knew it was a bad idea to play without a defensive midfielder in the final against Chelsea two years ago. I groaned when I saw the starting lineup, not cause I support City but cause it was so on brand and obviously a bad move.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 06, 2023, 10:27 PM
Do you support a team mate? If not what about 'signing' for Villa? 1 year year contract with option to extend, European football next year. Good team but you won't get hammered for being a plastic.

 8)

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jun 06, 2023, 10:35 PM
St Etienne in France but it's not like I can be bothered to watch Ligue 1. So not really. All I really watch these days is MOTD and and YT compilations

Wasn't there something about David Cameron pretending to support Villa and then mixing them up with West Ham cause he forgot which one his advisors told him he supports? That was good

"Oh no, I forgot which human football team I'm suppose to support"
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 06, 2023, 10:40 PM
Yeah, he is a Villa fan (well he always claimed he was) but the Tories are involved with West Ham which is why I reckon he said what he said. Brady is on the board and that's how they got given the Olympic Stadium for basically free. We have a lot of support in the establishment tbh. Mervyn King and Prince William for example.





Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 07, 2023, 08:33 PM
@jadis Conference League final about to start.

Forza Fiorentina 😏
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jun 07, 2023, 08:41 PM
Fiorentina is such a cool team... Won't be watching the game tonight (we don't have a TV, so I'd either have to go out or find a stream and I need to read something long for tomorrow) but they have my support
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 07, 2023, 11:11 PM
Cunts.

I wanted Roma to win the other night as well so that's 0/2 for me.

Hopefully Saturday 🔵⚫🔵
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 08, 2023, 04:35 PM
Me on Saturday evening:




Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 10, 2023, 08:40 PM
Well this is it.

Good luck to the wonderful and magnificent Nerazzurri.

May those famous blue and black colours hang from the trophy in a couple of hours time. May the glorious European Cup return to the Giuseppe Meazza and back to Italy for the first time in 13 years.

Always liked Inter from the days of Ronaldo leaving the keeper on his arse in the UEFA Cup final.

(https://scd.community/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.performgroup.com%2Fdi%2Flibrary%2FGOAL_INTERNATIONAL%2Faf%2F1a%2F1998-uefa-cup-final-ronaldo-inter-milan-lazio_1iw7q69yp11pn1ts5rpt4kpf4w.jpg%3Ft%3D-2127626495%26amp%3Bw%3D940&hash=ab50251e8b66df179baef230eeeba95fbad9b76a)

A fact: AC Milan were founded by Englishmen which is why they use the English spelling of 'Milan'. Early on in their history, there was a split as players didn't like the restrictions on non Italians playing for AC, so they formed Internazionale Milano, to reflect the international philosophy of the club.

May they lift their 4th European Cup tonight. Do it for Prada, for Porta Nuova, and for pasta. But MOST OF ALL, do it for the integrity of football.

FORZA INTERNAZIONALE 🔵⚫🔵
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jun 10, 2023, 11:36 PM
I really love that Ronaldo goal. Probably the best of its kind. His body language was completely undecipherable to defenders

Glad I didn't bother watching the game. You knew that it would be the kind of grinding, negative, tedious game these finals almost always are

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jun 16, 2023, 09:26 PM
The idea that this man will now be playing "soccer" just doesn't sit well with me

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jun 16, 2023, 09:35 PM
Xavi went to the Gulf, Messi to Miami... at least there's one Barcelona genius who doesn't suck at life

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 16, 2023, 09:43 PM
Quote from: jadis on Jun 16, 2023, 09:26 PMThe idea that this man will now be playing "soccer" just doesn't sit well with me



I agree in that they don't deserve him. They should be rolling out the red carpet and kissing the floor after he's walked on it every single day he is in their country.

But I don't begrudge Messi choosing to take it easy in a joke league now after everything he's given to the sport.

I genuinely love him mate.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jun 17, 2023, 03:24 PM
Alex Scott on love, Lineker and standing up for LGBTQ+ rights (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jun/17/alex-scott-interview-womens-world-cup-hatred-because-i-wore-an-armband)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 18, 2023, 03:52 PM
Ruben Neves going to Saudi Arabia. £55m transfer to Al Hilal.

Its one thing paying astronomical money for middle aged players like Ronaldo and Benzema but Neves is young and could play for any team in the world.

Saudis trying to do what the Chinese attempted a few years back. I remember Oscar going there was a bit of a shock.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jun 19, 2023, 02:59 PM
Wtf  (https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1670735854841593857)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 19, 2023, 03:25 PM
Quote from: jadis on Jun 19, 2023, 02:59 PMWtf  (https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1670735854841593857)

I don't know why they (the Saudis) bother. They're obviously trying to build a competitive league but the scale of doing that makes it nearly impossible if you're hoping to do it buy transferring individuals over.

Unless they literally bought UEFA, CONMEBOL and all the FAs and then just moved the players over it's not gonna happen.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/chelsea-transfers-saudi-boehly-pif-30260061

There's this as well.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 20, 2023, 05:28 PM
England have been superb over the past two games. You can criticise the quality of opposition but people are very quick to stick the knife in when England fail to dish out hammerings in these sorts of games.

Our squad is getting stronger and stronger.

Looking very, very good for the next tournament. :checkmark:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 23, 2023, 06:16 PM
https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1672275295062175744

I can't stand stuff like this. We've had players that wanted to leave but the likes of Benteke for example, at least had the decency to put a proper request in. Mbappe just hanging about for his money. Don't care if its in the contract it annoys me. You obviously want to go so just fuck off, because you're not going to be 100% committed when you've got your eye on Madrid and a signing on fee.

Never liked Mbappe.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jun 24, 2023, 06:52 PM
It's Messi's 36th birthday today.

Thanks for everything little man. Love you so much.







Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jun 25, 2023, 08:33 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Jun 23, 2023, 06:16 PMhttps://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1672275295062175744

I can't stand stuff like this. We've had players that wanted to leave but the likes of Benteke for example, at least had the decency to put a proper request in. Mbappe just hanging about for his money. Don't care if its in the contract it annoys me. You obviously want to go so just fuck off, because you're not going to be 100% committed when you've got your eye on Madrid and a signing on fee.

Never liked Mbappe.

Yeah this kind of thing is always annoying

Mbappe kinda grew on me during the world cup. Before that I thought that he was unplayable but also not particularly elegant. But something about his performances there made me see him in a new light. His smile can be really nice and impish when he takes time off from being smug...

So yeah not a huge fan but he's got a lot going for him

 


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jun 28, 2023, 09:33 AM
The Spanish bastards are so good...

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 08, 2023, 01:48 AM
https://twitter.com/IFTVofficial/status/1677323217986371585?t=fMs4J2eHxNuHj0M8ChbpHw&s=19

No comment.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 08, 2023, 06:52 PM
Always liked De Gea

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 11, 2023, 05:27 AM
Met him near Times Square once, my biggest celebrity sighting. Very nice guy and what a player

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 12, 2023, 04:06 PM
IMHO one of the ultimate Brazilian magicians. Is he still a Villa player btw?

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 12, 2023, 06:02 PM
Yes he is. I love him. Extremely unlucky with injuries but I believe in him.

Did you see his debut for us?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 12, 2023, 06:18 PM
Yeah, even remember posting about it a bunch on MB. He had a great run of games under Stevie, hope he shows some more of what he's capable of before inevitably doing one to the Gulf...
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 12, 2023, 06:26 PM
Only 31 so got loads of football left. If he can stay fit.

When he scored to make it 2-0 at MC last season I nearly exploded.

Obviously by full time I felt fucking ill and wanted Gerrard pelted with rotten tomatoes.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 12, 2023, 06:55 PM
Yeah everyone forgot it for obvious reasons but I really love that goal, it's my favorite kind: there was nothing City could've done to prevent it. Watkins wins the header and then no defender can stop Coutinho from that position.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 13, 2023, 06:43 PM
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 14, 2023, 08:38 PM
^ I'll try to watch the whole thing one day but more power to him for opening up about the stuff he's gone through. Always liked him as a player


Next time I'm breaking up with someone I'll make sure it's not during the summer break. Football is the best thing in the world to plug the inner void stuff like this inevitably opens up. I need the premier league and MOTD so bad right now 

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F0_kurWXsAE07kt?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 14, 2023, 08:59 PM
Great meme.

And it absolutely is. Even just the humour and the scandals and culture with it, it's something you can follow without even watching the 90 mins where a ball gets kicked. I was saying to @Qwerty Sanchez when shit like the sex noises prank (https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-64310338) happened, you just don't get that in other sports.

Football, bloody hell 8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 15, 2023, 10:40 AM
By the sound of it, half the City squad fancy new challenges. Gundogan left for Barca, Bernardo Silva likely to follow, Walker going to Bayern, Mahrez and Laporte leaving too. They can find substitutes, eventually, but it takes players time to adjust to Pep's methods...
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 15, 2023, 07:35 PM
Quote from: jadis on Jul 15, 2023, 10:40 AMBy the sound of it, half the City squad fancy new challenges. Gundogan left for Barca, Bernardo Silva likely to follow, Walker going to Bayern, Mahrez and Laporte leaving too. They can find substitutes, eventually, but it takes players time to adjust to Pep's methods...

Hopefully they know something we don't and it's related to the 115 charges and not just wanting a new challenge.

:)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 16, 2023, 11:32 PM
Two of my favorite goals of all time cause I haven't seen anything like them



Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 17, 2023, 12:26 AM
Suarez is the greatest pantomime villain the sport has ever seen.

And Ronaldinho is probably the most unique player the sport has ever seen. I absolutely hated that Chelsea team and loved Barcelona beating them 😎

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Jul 20, 2023, 11:42 AM
Messi coming to Miami to join MLS is going to get me into watching footy. I never cared about the sport before but they paid him a shit load of money to join up and he's such a major star that I will start watching. I think his first match is tomorrow night.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 20, 2023, 12:47 PM
Messi is the fucking king. It's a shame you didn't follow the World Cup just gone.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 20, 2023, 12:49 PM
He's truly the greatest. This is one of my favorite compilations because he was still a young, essentially unproven player who hasn't led Barcelona to any titles. The year after that he would score in the Champions League final and be crowned as the best in the world but there's something special about watching him as a young upstart. Also I love the long hair look. 

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Jul 20, 2023, 01:11 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Jul 20, 2023, 12:47 PMMessi is the fucking king. It's a shame you didn't follow the World Cup just gone.

Yeah I never watched any of the World Cup stuff. It just felt like the Olympics but like only for football and only concentrating on one sport didn't interest me. Also the fact that the US Men's team is ass so why watch?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 20, 2023, 01:31 PM
Quote from: DJChameleon on Jul 20, 2023, 01:11 PMYeah I never watched any of the World Cup stuff. It just felt like the Olympics but like only for football and only concentrating on one sport didn't interest me. Also the fact that the US Men's team is ass so why watch?

I think when you follow a World Cup just one time, you'll get into it. The next one is in the USA, Mexico and Canada so now would be a good time to get involved.

USA are shit yes but there's plenty for everyone to be interested in once you know your way around.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Jul 20, 2023, 02:29 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Jul 20, 2023, 01:31 PMI think when you follow a World Cup just one time, you'll get into it. The next one is in the USA, Mexico and Canada so now would be a good time to get involved.

USA are shit yes but there's plenty for everyone to be interested in once you know your way around.

US Women's team is dope and I'm following them as well they have some matches coming up soon.

Women's world cup is currently happening so I will follow that.

I have followed this thread much but what's your opinion of Women's matches vs Men's?

The reason I find the Women's team dope is because they actually win and Rapinoe is retiring so she's going to show out but she normally does anyways.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 20, 2023, 02:41 PM
Quote from: DJChameleon on Jul 20, 2023, 02:29 PMUS Women's team is dope and I'm following them as well they have some matches coming up soon.

Women's world cup is currently happening so I will follow that.

I have followed this thread much but what's your opinion of Women's matches vs Men's?

The reason I find the Women's team dope is because they actually win and Rapinoe is retiring so she's going to show out but she normally does anyways.

You can have an enjoyable game at any level but obviously there is a massive difference here. The most exciting for me (aside from Villa) is always internationals so if England get far in the competition I may watch (especially if they get drawn against the USA) but I wouldn't dream of watching women's club football.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Jul 20, 2023, 04:00 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Jul 20, 2023, 02:41 PMYou can have an enjoyable game at any level but obviously there is a massive difference here. The most exciting for me (aside from Villa) is always internationals so if England get far in the competition I may watch (especially if they get drawn against the USA) but I wouldn't dream of watching women's club football.


I typo'ed and said "have followed" instead of "haven't followed".

Okay so the same attitude that men have here when it comes to watching like say women's basketball versus men's basketball.

I honestly prefer women's basketball to the men and I also prefer college men's and women's over the NBA.

NBA seems so boring to me. I only tend to watch the NBA when it gets to the finals and stakes are on the line.

Men's college play like stakes are on the line every single game and it gets even better during March Madness.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 20, 2023, 04:43 PM
This one you have to watch @DJChameleon

It's his four goals that were nominated for goal of the year in different years. The way in which he leaves the defenders for dead in the first one is the most surreal thing for me

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 20, 2023, 09:29 PM
We've smashed our transfer record.

€50m for Moussa Diaby (£43m). Leverkusen also accepted a "huge" bid from the Saudis but he chose Villa over the Arab money for the PL football and our manager.

So this is a guy who clearly money isn't everything.

Exciting news. @jadis sign for Villa it's gonna be a good season.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 21, 2023, 07:01 PM
We're now being linked with Jeremy Doku and Dusan Vlahovic ffs.

If we sign either of these...

🍆
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 21, 2023, 08:35 PM
A big source of my pleasure at watching MOTD is that I'm a neutral...

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 21, 2023, 09:40 PM
Quote from: jadis on Jul 21, 2023, 08:35 PMA big source of my pleasure at watching MOTD is that I'm a neutral...



Understood.

Negotiations ongoing then, transfer window still open so maybe we can strike a deal before the season starts  8) 
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 22, 2023, 11:47 AM
The fucking king 8)

https://dubz.co/mc/9f6725?fl=t

Football should retire the number 10 when he retires. Not just his clubs, football as a whole.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Jul 22, 2023, 03:28 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Jul 22, 2023, 11:47 AMThe fucking king 8)

https://dubz.co/mc/9f6725?fl=t

Football should retire the number 10 when he retires. Not just his clubs, football as a whole.

Dope.

also US Women won their match 3-0 against Vietnam.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 22, 2023, 08:51 PM
Moussa Diaby signed, sealed and delivered. With our game tomorrow I expect the official club announcement on Monday afternoon.

We've smashed our transfer record by quite a bit. £52m fee. Almost brings me to tears to see the original powerhouse club waking up and flexing it's muscles.

💪

EDIT - They just announced it, he's in the USA on the pre season tour already wtf 😍
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 23, 2023, 09:51 AM
Crazybeautiful

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 23, 2023, 06:31 PM
Allan Saint-Maximin to move to Saudi Arabia? (https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/66281210)   :'(

Oh no. Please no, I need him to stay. Maybe the purest entertainer in the Premier League


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 23, 2023, 07:24 PM
Seems to have fizzled out a bit but I'd be surprised if Newcastle sold him, unless it was for an obviously inflated fee.

But it's OK if he does leave mate because The Moose is in the hoose now.

(https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2023/07/OQ-OFF-PLATFORM-DIABY.jpg?strip=all&quality=100&w=1920&h=1080&crop=1)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 24, 2023, 09:49 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CuXyFRMyNiZ/?igshid=ZmZiYTY5ZDNhOA==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 24, 2023, 01:29 PM
Al Hilal bid €300m for Mbappe, and offering €700m to the player in wages (€14m per week) for just one season as they will allow him to move to Real Madrid next year if he joins.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 26, 2023, 04:00 PM
Messi with another two goals last night.


He's going to have the time of his life over there. Take it easy and score 50 goals before the Copa America next year.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Psy-Fi on Jul 27, 2023, 12:44 AM
Tottenham Hotspur owner Joe Lewis posts $300M bond with help of superyacht, private plane in insider trading case (https://nypost.com/2023/07/26/tottenham-hotspur-owner-joe-lewis-puts-up-yacht-to-post-bail/)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Jul 28, 2023, 09:55 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Jul 26, 2023, 04:00 PMMessi with another two goals last night.


He's going to have the time of his life over there. Take it easy and score 50 goals before the Copa America next year.

What happened near the end? Did he get carded out?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Jul 28, 2023, 10:12 AM
Overall Holland did well against the US yesterday, some panic football here and there but also beautiful playing for long stretches, I'm very pleased. Jackie Groenen being a force of nature as always and with Danielle vd Donk, Esmee Brugts and Lieke Martens all in good form and playing well together I almost (almost!) don't miss Vivianne Miedema. Also good to see that Danielle vd Donk is still bringing sass and drama to the field, that's my girl <3
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 28, 2023, 12:34 PM
Quote from: DJChameleon on Jul 28, 2023, 09:55 AMWhat happened near the end? Did he get carded out?

He got substituted to conserve his energy


David Silva retired yesterday. For imagination, wit and elegance, he was second only to Iniesta among Spain's greatest ever generation of creative playmakers




Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 30, 2023, 12:46 AM
This made me feel all warm and fuzzy earlier.

https://www.avfc.co.uk/news/2023/july/29/benteke--villa-spell--best-time-of-my-career-/

Benteke 😎

"Villa was the best time of my career."

"I will always be grateful for this club because if I'm known worldwide, one of the reasons is because of Aston Villa."

One of my heroes. Such an incredible player when he was with us.





Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 30, 2023, 04:08 PM
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jul/29/pep-guardiola-manchester-city-riyad-mahrez-saudi-arabia

?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 30, 2023, 04:25 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Jul 30, 2023, 04:08 PMhttps://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jul/29/pep-guardiola-manchester-city-riyad-mahrez-saudi-arabia

?

I mean what else can you say...

I'm mainly excited by the last sentence

QuoteCity beat Bayern Munich 2-1 in Tokyo on Wednesday and play Arsenal in the Community Shield next Sunday.

It's back on. In touching distance!

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 30, 2023, 04:38 PM
Quote from: jadis on Jul 30, 2023, 04:25 PMI mean what else can you say...

I'm mainly excited by the last sentence

It's back on. In touching distance!

Almost there mate 😏


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 30, 2023, 10:20 PM
Soccerball lovers be like

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvNaEecoC1I/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jul 30, 2023, 10:41 PM
Quote from: jadis on Jul 30, 2023, 10:20 PMSoccerball lovers be like

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvNaEecoC1I/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

So true. The latest American hype job. The original was Freddy Adu, they said he was the next Pele but he was selling vacuums by the time he was 26.

(No disrespect to Adu, not his fault he was built up so much.)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jul 31, 2023, 01:11 AM
Anyway...


https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvIpVzntw81/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 01, 2023, 08:15 AM
I love when foreign players really get the English game

https://www.instagram.com/p/CujoYycsAQ4/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Aug 01, 2023, 11:28 AM
I woke up at 330am to watch the game or get the highlights of the Us Women's team vs Portugal.

It looks like it might end in a tie.

I don't know footy rules yet and how they differ when it comes to World Cup.


Edit: They did end up tying but also advancing?!?!?!

idk footy has weird rules I still need to learn.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Aug 01, 2023, 11:39 AM
They're still in the group stage, where each group has 4 teams who play each other and the two best go through to the knockout stage where after each round of matches you get kicked out if you lose until only one team is left. Which teams in the group stage get to go through is determined by how many wins/losses/draws you have (win is 3 points, draw 1, loss 0) and if there's a tie in points between teams they look at the net number of goals (goals is +1, goals conceded is -1). So you can tie in a game but if you still comparatively do better than 2 of the other teams, you advance
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 01, 2023, 02:49 PM
Not really following this but I hope England get drawn against the USA, knock them out and do a gunshot celebration as each goal goes in.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 03, 2023, 11:34 AM
Got a notification from TalkSport saying Tom Brady invests in Championship club and 'is a blue'.

Must be Millwall I thought.

He's now a minority owner in Birmingham City.

Surely this would be massive for them, bring publicity to the city and maybe increase their fan base a bit. So seems good news but a bit WTF.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 03, 2023, 03:26 PM
Messi scored another two goals last night.

That's 5 in 3.


Might have to take back what I said about him getting 50 and stick another 20 on.

The King  8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Aug 03, 2023, 11:44 PM
The Germany - South Korea game was hilarious because 1. Germany got kicked out of the tournament 2. When she makes certain facial expressions Alex Popp looks unaccountably like Mark E. Smith
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 04, 2023, 05:59 PM
More and more people are saying

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 04, 2023, 06:41 PM
Everybody has written Coots off.

I believe in him. Still got a good few years ahead of him.

Come on Coots! 😎
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 05, 2023, 02:06 PM
Manchester City confirm arrival of Josko Gvardiol on five-year contract
 (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/aug/05/manchester-city-josko-gvardiol-signing-transfer-window)

Man City's latest 90 million acquisition looks like a monster of a defender but is probably best known for being taken to the cleaners by Messi in the world cup. No shame in that! 

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Aug 06, 2023, 01:42 PM
Clarification on rules, the penalty kick stuff that happens at the end of a tied match. What's going on with that?

Do kicks just happen until one team has more than the other?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 06, 2023, 03:02 PM
Quote from: DJChameleon on Aug 06, 2023, 01:42 PMClarification on rules, the penalty kick stuff that happens at the end of a tied match. What's going on with that?

Do kicks just happen until one team has more than the other?

Yeah.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 07, 2023, 11:26 AM
Lauren James 😂

Absolutely brainless.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 07, 2023, 04:44 PM
Typical female, all emotion. The fellas would never!

Seriously though, the thickness of the ass and the smirk on the recipient's face make it kinda hot. This lady's sexual partners are so going to want to reenact that 


(https://static.independent.co.uk/2023/08/07/10/SEI166840779.jpg?width=1200&height=1200&fit=crop)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 07, 2023, 07:48 PM
She is lucky that 1) England went through but mostly 2) people don't care as much about women's football. Because if they did she'd likely have got the Beckham treatment (https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/298281/Rage-saw-Becks-hanged-in-effigy).
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 07, 2023, 08:30 PM
You know how I know about the Beckham story? I had a female friend a few years older than me who was a major anglophile and we'd watch Premier League matches at a sports bar once in a while around the time Ronaldo played for them. She supported United from back in the 90s and the player she had a crush on was Gary Neville. Why??? "Because he was there to protect him friend Becks when people were mean to Becks." I shit you not.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 07, 2023, 08:49 PM
Quote from: jadis on Aug 07, 2023, 08:30 PMYou know how I know about the Beckham story? I had a female friend a few years older than me who was a major anglophile and we'd watch Premier League matches at a sports bar once in a while around the time Ronaldo played for them. She supported United from back in the 90s and the player she had a crush on was Gary Neville. Why??? "Because he was there to protect him friend Becks when people were mean to Becks." I shit you not.

😂😂😂

Weirdest crush I've heard of. Probably true though, they are pretty good friends.

The abuse Beckham got after '98 BTW 😮
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 07, 2023, 10:26 PM
The little man had another masterclass last night.

Two goals and an assist and an all round top performance. He is barely breaking a sweat over there but is controlling everything like a master puppeteer. Like a veteran boxer, conserves his energy through rounds then strikes just at the right time.


Another late free kick.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Aug 08, 2023, 07:36 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Aug 07, 2023, 10:26 PMThe little man had another masterclass last night.

Two goals and an assist and an all round top performance. He is barely breaking a sweat over there but is controlling everything like a master puppeteer. Like a veteran boxer, conserves his energy through rounds then strikes just at the right time.


Another late free kick.

I love that.

So I guess I learned that they do the whole five kicks per team with a different player per kick but if it's still tied they just keep going until one outscores the other.  well the first one to score past that initial five wins I'm guessing.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 08, 2023, 08:01 AM
His first goal is a copy of a very famous goal against Madrid several years back


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 08, 2023, 08:16 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Aug 07, 2023, 08:49 PM😂😂😂

Weirdest crush I've heard of. Probably true though, they are pretty good friends.

The abuse Beckham got after '98 BTW 😮

I love referring to the "female brain" when I do mock misogyny but stuff like that is real and that's exactly what it is. Another friend once admitted she developed a (mercifully temporary) crush on some open mic comedian who was one of the biggest losers in Montreal because she heard him getting bullied on a podcast and took pity. They rule! It's so much more interesting than what we obsess about in them!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 08, 2023, 08:18 PM
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/8/8/uefa-postpones-aek-athens-dinamo-zagreb-match-after-fan-killed-in-brawl

QuoteUEFA postpones AEK Athens-Dinamo Zagreb match after fan killed in brawl

QuoteA Greek football fan has been stabbed to death during a brawl between supporters of AEK Athens and Croatian club Dinamo Zagreb.

Police said nearly 100 people were arrested after the violent clashes, which led European football's governing body, UEFA, to postpone the Champions League qualifying third-round, first-leg match between the two sides that was due to be played on Tuesday in Greece's capital.

Quote"The Croatian hooligans, who have a long history of links with the far right and violent attacks, crossed the country with one thing in mind – to cause trouble,"

RIP to the deceased.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 10, 2023, 02:12 PM
@jadis

Any predictions for this season?

League winners:
Champions League places:
Relegation:

?

Liverpool

Liverpool, 115 FC, Arsenal, MU and Villa fuck it come on!!!

Forest, Bournemouth, West Ham 🤞
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 10, 2023, 03:01 PM
League winners: Arsenal!
Champions League places: City, United, Liverpool
Relegation: Luton, Wolves, Burnley

You can expect City to have hangover this season imo. First of all, Pep announced that he's off after next season, which will have its psychological effect. Gundogan, the captain, leader and midfield metronome, has left. De Bruyne is increasingly struggling with injuries. But then their substitute striker is Alvarez... Dunno.   

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 10, 2023, 03:18 PM
Quote from: jadis on Aug 10, 2023, 03:01 PMLeague winners: Arsenal!
Champions League places: City, United, Liverpool
Relegation: Luton, Wolves, Burnley

You can expect City to have hangover this season imo. First of all, Pep announced that he's off after next season, which will have its psychological effect. Gundogan, the captain, leader and midfield metronome, has left. De Bruyne is increasingly struggling with injuries. But then their substitute striker is Alvarez... Dunno.   



Did he???

Also 5 CL places this season, stick us on there mate 😏

Forgot Luton tbf. Could go either way with them. Either finish bottom and relegated by March or top half and surprise everyone. Probably the former.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 10, 2023, 04:00 PM
Yep he did https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/jun/12/pep-guardiola-plans-leave-manchester-city-two-years-end-of-contract It dropped just as they were closing in on the treble so it flew under the radar but obviously super consequential

Right, I forgot about the fifth spot. Yeah I think Villa look a good bet, more so than Tottenham. Wonder who else is in the conversation. Brighton?
I'll go with Villa.

I'm curious what makes you think Liverpool will be back to their best. I guess they looked strong toward the end of the season, many promising youngsters... Still, looks like a work in progress to me.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 10, 2023, 09:28 PM
Klopp.

They should get Lavia. Their midfield is wafer thin so they need a bit of luck but they've done it before, and they can always strengthen in January.

Going forward they're as good as anything in the league and at the back they're fine.

But I basically just really trust Klopp, know that Liverpool can do it and also a bit of hope. Plus 115 FC might start to get complacent. They have to get off to a very good start though.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 10, 2023, 09:40 PM
He should probably bin Thiago Alcantara. He is a genius and one of the best players to watch maybe ever but he's never fit. Every few months he waltzes into the team, has a few brilliant games where absolutely everything goes through him and then he gets injured and they have to adapt to playing without him.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 10, 2023, 09:58 PM
@DJChameleon

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cvpo1CSAKAG/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 11, 2023, 12:26 AM
Quote from: jadis on Aug 10, 2023, 09:40 PMHe should probably bin Thiago Alcantara. He is a genius and one of the best players to watch maybe ever but he's never fit. Every few months he waltzes into the team, has a few brilliant games where absolutely everything goes through him and then he gets injured and they have to adapt to playing without him.


Agreed but even with him and assuming they get someone else in, that still only leaves them with 6 midfielders. Looks like they're going to go all out for Caicedo.

The transfer window is really hotting up now. I enjoy the window almost as much as the football tbf. I hope Villa have one more ball tingling signing before it closes.

FOOTBALL!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Aug 11, 2023, 01:13 AM
Quote from: jadis on Aug 10, 2023, 09:58 PM@DJChameleon

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cvpo1CSAKAG/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

yeah I saw that goal on the compilation video that Jimmy posted earlier.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 11, 2023, 09:00 AM
Quote from: DJChameleon on Aug 11, 2023, 01:13 AMyeah I saw that goal on the compilation video that Jimmy posted earlier.

I just thought the boy was really cute with his commentary and how excited he was!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 11, 2023, 01:47 PM
"When Messi has the ball one on one..."

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvXT6dotbH-/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 11, 2023, 02:01 PM
Quote from: jadis on Aug 11, 2023, 01:47 PM"When Messi has the ball one on one..."

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvXT6dotbH-/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

I like that he doesn't showboat. His balance and change of direction is mastered to such a level that he makes it look like he's just running past people because he just does a quick shimmy or turns the other way. It is ultimate efficacy. He does not waste a movement or a slight bit of energy.

Not to take it 'there' but you will see plenty of players who do step overs and needless flicks purely to look flashier and yet it often does very little in terms of beating their man. Messi doesn't do that.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 11, 2023, 05:35 PM
I'm guessing you're not a fan of Neymar?

I used to like him a lot but I think he shot himself in the foot by going to PSG.

My favorite Neymar is still the third violin in the best attacking trio the world has ever seen
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 11, 2023, 05:59 PM
Nope, really don't like him.

Loved Ronaldinho though.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 11, 2023, 08:41 PM
Yeah Ronaldinho, with Messi, is at the top of the "if you don't like him you don't like football" list. Neymar is not on that list...

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 11, 2023, 09:19 PM
Quote from: jadis on Aug 11, 2023, 08:41 PMYeah Ronaldinho, with Messi, is at the top of the "if you don't like him you don't like football" list. Neymar is not on that list...



Agreed.

You watching this BTW? Burnley definitely should have had a penalty.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 11, 2023, 11:28 PM
Nah I'll watch MOTD tomorrow. But I hear De Bruyne came off injured, which doesn't bode well for them
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 12, 2023, 04:10 PM
#MessiWatch


(https://media1.tenor.com/images/17c231310f6d06463705023dd22a1cac/tenor.gif?itemid=5133380)

🤴🏻

Also there's a guy in the comments who thinks scoring two goals a game is normal lol.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 12, 2023, 05:39 PM
Damn

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ct6tVCigr2N/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 12, 2023, 08:32 PM
:(
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 13, 2023, 10:13 AM
There are days like this, where everything goes wrong. When it's on Day 1 it's a welcome reality check, however harsh. Too bad about the injury to Mings, looked very bad
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 13, 2023, 02:49 PM
Quote from: jadis on Aug 13, 2023, 10:13 AMThere are days like this, where everything goes wrong. When it's on Day 1 it's a welcome reality check, however harsh. Too bad about the injury to Mings, looked very bad

Mings has had serious injuries before so he will know when it is bad. And this was bad. That he had to have the gas and air masks and was crying his eyes out says it all.

It'll be an ACL tear and he will be out for a year. And at his age it's possible he won't play for us again.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 14, 2023, 05:43 PM
Neymar joining Saudi Arabia's Al-Hilal in £86m deal (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/aug/14/neymar-saudi-arabia-al-hilal-86m-psg)

A fitting final chapter to his career. Fucking off to Saudi at an age when most elite footballers are still at the peak of their powers.

Consistent with his decision to leave the team with Messi, Iniesta and Suarez for a Qatari project.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 14, 2023, 06:32 PM
Neymar threw his career away for money.

Entirely his choice but you get loads of people saying he's underrated. Well this is partly why. Also he's just not that good nor is he particularly likeable.

It'd be good to see a complete list of all the Saudi signings since Ronaldo went there as well.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 14, 2023, 08:12 PM
I don't see how Brazil's 2nd all time top scorer can be "not that good". He's achieved a lot, could've achieved a lot more.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 14, 2023, 08:34 PM
He's overrated. 2nd top goalscorer is just one of those freak stats. Brazil now are not what they were, they haven't had a top striker for almost 20 years, of course he's going to play loads and rack up the goals when he's pretty much the only decent one. Players like Hulk getting 50 caps. Even our Wesley played for them.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 14, 2023, 08:51 PM
Yeah this I have to agree with. Not a fan of stats myself. But some of what I've seen from him, esp in Barcelona, was very impressive, when he played as a left winger/second striker. But there was about a month in 2016 I think where Messi was out injured and he was in more of a free role and led has them.

Watch his assists in this video (https://youtu.be/z0OYaWslodE?t=250). Makes sense to watch just for Messi btw! 

So overall yeah, he's better when he's the icing on a great team than when he's the leader. Maybe this does make him overrated. Still, pretty damn good.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 15, 2023, 12:22 PM
https://talksport.com/football/1533610/man-united-wolves-officials-axed-penalty/

QuoteThe officials at the centre of the penalty controversy during Manchester United vs Wolves have been dropped from next weekend's fixtures.

Referee Simon Hooper, video assistant ref Michael Sailsbury and assistant VAR Richard West have been omitted following their decision not to award Wolves a late penalty.

QuoteWolves boss Gary O'Neil later revealed that PGMOL's Jon Moss apologised to him admitting Wolves were denied a "blatant penalty"

What good is that now?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 15, 2023, 08:30 PM
They may have lost all their aura and fear factor and everything else at Old Trafford but they keep getting the decisions as though Fergie's still in the dugout
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 16, 2023, 12:21 AM
"We make fun of women's football but wtf was this?"

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvYBX9zIhQY/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 16, 2023, 12:19 PM
@Marie Monday Sarina Wiegman is so cute. She's like a little kitten. I want to be friends with her.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Aug 16, 2023, 11:47 PM
And she's sending her team to the finals for the fourth time in a row, what a woman
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 17, 2023, 04:36 PM
Quote from: Marie Monday on Aug 16, 2023, 11:47 PMAnd she's sending her team to the finals for the fourth time in a row, what a woman

https://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/38207135/fa-consider-wiegman-southgate-england-successor

Thoughts?

There's no reason why a woman can't be a top coach. She would have to have a thick skin and be able to get the respect of the players though, and seeing as she has coached in men's football already then why not. You see female coaches in other sports. I know Andy Murray has had them.

What do you reckon?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 17, 2023, 08:33 PM
Chelsea fear Reece James will be out for months with hamstring injury (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/aug/17/chelsea-brennan-johnson-nottingham-forest-lewis-hall-newcastle)


Damn. He's an absolute monster of a player but being injured all the bloody time is a problem
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Aug 17, 2023, 10:27 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Aug 17, 2023, 04:36 PMhttps://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/38207135/fa-consider-wiegman-southgate-england-successor

Thoughts?

There's no reason why a woman can't be a top coach. She would have to have a thick skin and be able to get the respect of the players though, and seeing as she has coached in men's football already then why not. You see female coaches in other sports. I know Andy Murray has had them.

What do you reckon?
she's already a top coach, she's choaching a team that will play a world cup final. Like you're saying, there's no reason why she couldn't choach the men's top either
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 18, 2023, 02:01 AM
9 in 6 now for Messi. Scored in every game since he's been in the USA.

This latest one is great:


Physically he obviously isn't what he was ten years ago but mentally he's better than ever. He has grown into a leader with such a commanding presence now and it is amazing. Watching his career he's been criticised for many things, people used to say he couldn't score free kicks, he wasn't a leader like Diego was or that he wasn't great for Argentina, but every time he proves the critics wrong and just keeps adding to his game.

Incredible when you think he used to struggle with anxiety and vomit on the pitch regularly -
https://ideas.ted.com/how-to-handle-anxiety-lionel-messi/
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 18, 2023, 12:11 PM
Early days but City's midfield without Gundogan and De Bruyne looks nothing like last year's unplayable machine. Also Cole Palmer is a gifted young player but no way he's ready to step into Mahrez's shoes 
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 19, 2023, 07:31 AM
Lol https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvNXCREolSJ/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 19, 2023, 08:53 PM
Mitoma has to be one of the best players in the league right now. What the hell do they need Milner for though? 
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Aug 20, 2023, 03:05 PM
Congrats to Spain! I wanted anyone but England to win the World Cup so I was constantly rooting against England the entire time.


I also watched a match with Messi last night that ended in the shootout thing and they were going so long but Miami ended up winning against thanks to the goalie.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 20, 2023, 04:23 PM
England were absolutely dreadful. Can't even remember a shot on goal.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Mindy on Aug 20, 2023, 08:56 PM
its called FOOTBALL!  8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Aug 20, 2023, 09:48 PM
I haven't seen the match yet but based on how they generally play the prettiest football I'm glad Spain won
Go Aitana, Ona, and all the rest <3
A pity about their scummy coach though

Also @jimmy jazz, the excellent Dutch goalie Daphne van Domselaar is going to Villa!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 20, 2023, 09:55 PM
Quote from: Marie Monday on Aug 20, 2023, 09:48 PMI haven't seen the match yet but based on how they generally play the prettiest football I'm glad Spain won
Go Aitana, Ona, and all the rest <3
A pity about their scummy coach though

Also @jimmy jazz, the excellent Dutch goalie Daphne van Domselaar is going to Villa!

They passed it way better and played decent stuff in the first half.

Second half they chose instead to shithouse their way to full time by diving, rolling around and so on. I don't hold that against them BTW. At the end of the day you do what it takes to win.

England could barely put two passes together it was embarrassing.

The pundits said there is a word in Dutch that means 'speakability' and the concept is like you can speak about anything, do you know what word it was? It sounded pretty long and there was an S or two in there I think.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Aug 20, 2023, 10:19 PM
Bespreekbaarheid? Meaning that things are ok to talk about? As in the opposite of things being taboo
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 20, 2023, 10:22 PM
Quote from: Marie Monday on Aug 20, 2023, 10:19 PMBespreekbaarheid? Meaning that things are ok to talk about? As in the opposite of things being taboo

Yes :)

I did a Twitter search to see if it was that.

Quotebbc presenter trying to pronounce "bespreekbaarheid" is the highlight of my day pls 😂😂😂

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Aug 21, 2023, 12:47 AM
I don't want to imagine what that attempt at pronunciation sounded like :/
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 22, 2023, 12:37 AM
On Wednesday Villa will play our first European match in 12 years. After being relegated and the club nearly liquidating I wasn't sure I'd see the day Villa would play in Europe again but here we are.


Its been a long journey back 🥹

Away to Scottish club Hibernian.

And it's on TV  8)

We're brilliant right now UTV 🟣🔵
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 22, 2023, 08:25 AM
Against Everton they looked great though Everton looking like absolute shit helped 
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 23, 2023, 08:41 PM
Great game love it 😂👍

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 24, 2023, 03:27 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CviNBzCIT-D/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 24, 2023, 04:26 PM
lol seen a few of them. David Pleat has quite a lot of these if you look him up.

One of my favourites from recent times:


Live on TV during the World Cup this was.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 24, 2023, 04:42 PM
I do remember Pleat as a pundit on BBC or whatever channel I watched football on. Esp during the 2009 CL final, where he was all in for United and annoyingly worshipful of Ronaldo. But even he had to concede Xavi and Iniesta were pretty good in midfield in that match...
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 24, 2023, 04:44 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Aug 24, 2023, 04:26 PMlol seen a few of them. David Pleat has quite a lot of these if you look him up.

One of my favourites from recent times:


Live on TV during the World Cup this was.




No wonder the editor or whatever that's called kept the camera on her, to keep Keano's face out of the frame
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 24, 2023, 07:02 PM
The first goal here is one of the most stunning things I've seen on a football pitch. There wasn't any space there! 

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 24, 2023, 07:09 PM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvxIPfgtAGD/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 24, 2023, 08:23 PM
Love the Messi content. He got another two assists for Miami.

This is my top 5 Messi moments.

vs Iran, last minute winner in the match in the 2014 World Cup:

vs Arsenal, best individual half ever?

vs Real Madrid, last minute winner to go ahead in the title race:

vs Ecuador, Argentina struggling to qualify for the World Cup and then they go 1-0 down. This was off the back of three consecutive final losses (2014-2016) and Messi was getting slaughtered by his critics:

vs México, imo this is probably the most important and defining goal of his career. After that loss vs Saudi Arabia and the penalty miss this really changed the momentum for Argentina:

Here's a video of his dribbling. I could have posted loads of videos but this is just the one I chose:

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 24, 2023, 09:53 PM
Soccerball

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvVp6TPojW_/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 24, 2023, 10:50 PM
Quote from: jadis on Aug 24, 2023, 09:53 PMSoccerball

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CvVp6TPojW_/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

They are taking it to heart on the comments.

That sucks, dude :(
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Aug 25, 2023, 08:23 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Aug 24, 2023, 08:23 PMLove the Messi content. He got another two assists for Miami.

This is my top 5 Messi moments.

vs Iran, last minute winner in the match in the 2014 World Cup:

vs Arsenal, best individual half ever?

vs Real Madrid, last minute winner to go ahead in the title race:

vs Ecuador, Argentina struggling to qualify for the World Cup and then they go 1-0 down. This was off the back of three consecutive final losses (2014-2016) and Messi was getting slaughtered by his critics:

vs México, imo this is probably the most important and defining goal of his career. After that loss vs Saudi Arabia and the penalty miss this really changed the momentum for Argentina:

Here's a video of his dribbling. I could have posted loads of videos but this is just the one I chose:



I love that last video of Messi. I feel like such a phony in general only getting into Footy because of him. Now I know how people that only used to start watching basketball because of Michael Jordan when he was on the Bulls.

I don't care though he's amazing to watch. I'm such a Messi fanboy to the point that I want to get a jersey with his name on it.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 25, 2023, 12:58 PM
Quote from: DJChameleon on Aug 25, 2023, 08:23 AMI love that last video of Messi. I feel like such a phony in general only getting into Footy because of him. Now I know how people that only used to start watching basketball because of Michael Jordan when he was on the Bulls.

I don't care though he's amazing to watch. I'm such a Messi fanboy to the point that I want to get a jersey with his name on it.

Nothing wrong with it, this is definitely a bandwagon worth being on mate.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 26, 2023, 12:40 AM
Although it might not sound that daft now I'm going to say it as I've thought it for a year two now and I said the same after seeing Haaland for Dortmund early on. Jude Bellingham is going to go down as one of the greatest players ever to play the game.

In an age where transfer fees are ludicrously excessive he is the one player that is worth every penny of the £100m.

You simply do not see this maturity, intelligence and influence in a midfielder of his age. It's so exceptionally rare. Maybe the only other one was Duncan Edwards. I'm so glad he is English (and a Brummie 💪😎)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 26, 2023, 10:22 AM
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CuJ_K3vMYss/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 26, 2023, 11:07 AM
Spain football federation threatens to sue protesting female players (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/aug/26/spain-football-federation-threatens-to-sue-protesting-female-players)

Not directly related but reminds me of something I once read by a female French sports journalist on what she went through working in Montpellier or Marseille, not sure which one but it was southern France. Her first job for a local newspaper as a young woman straight out of uni was covering the city's football team (which she supported), including regularly coming to the training ground. It was the men's team (this was quite some time ago). The team's owner or CEO or sporting director would make sexual remarks at her each time he saw her, increasingly of a graphic nature. She has grown really scared of him, tried not to ever be alone in his company but he didn't give a shit how public it was, he would say stuff like "I'll fuck that pretty little ass of yours" in front of other men, who would laugh it off. What broke her down to tears and made her quit was when he said it in front of his adult daughter, who laughed with everyone else instead of coming to her defense. She couldn't hold back tears when she saw that and couldn't take it any longer.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Aug 26, 2023, 01:41 PM
So when I first heard about the infamous kiss I thought it was just spur of the moment celebrating and not that big of a deal but I changed my mind on that when the players decided to strike as long as the guy is still owner. This means that homeboy was a habitual line stepper and he has other shit he did in the past that they didn't like and this was the final straw.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 26, 2023, 02:32 PM
You wouldn't see teams going on strike in the men's game and I can think of several times when they should have done it. Spanish women showing a lot of courage.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 26, 2023, 05:25 PM
Just imagine playing football with Messi and not knowing you're playing football with Messi!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CtR_-A1NB-3/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 26, 2023, 05:39 PM
That dog is huge. The Eddie Hall of the dog world.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Aug 26, 2023, 08:16 PM
Quote from: DJChameleon on Aug 26, 2023, 01:41 PMSo when I first heard about the infamous kiss I thought it was just spur of the moment celebrating and not that big of a deal but I changed my mind on that when the players decided to strike as long as the guy is still owner. This means that homeboy was a habitual line stepper and he has other shit he did in the past that they didn't like and this was the final straw.
yep this has more or less been confirmed by the head of La Liga. And in any case, it is really inappropriate for someone in Rubiales' position to kiss one of the players in that way, even if it is a spur of the moment thing. Certainly worth getting angry over, and his aggressive doubling down justifies firing the dude imo
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 27, 2023, 11:49 AM
Burnley will pose a better barometer of Aston Villa's rapid rise under Unai Emery (https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2023/aug/26/burnley-will-pose-a-better-barometer-of-aston-villas-rapid-rise-under-unai-emery)


Quoteit was intriguing to hear Sir Alex Ferguson say that Aston Villa had played "fantastic football" in their 5-1 defeat at Newcastle on the opening weekend of the season – even if there was immediate apparent vindication as they beat Everton 4-0 in their next game.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 27, 2023, 11:55 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Aug 26, 2023, 12:40 AMAlthough it might not sound that daft now I'm going to say it as I've thought it for a year two now and I said the same after seeing Haaland for Dortmund early on. Jude Bellingham is going to go down as one of the greatest players ever to play the game.

In an age where transfer fees are ludicrously excessive he is the one player that is worth every penny of the £100m.

You simply do not see this maturity, intelligence and influence in a midfielder of his age. It's so exceptionally rare. Maybe the only other one was Duncan Edwards. I'm so glad he is English (and a Brummie 💪😎)


Yeah he looks like the real deal. All the makings of a future Ballon d'Or winner

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 27, 2023, 02:04 PM
Quote from: jadis on Aug 27, 2023, 11:49 AMBurnley will pose a better barometer of Aston Villa's rapid rise under Unai Emery (https://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2023/aug/26/burnley-will-pose-a-better-barometer-of-aston-villas-rapid-rise-under-unai-emery)



I saw that :laughing:

Not sure about that but if the great man says so then who am I to disagree.

Fergie 8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 27, 2023, 03:53 PM
The second goal Villa just scored makes that goal Carlos Alberto scored in 1970 for Brazil seem average.

Absolutely incredible stuff from Villa. Villa look and are playing like a genuinely top class team.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 27, 2023, 06:27 PM
I love zlatan, one of the genuinely funny footballers. megalomaniacal and can have a laugh about it

https://www.instagram.com/p/CwaCf2rMHLk/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 28, 2023, 07:57 AM
Pep can be so weird at times. Everyone was talking last week about Foden's sensational performance against Newcastle and how he's great in the middle and is the solution in De Bruyne's absence. So naturally he would bench him in a game where they could use his incisiveness.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 28, 2023, 12:16 PM
Everton have played three, lost three and haven't scored a goal. Maybe this is the year they finally go. They have been so lucky to avoid it the last two seasons.

Glad Liverpool won cos I don't want them too far behind MC after Villa have beaten them on Sunday 8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Aug 28, 2023, 06:56 PM
Spain's top criminal court examines Luis Rubiales's actions, while football chief's mother goes on hunger strike to support him
 (https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/aug/28/spanish-football-chiefs-mother-declares-hunger-strike-in-support-of-him)

I don't watch women's football but it's pretty (bitterly) ironic that the ultimate achievement in this sport is completely overshadowed by something of a sexual nature a man did to a woman. For all the obvious good that will come out of this...

 
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Gandalf on Aug 28, 2023, 09:32 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Aug 28, 2023, 12:16 PMEverton have played three, lost three and haven't scored a goal. Maybe this is the year they finally go. They have been so lucky to avoid it the last two seasons.

Glad Liverpool won cos I don't want them too far behind MC after Villa have beaten them on Sunday 8)
I reckon Sean Dyche will be the first manager to go this season. It doesn't seem to be working out for him at Everton.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Aug 29, 2023, 11:58 PM
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/a7LefEuF824

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Sep 02, 2023, 02:39 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 24, 2023, 10:29 PMWatch out for Cameron Archer.

I would describe him as the 2nd coming of Michael Owen.

He just guarantees goals.

💯

1 goal and a screamer off the post and in off Pickford in the first half of his debut for Sheffield United.

We have a buy back clause thank fuck.


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Sep 06, 2023, 11:08 PM
The Ballon d'Or nominees are out lads.

We all supporting Messi then?

Also Emiliano Martínez has made the list. Proud 🥹
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Sep 08, 2023, 12:36 PM
Argentina 1 - 0 Ecuador.


Another late winner. He's become a fucking monster at free kicks. He was never bad at them, but past five years or so he's making Beckham look like a Conference player 😯
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Sep 20, 2023, 02:33 AM
https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11678/12964783/newcastle-fan-to-be-discharged-from-hospital-after-stabbing-in-milan

English fans! Boooooo!

Oh no sorry its actually the Italians going on the stab yet again.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Sep 20, 2023, 11:43 PM
The dark sides of supporter culture seems so brutish. Stabbing and beating up people over soccer? Cray.

Are there American football hooligans or Pakistani cricket hooligans or is this a European soccer problem?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Sep 21, 2023, 12:18 AM
Quote from: Guybrush on Sep 20, 2023, 11:43 PMThe dark sides of supporter culture seems so brutish. Stabbing and beating up people over soccer? Cray.

Are there American football hooligans or Pakistani cricket hooligans or is this a European soccer problem?

I don't know much about cricket but you do get trouble when Pakistan play India. Ironically enough that happens here also, this is from Birmingham (I'm from there) - https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/black-country/what-led-ugly-scenes-violence-25060424

A third of this city is Islamic (mostly Pakistani so they have a big support here) and that has its roots in history and religion more than just a cricket match but you can say the same about Rangers vs Celtic up in Scotland. Rangers/Celtic is about a lot more than football (Catholicism/Protestantism/Northern Ireland, national identity etc) and the clubs make those tensions a lot worse.

I also have an interest in South American football, particularly Argentina. The violence there is pretty much as bad as it gets. A few years ago away fans were banned from the games because players were attacked with tear gas coming out of the tunnel. (https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/9850627/boca-juniors-v-river-plate-abandoned-after-tear-gas-attack) FIFA took a qualifying place from that confederation for the World Cup if I remember correctly. People get killed. The big one is Boca vs River, two huge clubs from Buenos Aires. They met in a cup final a few years back and the second leg had to be moved to Europe because of violence.  (https://www.reuters.com/article/uk-soccer-libertadores-riv-boj-explainer-idUKKBN1O61MC)

Eastern Europe and Italy are the two hotpots for fan violence imo.

I do highlight these incidents because I think England's reputation is unfair and based on decades old incidents which don't happen any more which is why I tend to bring it up, and also the popularity of English football. It's the most widely watched league in the world and anything English fans do gets blown massively out of proportion. Most people don't give a shit about Galatasaray vs Fenerbahce (https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/besiktas-v-galatasaray-violence-mans-2296118) or what Eintracht Frankfurt have been getting up to (https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/64970500) but they know the Premier League or what trends online and think it's unique to us and I do get annoyed by it tbf.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Sep 23, 2023, 01:54 AM
Thanks for your informative post, JJ 🙂

It isn't my impression that english hooligans are particularly bad, but that the bad eggs can be found anywhere. I was friendly with a guy from my old town that considered himself part of the casuals (?) subculture. I think they used to arrange fights with other teams' supporters.. though that's not nearly as bad as just jumping people, of course.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Sep 23, 2023, 03:17 AM
Yes mate the name of the subculture is casuals and there are loads of them here still, but it's more of a fashion thing than fighting these days. The clothing is very popular among football fans.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Sep 23, 2023, 09:16 AM
Unfortunately, I'm pretty sure the guy I was friendly with was also a nazi (!). I never spoke with him about that sort of stuff, but I know he loved nazi punk and I heard some stories later on.

This was around the turn of the century.

I'm not sure if that's also a common association with casuals culture. I hope not 😐
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Sep 23, 2023, 12:28 PM
Na it's not. You get people from all over the political spectrum and not even into politics at all.

They do tend to like the same music though. Usually Oasis and Stone Roses. Two bands I can't stand tbh.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Oct 03, 2023, 07:26 PM
@Trollheart you seen much of Villa recently? Doing really well now. Result at the weekend was incredible.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Oct 22, 2023, 12:33 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Sep 23, 2023, 12:28 PMNa it's not. You get people from all over the political spectrum and not even into politics at all.

They do tend to like the same music though. Usually Oasis and Stone Roses. Two bands I can't stand tbh.

Stone Roses have this legendary status, so I've given them a shot like twice, but.. didn't seem that interesting to me.

I was never really into Oasis. Having to pick between the two big, I'd go with Blur, but my britpop jam was Supergrass 😄
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Oct 22, 2023, 03:58 AM
Agreed. Stone Roses have to be my most hated band. So overhyped it's unreal. As a comparison, The Las only album came out the year after, is miles better than it and yet doesn't get anywhere near the recognition. Lee Mavers can actually sing as well.

Oasis are also shit but at least they put out several albums and haven't been living off one album for the last 34 years.

Blur shit on both of them easily of course.

Rant over  8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Oct 29, 2023, 05:18 PM
@Marie Monday are you following what's been happening with Ajax?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Oct 29, 2023, 07:49 PM
Not really actually, what's up?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Oct 29, 2023, 09:03 PM
Quote from: Marie Monday on Oct 29, 2023, 07:49 PMNot really actually, what's up?

Fan riots, game disruptions, protests, bottom of the league, smashed again today by PSV and gonna get relegated.

Sinking like a lead balloon.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Oct 29, 2023, 09:57 PM
Wtf
What's the cause? At least the women are doing all right
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Oct 29, 2023, 10:03 PM
Quote from: Marie Monday on Oct 29, 2023, 09:57 PMWtf
What's the cause? At least the women are doing all right

I know they stopped one of the games because of the owners but they've actually spent a load of money, just probably on shit players.

Even with shit players, Ajax are so much stronger then most of the other clubs they shouldn't be bottom of the Eredivisie. Maybe something else is going on.

🤷�♂️
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Oct 30, 2023, 10:32 PM
Congratulations to Lionel Messi on his eighth Ballon d'Or.

The greatest there ever was, is and ever will be.

🇦🇷
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Nov 02, 2023, 09:44 PM
Fucking typical this is.

All the years I've been posting on Mb and here and how shit Villa have been and something special might be about to happen and no fucker wants to talk to me about it.

https://www.skysports.com/football/news/11095/12990636/fortress-home-ground-serial-winner-in-the-dug-out-rivals-in-transition-are-aston-villa-genuine-title-contenders

Since this Villa have played two games more games and won 4-1 and 3-1.

Not just beating teams but hammering them in most games now.

Forest on Sunday please don't lose and make me look silly but fucking hell when people are even mentioning the T word now you know we are good  :'(

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Nov 04, 2023, 03:03 AM
@jimmy jazz I'd like to help you out with your soccer discussion, but then I try to decipher paragraphs like this and I'm too much of an idiot:

Quote from: jimmy jazz on Nov 02, 2023, 09:44 PMForest on Sunday please don't lose and make me look silly but fucking hell when people are even mentioning the T word now you know we are good  :'(

Forest is a team that you hope will win against Villa?

What's the T word? Tarantula? Teenybopper? Tubthumping?

I'm sorry.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Meatwad on Nov 04, 2023, 07:20 AM
Quote from: Guybrush on Nov 04, 2023, 03:03 AM@jimmy jazz I'd like to help you out with your soccer discussion, but then I try to decipher paragraphs like this and I'm too much of an idiot:

Forest is a team that you hope will win against Villa?

What's the T word? Tarantula? Teenybopper? Tubthumping?

I'm sorry.

Nottingham Forest.

T = Title.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Nov 04, 2023, 07:27 AM
Quote from: Meatwad on Nov 04, 2023, 07:20 AMNottingham Forest.

T = Title.

In that case, I too will side with the merry men of Nottingham Forest and their just cause.

Tally ho!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Nov 04, 2023, 03:27 PM
No sorry. I hope Villa WIN against Forest. I am a Villa fan. Villa have to WIN.

This is a pro Villa forum.

We all need to get behind VILLA.

Villa are obviously not going to win the title (1% chance according to the stat freaks and supercomputers) but I am dreaming.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Nov 14, 2023, 10:46 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/8M8CHPj/Screenshot-20231114-214311.jpg)

And now it has started. We're obviously not going to win the league but the fact this graphic exists and Sky have even posted it is surreal. One year ago we were looking like being relegated.

We're three points off the top.

Our next game is Tottenham and I honestly think we can win it. If we can stay in the conversation until January then we can get a couple of players in and maybe have a good chance of getting into the CL.

What a time to be alive  :'(
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Nov 14, 2023, 11:47 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Nov 14, 2023, 10:46 PM(https://i.ibb.co/8M8CHPj/Screenshot-20231114-214311.jpg)

And now it has started. We're obviously not going to win the league but the fact this graphic exists and Sky have even posted it is surreal. One year ago we were looking like being relegated.

We're three points off the top.

Our next game is Tottenham and I honestly think we can win it. If we can stay in the conversation until January then we can get a couple of players in and maybe have a good chance of getting into the CL.

What a time to be alive  :'(

Oh well, that's fun. I like rooting for the underdogs. I'll send Villa some positive thoughts.

When's the game against Tottenham?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Nov 15, 2023, 12:28 AM
Not this weekend, next weekend. The internationals are taking place this week.

Do you follow Norway much?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Nov 17, 2023, 04:04 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 10, 2023, 02:45 PMThey're already in about £140m of debt and are making losses of about £100m every year for the past four years (which is why they're in trouble with the league and facing a points deduction). They have to pay £200m for this new stadium. Goodison is probably worth about £10m, it's falling down. How many of the players are on huge, long term contracts? That will mean they will struggle to even give them away for free. I think you are seriously over valuing their squad, they don't have many saleable assets, they sold Richarlison and Gordon already. How are they going to pay these PL wages if they get relegated and lose their PL money?

In short, they're in deep trouble. And Moshiri isn't getting £500m.

Deducted 10 points today.

Its worth pointing out that Everton faced one charge, cooperated fully with the investigation and were not deemed to have gained an on pitch advantage.

Man City have 115 charges, and you know the rest.

There is no way MC can get off with a slap on the wrist now.

@Trollheart
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Nov 17, 2023, 05:48 PM
Meanwhile the Ajax women have defeated PSG in the champions League group stage, absolutely insane
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Meatwad on Nov 17, 2023, 10:50 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Nov 17, 2023, 04:04 PMDeducted 10 points today.

Its worth pointing out that Everton faced one charge, cooperated fully with the investigation and were not deemed to have gained an on pitch advantage.

Man City have 115 charges, and you know the rest.

There is no way MC can get off with a slap on the wrist now.

@Trollheart

Man City might as well be relegated to non-league and be made to play teams such as Bromley and Hartlepool.  :laughing:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Nov 18, 2023, 01:59 AM
Quote from: Meatwad on Nov 17, 2023, 10:50 PMMan City might as well be relegated to non-league and be made to play teams such as Bromley and Hartlepool.  :laughing:

Hopefully they'll be dreaming it was only relegation by the time people are done with them. Trophies need to be stripped.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Gandalf on Nov 19, 2023, 01:16 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Nov 17, 2023, 04:04 PMDeducted 10 points today.

Its worth pointing out that Everton faced one charge, cooperated fully with the investigation and were not deemed to have gained an on pitch advantage.

Man City have 115 charges, and you know the rest.

There is no way MC can get off with a slap on the wrist now.

@Trollheart
If Man City and Chelsea get relegated because of these charges, it will be a victory for football and sport in general.
But it probably won't happen because of strings being pulled somewhere, or brown envelopes being passed.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Nov 19, 2023, 03:22 PM
Quote from: Gandalf on Nov 19, 2023, 01:16 PMIf Man City and Chelsea get relegated because of these charges, it will be a victory for football and sport in general.
But it probably won't happen because of strings being pulled somewhere, or brown envelopes being passed.

I think that but then why go so hard on Everton? They can't let either of them off lightly now.

Relegation isn't enough for me anyway, when Juventus were caught cheating in the mid 00s they had their league titles taken away for that period (as well as relegation). That's the minimum that should happen here.

I think that clubs should refuse to play MC until these charges are dealt with and if that's not possible for legal reasons then the fans should boycott the games. It's disgusting to pay to watch your team have 20% possession at home and lose 4-0 against a team that has been illegally put together.

I really hate them BTW.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Nov 19, 2023, 07:52 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Nov 15, 2023, 12:28 AMNot this weekend, next weekend. The internationals are taking place this week.

Do you follow Norway much?

Not at all. I've never managed to maintain an interest in the sport.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Nov 26, 2023, 10:55 PM
https://www.premierleague.com/tables

This time last year we were 16th.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Nov 26, 2023, 11:42 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Nov 26, 2023, 10:55 PMhttps://www.premierleague.com/tables

This time last year we were 16th.


Nice 🙂

What did they do? Sack the old team and hire a new one?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Nov 27, 2023, 01:45 AM
Quote from: Guybrush on Nov 26, 2023, 11:42 PMNice 🙂

What did they do? Sack the old team and hire a new one?

Sacked the old manager got a new one.

The new one was a bit if a surprise as his reputation was so good. It's changed everything.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Dec 01, 2023, 06:04 PM
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-67588149

Saw the video of a policeman on fire and screaming. Polish fans also broke into Villa Park, threw missiles into the crowd and beat up a lad outside the Tesco near the ground. Plenty of footage all over Twitter of the trouble.

46 arrests. We now seemingly have a friendship with Alkmaar, who also experienced the wrath of the Polish hooligans when they played them.

Grr, English fans!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Dec 09, 2023, 01:12 AM
Well I've just about recovered from Wednesday.

Villa are the talk of the footballing world after dominating Man City from start to finish. The scoreline was 1-0 but it was the most one sided 1-0 you'll ever see. 4-0 would not have flattered us.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2023/dec/07/football-daily-email-aston-villa


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Dec 09, 2023, 11:28 AM
I'm happy for you, mate 🙂 must be a fun time to be a Villa fan.

Here, Villa is an old-fashioned sugary, brownish soda:

(https://www.toolbox.as/image/andre/928457.jpg-1?width=330&crop=none&v=635959172855070000)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Dec 09, 2023, 01:51 PM
Thank you @Guybrush

I'd drink it!!!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Dec 10, 2023, 10:38 PM

The general opinion among football fans and pundits was, if we beat Arsenal then we have it be taken seriously. Last night, Villa did beat Arsenal.

The goal:



Something special might be happening. They are now genuinely talking about us as potential title challengers.

Wtf is going on.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Dec 17, 2023, 05:29 PM
Won again 😭😭😭

@jadis party with me
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Dec 17, 2023, 08:03 PM
happy for you :)
meanwhile the arsenal women have already messed up their chance to top the league after their stunning win against chelsea last week
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EAmr-PAWsAEoiWR?format=jpg)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Dec 22, 2023, 04:01 PM
The Guardian has published their annual 100 best players piece. I look forward to this every year.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/dec/19/the-100-best-male-footballers-in-the-world-2023

Some observations:

- If England don't win anything with this team I may give up hope.

- Bellingham ranked 2nd is incredible. I don't disagree with it but it's just unreal. By the time he's finished provided he avoids injury he's going to be in the Messi/Maradona/Zidane bracket.

- Emi Martínez number 42  8)



Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Dec 22, 2023, 07:36 PM
same, I'm eager for the women's list to come out in January. It feels odd to see that I hardly recognise any of the names here anymore though, after not having followed the men's game for so long
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Dec 23, 2023, 12:57 PM
Last night our team failed to win.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/67809098

It was an opportunity missed, but given the circumstances, a point gained and not the end of the world.

 8)

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Mindy on Dec 27, 2023, 08:34 PM
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Mindy on Dec 30, 2023, 10:09 PM
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Jan 19, 2024, 04:51 PM
That save by Martinez from a deflected shot is a save of the season contender
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Jan 19, 2024, 11:17 PM
Quote from: jadis on Jan 19, 2024, 04:51 PMThat save by Martinez from a deflected shot is a save of the season contender

Yep.

He made one against Odegaard where he dived just as the ball had been hit, basically gambled on him going that way and he saved it.

Told you we'd be in the hunt for the CL places this season.

Maybe even more 😭
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Gandalf on Jan 26, 2024, 09:42 PM
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/68104699

Jurgen Klopp to leave Liverpool at the end of the season.

All we need now is for Pep to leave Man City, and we'll have a very interesting Premier League next season.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Feb 19, 2024, 09:17 PM
MLS starts again in two days. I thought I'd post Messi's highlights from his short time last season. This season he will have the full pre-season and be going from the start. So Inter Miami should be looking to challenge for the title. They have also signed Luis Suárez on a free.




Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Feb 20, 2024, 08:24 PM
@jimmy jazz do you just support the Villa or have you got secondary clubs of some kind?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Feb 20, 2024, 09:03 PM
Quote from: Marie Monday on Feb 20, 2024, 08:24 PM@jimmy jazz do you just support the Villa or have you got secondary clubs of some kind?

No I just support Villa and obviously the national team. But Villa is always first.

I respect a lot of clubs. Rangers, Dortmund, Ajax (not just saying that because of you, been the case for years because of Cruyff and their academy), Forest, Everton.

What was your reason for asking?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Feb 20, 2024, 11:29 PM
Just curiosity!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Feb 23, 2024, 01:52 PM
Quote from: Marie Monday on Feb 20, 2024, 11:29 PMJust curiosity!

Villa vs Ajax drawn together in Europe  8)

Should be a great tie. Villa fans aren't a bad bunch and I doubt Ajax will act the twat in Brum so hopefully will be a good occasion.

Three Little Birds 🐦🐦🐦
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Feb 23, 2024, 05:42 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/6tGSdnw/Screenshot-20240223-164118.jpg)

Ajax manager  8) 🤝
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Feb 23, 2024, 10:58 PM
oh how lovely! And the Ajax women are still in the Champions League <3 I hope the men will be doing better soon

I guess my football supportership is a bit more complicated, for the women Arsenal, Ajax, and then roughly in order Frankfurt, PSG, Villa, and Barcelona, for the men (as far as I keep up with it) Ajax, and then Villa, Arsenal, Barcelona I suppose
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Mindy on Feb 26, 2024, 04:49 PM
this was a good match
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 03, 2024, 09:37 PM
Beat Tottenham next Sunday and that should be us in the Champions League for next season.

A fitting way to celebrate our 150th birthday.

A terrific season from Unai and the boys that could end up being even better.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Mar 04, 2024, 12:12 PM
Phil Foden has to be one of the very best players in the world right now. Absolutely unreal technique, balance, finishing, everything. Needs so little backlift to get unstoppable shots out.

A front five of Kane, Foden, Bellingham, Grealish, Saka with Rice sitting behind them is pound for pound the best midfield/attack combo of any international team. Though from what I know of Southgate he'll probably play Henderson instead of Grealish and find a way to make even Foden and Bellingham boring and predictable.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 04, 2024, 12:41 PM
Pickford

Walker - Stones - Konsa - Chilwell

Trent - Rice

Saka - Bellingham - Foden

Kane

Watkins, Gordon, Sterling, Rashford, Grealish and Palmer to come off the bench too.

Anything less than winning the trophy will be failure this summer.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Mar 05, 2024, 12:29 AM
Right, I forgot Trent. He's brilliant in central midfield.

Grealish's having a tough season but after he's been a central cog in an all-conquering side last season he has to be in the consideration for the starting 11 IMO.

England has to capitalize on this generation. I'm not sure this pool of talent is less stunning than Spain in 2010.

If Reece James manages to get over the injuries he'll be the best right back in the world in no time. A huge if though.



Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 05, 2024, 09:36 PM
The attack is as strong as anything in my lifetime with the exception of the early 00s Brazil team. Ronaldo, Rivaldo, Ronaldinho and Kaka takes some beating. Though there is more depth.

We're outright favourites going into a tournament, I can't recall that ever being the case before.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Mar 07, 2024, 04:12 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Mar 04, 2024, 12:41 PM
Pickford

Walker - Stones - Konsa - Chilwell

Trent - Rice

Saka - Bellingham - Foden

Kane

Watkins, Gordon, Sterling, Rashford, Grealish and Palmer to come off the bench too.

Anything less than winning the trophy will be failure this summer.

I was going to say why not Leon Bailey over Chilwell but then I googled Bailey...

(https://c8.alamy.com/comp/D099BG/cannabis-farmer-smoking-a-joint-in-a-clandestine-marijuana-plantation-D099BG.jpg)


The weak link has to be the goalkeeper. As a shot stopper, he's both quality and limited: acrobatic, yes, but he's of average height and size and his hands are pretty small compared to specimen like Neuer or Courtois. There are certain type of shots (let's say from close range into the near post top corner) that only a freak with monster sized arms can save!

Me when I see Pickford play:





Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 07, 2024, 04:33 PM
Pickford isn't world class but he is solid and is a monster on penalties.

Left-back I picked Chilwell but it doesn't really matter. Between him and Shaw. Suppose Walker could play there with someone else at RB as we have loads of class RBs.

If you had to pick a team to win this summer who would you go with @jadis 

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Mar 08, 2024, 09:31 PM
have you guys heard about the women's gold cup semifinal situation? USA against Canada, this is what the pitch was like:
(https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims4/default/1d5fc87/2147483647/strip/true/crop/7874x5249+0+0/resize/1200x800!/quality/75/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fcalifornia-times-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com%2F5b%2Fd4%2F4d6418e64b5b8c3876963d91d6f3%2Fconcacaf-canada-united-states-soccer-90309.jpg)
It was funny in a slapstick way but also disgraceful really, a lack of respect for the women's game. The ball barely rolled because of all the water, dribbling and low passes were impossible. In fact the first goal was scored because someone tried to pass back to the goalkeeper and the ball barely moved and was scooped up by an attacker. It was certainly something, but not football in any proper sense
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 08, 2024, 10:09 PM
There was an MLS game played in a literal blizzard the other day, that was in the USA as well so I'd say this is more shoddy safety precautions in general than a lack of respect to women.

They are decades behind in football terms tbf.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Mar 09, 2024, 01:01 AM
oh wow, fair enough
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 10, 2024, 01:56 PM
Villa vs Spurs

Win and we can almost lick the Champions League.

Edit - Never mind.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Mar 10, 2024, 05:09 PM
What about the penalty missed yesterday when was it a Bournemouth player slipped on wet ground which had already been soaking and the ground staff had for some reason watered again??
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 10, 2024, 05:37 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Mar 10, 2024, 05:09 PMWhat about the penalty missed yesterday when was it a Bournemouth player slipped on wet ground which had already been soaking and the ground staff had for some reason watered again??

Haven't seen it but players slip all the time. They do like to have a very wet pitch but I'm going to assume it wasn't affecting the roll or bounce of the ball otherwise they'd have postponed it.

The game Marie posted should definitely have been called off but so should the MLS game, both dangerous conditions.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Mar 11, 2024, 08:17 AM
I think they should play in Iceland with like erupting volcanoes and lava flows around them. It'd be like a stage in Mortal Kombat.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jadis on Mar 11, 2024, 12:19 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Mar 07, 2024, 04:33 PMPickford isn't world class but he is solid and is a monster on penalties.

Left-back I picked Chilwell but it doesn't really matter. Between him and Shaw. Suppose Walker could play there with someone else at RB as we have loads of class RBs.

If you had to pick a team to win this summer who would you go with @jadis 




Ingerlund. To be fair it's the only domestic league I'm following but I can't imagine anyone but France having a comparable pool of talent. France is the team to beat but it can and should be done. Though I'm seriously afraid we'll see Maguire and Hendo in the starting 11.

Maddison is another wonderful player. Class and full of humble enthusiasm. When it's him, Kulusevski and Son in front of those two monsters in central midfield, Spurs are the fourth best team in the league I'm afraid.


 


Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 14, 2024, 10:57 PM
Villa 4 - 0 Ajax

Even for a struggling Ajax team, it's Ajax. So that's an incredible score.

Bring on the quarter finals  8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 20, 2024, 09:48 PM
https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/other/premier-league-rumors-chelsea-and-manchester-city-to-be-kicked-out-for-breaching-ffp-rules/ar-BB1kdOqS

QuoteThe Premier League landscape is trembling with anticipation and apprehension as the specter of expulsion looms over two of its titans, Chelsea and Manchester City. Both clubs find themselves ensnared in the intricate web of Financial Fair Play (FFP) regulations, with the threat of severe consequences hanging ominously over their heads.

Manchester City's fierce contestation against the 115 charges brought forth by Premier League legal authorities has set the stage for a contentious legal battle scheduled to commence in the late autumn. Meanwhile, despite currently occupying 11th place, Chelsea has yet to face formal charges. However, revelations of financial misconduct during the Roman Abramovich era have overshadowed the Stamford Bridge outfit.
Last summer's disclosures shed light on irregular payments to agents, prompting Chelsea's proactive measures in setting aside £150 million to tackle potential legal ramifications. The severity of the situation is underscored by the recent actions taken against Nottingham Forest, with a four-point deduction as a stark warning of the league's unwavering stance on financial impropriety.

In a meticulous 52-page document outlining the Forest judgment, legal luminaries Robert Glancy KC, Mark Hovell, and Steve Holt elucidated the gravity of breaching Profitability and Sustainability Rules. They emphasized the spectrum of sanctions, including the dire prospect of expulsion from the Premier League.

 :)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Mar 21, 2024, 12:56 AM
When did Forest get the deduction? God I hate them! Are they not confusing them with Everton?

Also, does anyone seriously think that if this goes through, other clubs are not going to come under the spotlight? Do we honestly think that bastion of fair play and equality Man United hasn't got some red skeletons in the closet? Liverpool? West Ham? (Gasp!) Villa??? Surely this is just the tip of the iceberg, and given that, and also given the humungous wealth of these two clubs, the prospect of fat brown envelopes being passed must be a possible outcome? Fat brown envelopes with the word SSSH! stencilled on them?


On another subject, why is it that when Villa have the chance to open up a gap they always fluff it? Spurs were virtually handing them fourth place and they said, nah thanks yer all right mate.  ::)  :banghead:  :banghead:  :banghead:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 21, 2024, 01:20 AM
Forest had points deducted on Monday. Was down to holding on to Brennan Johnson past the cut off point for more money. Pretty minor but still.

QuoteDo we honestly think that bastion of fair play and equality Man United hasn't got some red skeletons in the closet? Liverpool? West Ham? (Gasp!) Villa???

Regarding FFP

MU/Liverpool - no, they spend what they generate in revenue
West Ham - well they are ran by Tories so...
Villa - sold 150m+ of academy players over the last three seasons. We're absolutely fine

QuoteOn another subject, why is it that when Villa have the chance to open up a gap they always fluff it?

Been happening all season, suppose that's the difference between teams that win the title and teams that don't.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 22, 2024, 01:18 PM
Fashion post.

New kits for Copa América 2024 and the Euros 2024:

@DJChameleon

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@Guybrush

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@Trollheart

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@Marie Monday

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@jadis

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@jimmy jazz

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Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Mar 22, 2024, 02:22 PM
I saw a recent brawl that happened on the field but I didn't get to see who the two teams were. It was awesome though spin kicks were flying and everything.

@jimmy jazz

Do you know who the two teams were?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 22, 2024, 04:01 PM
Quote from: DJChameleon on Mar 22, 2024, 02:22 PMI saw a recent brawl that happened on the field but I didn't get to see who the two teams were. It was awesome though spin kicks were flying and everything.

@jimmy jazz

Do you know who the two teams were?

No sorry. What country?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Mar 22, 2024, 04:26 PM
Re: the new kits
Holland home is a bit dull and I don't like the blue, away is awful. Hopefully they'll do better for the women. At least they're better than Canada lol. The England kits are very nice (all the fuss about the flag colours is greatly exaggerated imo, what's the problem really) but the mexican kits are the greatest by far
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Psy-Fi on Mar 27, 2024, 11:43 PM
Luis Rubiales: Prosecutors seek 2.5-year jail term over World Cup kiss (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68679506)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Mar 28, 2024, 01:21 AM
I can't believe they left the W, H and I off the Irish jersey! And why is the lion on the Dutch one drunk? I do think it will be, um, interesting if the second Canadian one is worn by their female team though.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 28, 2024, 09:47 AM
Quote from: Psy-Fi on Mar 27, 2024, 11:43 PMLuis Rubiales: Prosecutors seek 2.5-year jail term over World Cup kiss (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68679506)

That seems excessive.

Regarding Prison FC, Robinho looks like he's going to have to serve his 9 year sentence in a Brazilian prison.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-68632912

For anyone not aware, he was convicted for his part in a gang rape while he was playing for Milan and fled home to Brazil. Brazil has no extradition law with Italy so he didn't have to be sent back. But the Italians have requested he serve his time in Brazil and he will have to now.

I'd rather do time in Italy than Brazil tbh so he's ended up making this worse for himself.

The nonce cunt has been posting on his Instagram for years with the comments locked. Feels like he's rubbing it in by doing that.

https://time.com/6959443/robinho-prison-sentence-brazil-rape-italy/

QuoteThe former footballer said in an interview with TV Record aired on Sunday that racism was to blame for his conviction in Italy.

"I played only four years in Italy and I got tired of seeing stories of racism. Unfortunately that exists to this day. (The rape case) was in 2013, now we are in 2024. The same people who don't do anything against it (racism) are the ones who sentenced me," Robinho said.

QuoteAs part of the judgment, transcripts of Robinho's messages intercepted by police were released, including one from Robinho to a friend in January 2013 that said: "I'm laughing because I couldn't care less, the woman was completely drunk, she has no idea what happened." In a different chat, a friend of Robinho sent the message "I saw you when you put your penis inside her mouth", to which Robinho replied: "That doesn't mean having sex."

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robinho
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Mar 28, 2024, 05:31 PM
WHat a fucking cunt. I hate bastards who try to excuse their heinous acts by claiming the punishment they get is racially motivated. Bollocks. You're right though: serving time in a Brazilian prison is WAY worse than in an Italian one. Hope someone shanks the fucker.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 29, 2024, 02:28 PM
https://talksport.com/football/1805822/england-scotland-fans-warned-foreign-office-german-beer-euro-2024/

Made me laugh.

@FETCHER. You looking forward to the Euros? What do you hope for Scotland?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: FETCHER. on Mar 29, 2024, 04:37 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Mar 29, 2024, 02:28 PMhttps://talksport.com/football/1805822/england-scotland-fans-warned-foreign-office-german-beer-euro-2024/

Made me laugh.

@FETCHER. You looking forward to the Euros? What do you hope for Scotland?

I've actually not followed it too much to be honest, Rangers got kicked out the europa league recently and are in a bit of a title race. Kristoffer has been following them and watching their games. I would say I have high hopes but, well, it is Scotland 🙄😂.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Mar 29, 2024, 05:23 PM
Quote from: FETCHER. on Mar 29, 2024, 04:37 PMI've actually not followed it too much to be honest, Rangers got kicked out the europa league recently and are in a bit of a title race. Kristoffer has been following them and watching their games. I would say I have high hopes but, well, it is Scotland 🙄😂.

I have been paying attention to Rangers 🔵⚪🔴 and I hope they do win the title this season.

I hope Scotland can get out of the group and then get drawn against England for a spicy match (with England winning).
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: DJChameleon on Mar 29, 2024, 08:00 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Mar 22, 2024, 04:01 PMNo sorry. What country?

I finally found the footage. I saw the clip for the first time while watching Keemstar showcase it but he never said what country.

It was Turkey.

Click the link to see the video.
Fans storm the field in brawl (https://www.mmamania.com/2024/3/17/24104376/video-soccer-match-turkey-turns-into-massive-mma-brawl-after-angry-fans-storm-the-field-football-ufc)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: FETCHER. on Mar 30, 2024, 12:23 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Mar 29, 2024, 05:23 PMI have been paying attention to Rangers 🔵⚪🔴 and I hope they do win the title this season.

I hope Scotland can get out of the group and then get drawn against England for a spicy match (with England winning).

Haha that's just cruel and an easy win for you guys 😂
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 01, 2024, 05:16 PM
Thoughts on the Emma Hayes debacle @Marie Monday

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2024/mar/31/chelseas-emma-hayes-criticises-male-aggression-of-arsenals-jonas-eidevall
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Apr 01, 2024, 07:27 PM
I agree with Jonas that the use of 'male aggression' is irresponsible there, because it carries a some grave implications which in this case do not apply at all. That being said, I do think he was wrong to confront Erin. He has a tendency to get worked up during games, mostly towards refs and such, but not in a way that I would call aggressive.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 01, 2024, 08:22 PM
Quote from: Marie Monday on Apr 01, 2024, 07:27 PMI agree with Jonas that the use of 'male aggression' is irresponsible there, because it carries a some grave implications which in this case do not apply at all. That being said, I do think he was wrong to confront Erin. He has a tendency to get worked up during games, mostly towards refs and such, but not in a way that I would call aggressive.

What do you think he should have done instead? All he did was point and try to get the attention of the assistant. It was Erin that confronted him?


I wonder if Emma Hayes will apologise. For the comments and then the push.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Apr 01, 2024, 09:48 PM
It was mostly Erin yes, but he did get out of his area and yelled, otherwise he was acting fine. Like I was saying before, this behaviour of his is not aggression imo and I'm fine with it, he just gets overexcited. Emma was definitely mostly at fault with that stupid push but it doesn't seem like her to apologise, altough she did about her stupid 'relationships between teammates are inappropriate' comment. I really dislike her tbh.
I was there at the match btw and didn't even notice the incident, altough I think at the point I was too shaken by Frida's collapse and then the goal on top of that to pay much attention to anything. It was such a rollercoaster of absolute shock and panic followed by relief and joy
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 01, 2024, 10:02 PM
Quote from: Marie Monday on Apr 01, 2024, 09:48 PMIt was mostly Erin yes, but he did get out of his area and yelled, otherwise he was acting fine. Like I was saying before, this behaviour of his is not aggression imo and I'm fine with it, he just gets overexcited. Emma was definitely mostly at fault with that stupid push but it doesn't seem like her to apologise, altough she did about her stupid 'relationships between teammates are inappropriate' comment. I really dislike her tbh.
I was there at the match btw and didn't even notice the incident, altough I think at the point I was too shaken by Frida's collapse and then the goal on top of that to pay much attention to anything. It was such a rollercoaster of absolute shock and panic followed by relief and joy

They were talking about this on TalkSport.

What happened? Leicester manager and player getting involved with each other?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Apr 01, 2024, 10:10 PM
I think so but I'm not sure what the context was. Anyway, Emma said that both player-manager and player-player relationships are inappropriate, as if that's in any way comparable, and knowing full well there are multiple couples among her players lol
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 02, 2024, 08:58 PM
Fair play to Brentford, though god knows they left it till the last second and only after Man U had scored, which they had no right to. Brentford were all over them but just could not score, and I said to my brother-in-law as we watched, and he agreed, "Just wait now. Last few minutes fucking United will score and get the points." And they did. Though thankfully, just as United supporters across the country were celebrating a very much undeserved win, and no doubt getting cracks like "never count us out" and "play to the final whistle" ready, Brentford equalised. Should have won easily, but at least they got a point and essentially took two off United, though in reality it was one point won for Man U, as they should have been well beaten. Great to see Villa storm to a 2-0 win and keep hold of fourth place, for now. Fingers crossed.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 02, 2024, 09:15 PM
If we beat MC tomorrow we're back in the title race imo.

(https://i.ibb.co/JvZSJ3G/Screenshot-20240402-172117.jpg)

Build the statue.

Mad how he absolutely gets it and yet Grealish couldn't. Weasel.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Psy-Fi on Apr 04, 2024, 03:17 PM
Luke Fleurs, South African soccer star and Olympian, killed in hijacking at gas station (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/luke-fleurs-killed-south-african-soccer-star-shot-hijacking-gas-station/)

QuoteFleurs is the latest among thousands of people who are victims to fatal hijackings in South Africa, which has one of the highest murder rates in the world.

The latest official crime statistics from October-December last year showed 5,973 hijacking cases reported.

Each day, 31 people killed by guns in South Africa, according Gun Free South Africa, a not-for-profit advocating for reduced gun violence.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 04, 2024, 04:03 PM
Never heard of him but I did wonder if he played for Kaizer Chiefs before opening.

Yes there is a club called Kaizer Chiefs.

RIP
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 04, 2024, 08:16 PM
Didja see that so-called "foul" in the Burnley game? Guy just slipped and fell over! Disgraceful. And so Vinnie loses a game his boys should have won, because some stupid blind ref can't tell the difference between a foul and a player with poor balance going on his arse!  ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 05, 2024, 10:57 AM
Cole Palmer 😂 another top talent for England.

Pickford

Walker - Stones - Konsa - Shaw

Bellingham - Rice

Saka - Foden - Palmer

Kane

Subs: Ramsdale, Trent, Gómez, Maguire, Colwill, Lewis, Maddison, Mainoo, Grealish, Watkins, Gordon, Toney, Bowen, Elliott, Ramsey, Sterling

Couple of £100m players on the hypothetical bench too. Squad deeper than the Grand Canyon.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 05, 2024, 07:46 PM
Good luck for Sunday @FETCHER.

I'll be watching 🔵⚪🔴

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: FETCHER. on Apr 06, 2024, 12:00 AM
I'm not even a huge football fan and I can't watch it. The New Year's Eve game just in December there gave me anxiety 😂😂

Fingers crossed. As far as I know it's a big game towards winning the league 🤞🙏.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 07, 2024, 03:04 PM
That was a classic.

Title still on.

Follow Follow!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: FETCHER. on Apr 07, 2024, 03:32 PM
I know, that was very intense and I wasn't even watching it 😅. My Flashscore app was doing some heavy lifting.

My boyfriend took my nephew to his first old firm today. I'm glad it wasn't a loss for him.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 08, 2024, 02:04 AM
Villa fucked again. Lose a 2-0 lead and then  hope Forest will beat Spurs? They only have themselves to blame now for losing fourth place. As for Liverpool: well, if you're going to give the ball away, even to a poor Man United team, don't expect the points. Title still wide open, but they need to be winning matches like those.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 08, 2024, 07:30 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 08, 2024, 02:04 AMVilla fucked again. Lose a 2-0 lead and then  hope Forest will beat Spurs? They only have themselves to blame now for losing fourth place. As for Liverpool: well, if you're going to give the ball away, even to a poor Man United team, don't expect the points. Title still wide open, but they need to be winning matches like those.

Shit result but have you seen Tottenham's next five games? They could lose all of them.

Everton been deducted another two points.

Every time the Premier League do this, they put more pressure on themselves when it comes to sorting out MC.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 09, 2024, 12:32 AM
You've got to feel for Everton, after all they've done to try to negate the original point deduction, and now they're sort of back at square one. I wish the FA would deduct more points off Forest, but then that's just cos I hate them. It really annoys me when Villa play poorly and lose, but it infuriates me when they play well and STILL lose. I could see that happening; I mean, how many times did they give the ball away? And they still don't seem to know how to see a game out. Not that they are title contenders or anything, but even so, this isn't the way a team going for Champions League should be performing. And I don't think our own run-in is that great, is it?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 09, 2024, 12:43 AM
No but it's better than Tottenham's and Tottenham aren't as good so they won't finish 4th.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 09, 2024, 12:46 AM
Yeah I don't know. They're getting good results, whereas we're losing lead after lead and also throwing away games we should easily win. I'd say they have a better chance than us, unless we sort ourselves out.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 09, 2024, 02:25 PM
Their form hasn't been much better. I've watched their games and even the ones they've won they've looked vulnerable.

4th place is ours.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 10, 2024, 02:30 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 09, 2024, 02:25 PMTheir form hasn't been much better. I've watched their games and even the ones they've won they've looked vulnerable.

4th place is ours.
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Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Psy-Fi on Apr 10, 2024, 05:40 PM
ISIS stadium threat puts UEFA Champions League soccer teams on alert for quarterfinals (https://www.cbsnews.com/news/uefa-champions-league-isis-stadium-threat-europe-soccer-security-alert/)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 10, 2024, 08:03 PM
Obviously just some troll sympathiser.

Good games last night BTW.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 11, 2024, 04:31 AM
Everyone's a Troll sympathiser. My people are everywhere.  :love:  :laughing:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 11, 2024, 01:01 PM
Birmingham City have announced plans to build a new 60,000 seater stadium on a 40 acre site just by where their current stadium is. The Wembley of the Midlands is what their owners are calling it.

They reckon construction starts in a couple of months and cost will be 2-3bn for the whole thing.

If they pull it off then I will say fair play. But I just can't see it.

Plus their owners are American and when they take over English clubs they always wave their cocks round and come out with 'pie in the sky' nonsense, promises they'll never be able to keep, delusional ambitions etc.

But if it happens, great.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Psy-Fi on Apr 11, 2024, 03:49 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 10, 2024, 08:03 PMObviously just some troll sympathiser.


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Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 14, 2024, 01:21 AM
Looks like you were right. Spurs were awful, and now we're fourth even if - as we surely will - we lose tomorrow to Arsenal.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 14, 2024, 01:42 AM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 14, 2024, 01:21 AMLooks like you were right. Spurs were awful, and now we're fourth even if - as we surely will - we lose tomorrow to Arsenal.

I think we can beat Arsenal. Depends what team Emery puts out.

Don't you think this is better though? On the cusp of a European semi-final and in the run-in for a CL spot?

I like to reflect on the progress made in the last five years. It's incredible.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 14, 2024, 07:30 PM
Told you we could beat them.

So proud of the team and of our manager.

Great performance.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Apr 14, 2024, 08:26 PM
Yeah whoa, congrats!!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 15, 2024, 02:04 AM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 14, 2024, 07:30 PMTold you we could beat them.

So proud of the team and of our manager.

Great performance.

It was. Arsenal were totally outplayed. Though I guess Liverpool losing pisses you off, now that that leaves Man City in the ascendancy? Great for us though; good lead on Spurs now, if we can just hold it.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 15, 2024, 01:37 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 15, 2024, 02:04 AMIt was. Arsenal were totally outplayed. Though I guess Liverpool losing pisses you off, now that that leaves Man City in the ascendancy? Great for us though; good lead on Spurs now, if we can just hold it.

Yes. I was desperate for a goal 😭

Spurs don't have a game this weekend so by the time they play again we could have a 9 point lead. Even though they'd have games in hand that'd be a big blow imo.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 18, 2024, 05:12 PM
Great night of football last night. Oh how I laughed.

There is a very real chance that after tonight, the mighty Villa will be the only English team left in European competition. The lone lion, stalking Europe for the kill 8)

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3otPoUGBfbuOgFhcpW/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952xzxkj3ru1lk1hj3ow2tflkd2vk7r9mh49hs0uikp&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)

Emi Martínez has been told to expect a very hostile reception:

(https://i.ibb.co/kyrSMks/Screenshot-20240418-160631.jpg)

He is going to thrive amongst that. He absolutely loves this shit. Fuck I love our goalkeeper so much 🇦🇷

UP THE EUROPEAN VILLA! 🟣🔵
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Marie Monday on Apr 18, 2024, 06:12 PM
That's a very fitting pic, he looks sassy af
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 18, 2024, 07:03 PM
Quote from: Marie Monday on Apr 18, 2024, 06:12 PMThat's a very fitting pic, he looks sassy af

Was in the World Cup final after he threw the ball away when Tchoumeni was about to take his kick and then Tchoumeni missed it and Emi did a little dance  8) 💃
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 18, 2024, 09:36 PM
Martínez saves two penalties in the shootout and dances in front of the Lille fans after being booed all game.

Build the fucking statue NOW.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 19, 2024, 03:56 PM
Your take on the big news of the day, JJ? Good idea or bad? Benefits, losses - mostly the former for the Premier League teams and the latter for the EFL, but could they have done something else? I wonder if this will then have a lower league team, trailing at 2-0 with ten minutes to go, bothering to go for the draw? They haven't said, but is it to be penalties now if there's a draw, since there can't be any replays?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 19, 2024, 05:59 PM
It'll be shit for lower league and better for PL.

There is too much football played but other stuff could have gone first. International friendlies, bloating of European competitions for a start.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 21, 2024, 06:13 PM
With that win I would say it's all but done now. 6 points clear and Spurs have horrendous fixtures coming up. They are not catching us now.

Up the European Villa.

Now end the 28 year wait and bring major honour number 21 back to Birmingham  8) 🏆
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 22, 2024, 01:27 AM
Fucking VAR! Coventry were robbed! What was that - an inch offside? I would much rather have seen them go up against City, not only because I hate Man U, but for the more giantkiller idea of the FA Cup. You have to kind of wonder if large brown envelopes are being left at Stockley Park?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 22, 2024, 08:53 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 22, 2024, 01:27 AMFucking VAR! Coventry were robbed! What was that - an inch offside? I would much rather have seen them go up against City, not only because I hate Man U, but for the more giantkiller idea of the FA Cup. You have to kind of wonder if large brown envelopes are being left at Stockley Park?

So not a robbery then?  :laughing:
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 23, 2024, 01:57 AM
Ah the point is it was barely, barely offside. I still think VAR should be a kind of last-appeal court, not checking every fucking goal. It's become ludicrous. Look at what they said about it in the Forest game (I do hate Forest but still, most of the pundits AND a ref backed up their claims). What's that old adage on the records back when I were a lad? To paraphrase: VAR is KILLING football! And it's LEGAL!
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 23, 2024, 05:07 PM
@Trollheart

Unai Emery has extended his contract with Villa  :laughing:

MU, Liverpool, Bayern all linked.

Big Unai said no, he wants to stay with us.

And he'll be negotiating another deal in the summer  :laughing:

I hope you are enjoying following the Villa because the glory years are here so enjoy them while you can.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/c6pyddj6z8ro
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 23, 2024, 05:24 PM
Oh yeah. I enjoyed it when Villa were top of the Prem, maybe back in the early 2000s or something. I remember I had a sig in my work email that said "Villa still on top!" I doubt anyone I emailed had a clue what that meant! Yeah they are great times for us now; Europe and even nudging the title-chasers. I mean, sure, no way we could challenge the Big 3, but just to be up there in their company is really something. One lion on the shirt, eh?
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 23, 2024, 05:44 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 23, 2024, 05:24 PMOh yeah. I enjoyed it when Villa were top of the Prem, maybe back in the early 2000s or something. I remember I had a sig in my work email that said "Villa still on top!" I doubt anyone I emailed had a clue what that meant! Yeah they are great times for us now; Europe and even nudging the title-chasers. I mean, sure, no way we could challenge the Big 3, but just to be up there in their company is really something. One lion on the shirt, eh?

Wanna bet? Despite missing half of our first team for most of the season we're only two wins away from still being in the title race.

The owners are deadly serious and we have the manager. It's coming.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Guybrush on Apr 23, 2024, 09:14 PM
Sockerball? They should call it suckerball.

🍷
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 25, 2024, 02:59 AM
That's it for Liverpool then. I know not everyone will understand the technical terms used in football, and anyone who wants an explanation feel free, but they were shite. Giving the ball away, wasted chances, just totally outclassed by Everton. Two-horse race now.

@jimmy jazz you know you're right: only 10 points between us and the top. Is it possible? What does Paddy Power say?  ;)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 26, 2024, 03:40 PM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-13354171/Premier-League-chief-executive-Richard-Masters-provides-updated-timeline-date-Manchester-Citys-trial-alleged-115-financial-rule-break-charges.html

MC's 115 charges to be dealt with 'in the near future'.

Tick tock  8)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 29, 2024, 06:14 PM
ANOTHER 2-0 lead lost, and it's only luck that got us the draw when we should have lost the game. I take Emery's point - "what's to be disappointed about? We are fourth!" - but still, we can't keep losing these leads and hoping Spurs will keep slipping up. They gave Arsenal a good game last night. We have to start seeing games out.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 29, 2024, 06:44 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 29, 2024, 06:14 PMANOTHER 2-0 lead lost, and it's only luck that got us the draw when we should have lost the game. I take Emery's point - "what's to be disappointed about? We are fourth!" - but still, we can't keep losing these leads and hoping Spurs will keep slipping up. They gave Arsenal a good game last night. We have to start seeing games out.

Yeah we can. Have you seen the table? They've got to beat two of Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City and hope that we don't get another point. It's done.

We could lose every remaining game and still finish 4th. Spurs aren't getting to 67 points.

The game on the weekend was a point gained with a squad decimated with injuries.

It's over. We can focus on winning in Europe now.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on Apr 29, 2024, 06:49 PM
That's as may be, but consider what happens when we do get into Europe. If we can't finish off teams then it's going to be a quick and embarrassing exit. Emery has to address that. You can't just keep letting leads like that slide. It'll come back to haunt you in the end.
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on Apr 29, 2024, 07:12 PM
Quote from: Trollheart on Apr 29, 2024, 06:49 PMThat's as may be, but consider what happens when we do get into Europe. If we can't finish off teams then it's going to be a quick and embarrassing exit. Emery has to address that. You can't just keep letting leads like that slide. It'll come back to haunt you in the end.

When Mings, Buendia, Ramsey, Kamara, Moreno are back plus whoever we sign in the summer?

Statistically we're the best in the league at holding leads BTW. When we go ahead we win about 95% of the time. We've played 54 games this season, Spurs have played 34. The squad is on it's last legs. We'll be fine next season.

Trolls. Open the Guinness. Put your favourite documentary on. Sit back and relax. The Villa are back! UP THE EURO VILLA!!! 🟣🔵
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 02, 2024, 08:31 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/k96QHFC/20240502-193005.jpg)

🥹

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 02, 2024, 10:13 PM
Quote from: jimmy jazz on Apr 29, 2024, 06:44 PMYeah we can. Have you seen the table? They've got to beat two of Chelsea, Liverpool and Man City and hope that we don't get another point. It's done.

We could lose every remaining game and still finish 4th. Spurs aren't getting to 67 points.

The game on the weekend was a point gained with a squad decimated with injuries.

It's over. We can focus on winning in Europe now.

This might be my greatest ever post 😂

@Trollheart WE ARE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 09, 2024, 01:16 PM
Tonight Villa play the second leg of a European semi-final. We're losing by two goals (4-2 down) so need at least two to go through.

We have formed a friendship with Olympiakos fans, who said they loved the stadium, fans and city. That is what football should be about especially these European games with tourism involved.

Anyway, fingers crossed we can do it tonight.

UP THE EUROPEAN VILLA 🟣🔵
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 10, 2024, 12:38 AM
Well that was very disappointing but the better team went through and we had a great run.

Just need to confirm top 4 for a brilliant season.

It would be nice to see Olympiakos win the trophy now.

Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on May 10, 2024, 12:45 AM
Villympiakos?  ;)
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: jimmy jazz on May 11, 2024, 03:23 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/k27VZZc/Screenshot-20240510-130453.jpg)

(https://i.ibb.co/6nSxSj5/Screenshot-20240510-130522.jpg)

https://twitter.com/Georgios_Vv/status/1788697972374487288

♥️
Title: Re: The soccerball thread
Post by: Trollheart on May 12, 2024, 02:04 AM
I don't get it. What's the "terrible fan scene at the end"? Are both incidents to do with Villa, or are you comparing some other team? And don't ask me to click the link: I stay as far away from Musk as I can at all times.